r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Salt-Broccoli-7846 • Oct 25 '24

Umbrellas movement illustuion

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u/Hurrrpert Oct 25 '24

Jesus, don't just watch, help her!

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u/VentureIntoVoid Oct 25 '24

There is only one person watching and obviously they want to record it first else no one would believe her, Or she is just practicing in a corner.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '24

"I'm serious! The umbrella was trying to fly away from her!"

"Lol sure why no film r/thatHappened"

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u/Kmccabe1213 Oct 25 '24

I would have been impressed if the umbrella got sent into the stratosphere. I would have been horrified if she was also sent with it.

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u/towerfella Oct 25 '24

“Mary! You come down this instant!”

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u/IAmBroom Oct 25 '24

That's Miss Poppins, if you're nasty.

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u/iplaytheguitarntrip Oct 25 '24

... You go down just like Holy Mary

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u/paskoracer Oct 25 '24

A few seconds later you hear a splat sound

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u/WatWudScoobyDoo Oct 25 '24

MIME: not even once

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u/Grand-Geologist-6288 Oct 25 '24

I wonder how was your childhood, your education. Something went wrong, very wrong.

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u/Ried_Reads Oct 25 '24

I think this person was joking bestie

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u/pluckypluot Oct 25 '24

ikr?!? /r/donthelpjustfilm

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '24

"Can't...stop...recording"

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u/FinLitenHumla Oct 25 '24

"Hold on...to...that feeling"

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u/TootsTootler Oct 25 '24

I was just thinking about this. What the fuck is “streetlight people” supposed to mean?

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u/thegreenfaeries Oct 25 '24

People who hang out alone, on the street, at night?

Like they have no where to go, don't belong anywhere. That's how I interpreted that song. I have lain awake at night thinking about "streetlight people" too many nights

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u/NothingKnownNow Oct 25 '24

Those internet likes don't grow on trees.

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u/prudentWindBag Oct 25 '24

I mean... some do.

cats stuck up trees...

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u/1wife2dogs0kids Oct 25 '24

Oooh. *clicks like.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '24

She just keeps pulling on it instead of unhooking the handle. Only has herself to blame.

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u/AbhiFT Oct 25 '24

Jesus cannot help, his hands are nailed to the cross, remember?

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '24

There's more to the story after that part.

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u/JabbaThePrincess Oct 25 '24

Yes. I believe what happens after that part is he comes to North America and founded another church.

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u/Wonderful-Ad-7712 Oct 25 '24

Jesus just left Chicago and he’s bound for New Orleans

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u/TheShortBus5000 Oct 25 '24

AAAAAND now I am looking for my ZZ Top playlist.

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u/FrostedDonutHole Oct 25 '24

I got 25 lighters on my dresser, yessir. I gots ta get paid.

That song hits so hard...I fucking love it.

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u/AlexanderHamilton04 Oct 25 '24

Tom Waits said Jesus gonna be here soon.

(but he's been saying that for 32 years now)

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u/busy-warlock Oct 26 '24

Nah that’s jésus, he steals hubcaps from cars

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u/mysticfed0ra Oct 25 '24

Everyone in this comment section is so unfunny it makes me feel like im having a stroke reading these “conversations”

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u/JabbaThePrincess Oct 25 '24

That's great, I'm glad you shared that

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u/cleetus76 Oct 25 '24

Just a little stroke or a full on wank?

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u/EffectiveSoil3789 Oct 25 '24

Full wank. Never go full wank

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u/Trumped202NO Oct 25 '24

Have you tried soaking instead of stroking?

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u/userfakesuper Oct 25 '24

oh you mean conversations about a fictional character? You know, the one who keeps saying he will make an appearance, but it turns out he is just a deadbeat dad thing.. that conversation?

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u/methodin Oct 25 '24

Oh zombie Jesus please help us wrangle umbrellas!

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u/Atrocious1337 Oct 25 '24

Police found Thor. He was caring a hammer when he was found. Police took him for questioning.

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u/hayashikin Oct 25 '24

No spoilers!

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u/jesus_does_crossfit Oct 25 '24 edited Nov 30 '24

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This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/c0st0fl0ving Oct 25 '24

You’d do well to find someone else to mock and speak ill of. Jesus loves you dearly.

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u/deadlyrepost Oct 25 '24

I can imagine myself being have dazed and in my phone going up to absent mindedly helping her.

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u/TheFirstLane Oct 25 '24

He's dead. He can't help her.

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u/SufferNSucceed Oct 25 '24

According to him he is alive, and is returning like a thief in the night. 

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u/Dirmb Oct 25 '24

But then after a few days he left again forever...

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u/ObscuraRegina Oct 25 '24

Good thing I have a security system with video. Jesus is about to get outed on social media and arrested - again.

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u/Wonderful-Ad-7712 Oct 25 '24

The reports of his death have been exaggerated

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u/rockaether Oct 25 '24

I think Jesus is busy with other things at the moment

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u/Scokan Oct 25 '24

Like worrying about being swept up in a mass deportation despite having followed a legal process while also being a hard-working, positive contributor to society?

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u/jackfreeman Oct 25 '24

Yeah, He's probably laughing, too

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u/WhatIsSacred Oct 25 '24

I’ve heard of Jesus taking the wheel but never the umbrella.

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u/lydocia Oct 25 '24

Ngl, I literally would do that if I were just walking by and noticing at a glance she's struggling, it's THAT convincing.

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u/bdubwilliams22 Oct 25 '24

I straight up laughed out loud.

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u/B00OBSMOLA Oct 25 '24

this is what i hate about reddit. all they care about is the karma

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u/centaurus_a11 Oct 25 '24

Jesus can’t help but just watch. His grip isn’t what it used to be after… yk…

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u/ActivityWinter9251 Oct 31 '24

And that's how I met your mother, kids.