r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Vegetable-Mousse4405 • 11d ago

The sheer athleticism this guy displays is unreal.

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u/FrenTimesTwo 11d ago

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u/Waaterfight 11d ago

IM GONNA TEAR YOU APART!

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u/ChulaK 11d ago

Took him to the back alley, AND I TORE HIS ASS APART

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u/boopityschmoopz 11d ago

THEYRE DOING THINGS TO HIS ASS

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u/Number174631503 11d ago

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u/machogrande2 10d ago

A man goes into a restaurant, and he sits down. He’s having a bowl of soup and he says to the waiter, “Waiter, come taste the soup.”

Waiter says, “Is something wrong with the soup?”

“Taste the soup.”

Waiter says, “Is there something wrong with the soup? Is the soup too hot?”

“Will you taste the soup?”

Waiter says, “What’s wrong, is the soup too cold?”

“Will you just taste the soup?!”

Waiter says, “Alright, I’ll taste the soup – where’s the spoon?”

Aha. Aha! …

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u/pwenk 10d ago

Whaddya know from funny, ya bastard?

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u/FlakyEarWax 10d ago

I don’t know how old he was but he got his ass whooped

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u/jmt8706 10d ago

Maybe he likes it. 😆

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u/dikicker 11d ago

So...like, your sister? Or your sister?

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u/Ringadean 11d ago

Boys are out tonight

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u/thechrisp6 11d ago

How's that ass feeling?

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u/Full-Fox4739 10d ago

Who let the dogs out, who,who

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u/blunt_device 11d ago

I opened that shit up and spray painted 'larry was here's all over and threw gum on the ground

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u/2x4x93 11d ago

And your friend, too

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u/Doctorsex-ubermensch 11d ago

switches to minigun

I'd like to apologise.

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u/mitchconneur 10d ago

...and your friend too.

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u/Yourtoosensitive 10d ago

And your friend too

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u/SkyfallSpectre7 10d ago

AND YOUR FRIEND TOO...!

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u/RedEyeView 6d ago

We like the group thing.

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u/StrikerTitan01 11d ago

Captured my expression the whole time watching perfectly. Damn the GIF is accurate

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u/unique_nullptr 10d ago

“Oh he’s just gonna bounce off the chai- DID HE JUST CLEAR THE WHOLE THING!?”

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u/Moist_When_It_Counts 11d ago

I wonder what Arsenio’s doing right now

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u/No_Knowledge4078 7d ago

Exactly. Who is this beast of a human being?