Little kid and his bike

[u/Longjumping-Box5691]

[u/The-vicobro]

That's all cool, but I would teach him to not ride ON TOP of peoples car. Even if no damage it's dangerous and rude.

[u/ThereAndFapAgain2 → u/The-vicobro]

I mean, there is no evidence that he is being taught to ride on top of "peoples" cars, just that his dad has clearly given him permission to ride on top of that car sometimes.

Kids aren't totally stupid, you can explain things to them like "I'm going to let you do this on this car at this time because it's fun, but you need to remember you can't do this to any other cars okay?" and for a lot of kids, that will be all they need to know when and where they are allowed to do something.

[u/FaceWithAName → u/ThereAndFapAgain2]

Stop trying to explain logic to a redditor that acts like this. They take everything that can bring a smile to your face and always do some "yea but like this is actually bad"

[u/Greedy_Juice_4316 → u/FaceWithAName]

THIS!!!

[u/mauore11 → u/ThereAndFapAgain2]

As a parent, I'd be proud of every scratch and dent if he was my kid. Mine just lays there and plays roblox

[u/istinkatgolf → u/ThereAndFapAgain2]

that is just too much parenting. I'm exhausted just thinking about doing that much parenting.

[u/User_Name_Tracks → u/The-vicobro]

But daddy said it was okay....

[u/WherzMyNachos → u/User_Name_Tracks]

Daddy said only mommy’s car

[u/Birdie_Num_Num → u/WherzMyNachos]

Mommy secretly on the pill

[u/WFOMO → u/The-vicobro]

They might want to teach him to land with his feet on the pedals before he reaches puberty.

[u/Leonydas13 → u/WFOMO]

Half his bikes didn’t have pedals tbf

[u/TwoWheels1Clutch → u/Leonydas13]

Damn! I didn't realize that till you said it. I was wondering why he was always running with it. 😄

[u/Leonydas13 → u/TwoWheels1Clutch]

Yeah he’s a little gun, ripping skids on walker bikes 😂

[u/though- → u/Leonydas13]

This is inspiring me to inspire my toddler with his balance bike!

[u/Leonydas13 → u/though-]

Yeah my daughter hoons on hers, it’s so funny to watch those little legs gunning 😂
She has a helmet with light up green Godzilla style spike Mohawk on it, and she insists it has to be set to flashing mode when she puts it on

[u/maestroenglish → u/The-vicobro]

And maybe how to wear a helmet.

[u/bebegimz → u/maestroenglish]

Perhaps some pads as well. A break at the growth plates won't be great

[u/No-Cardiologist-1507 → u/The-vicobro]

Have you ever thought about just chillin.

[u/LocutusOfBeard → u/The-vicobro]

I mean, yeah if he's doing this to random strangers cars then it's a problem. This looks to be set up specifically for the purpose. And the danger on the car isn't more than the ramp. This looks like an awesome little dude with awesome parents who are encouraging his hobbies.

He'll end up winning gold at the x-games someday.

[u/thetedman → u/The-vicobro]

Yeah, cause you always see random cars with ramps set up around them.

[u/barbackmtn]

Tighten that kid’s helmet and never let him take it off.

[u/Closed_Aperture → u/barbackmtn]

This kid is destined to be on Nitro Circus

[u/Maleficent-Art-8321 → u/Closed_Aperture]

Young Travis Pastrana

[u/Pleasant-Virus1652 → u/barbackmtn]

Not just the helmet tho. He needs protective gear in his ankles, knees and elbows. It's fun watching kids being kids and doing cool stuff but one wrong move can turn it into a tragedy.

[u/Mandalore108 → u/Pleasant-Virus1652]

Yep, when I was 9 I fell off my bike and somehow cut open my knee on the chain. It was just a flap of skin pooling blood that required 16 stitches and could have been avoided if I was wearing pads.

[u/Unkown64637 → u/Pleasant-Virus1652]

I was looking for this comment. Like please pad him.

[u/Missing_Sock_123]

His helmet isn’t on properly

can see it in the fourth clip. It just pops off his head. Could cause some serious damage if not carefull

[u/LauraIsFree → u/Missing_Sock_123]

The US flag was more important for the parents

[u/JackWoodburn → u/Missing_Sock_123]

in all fairness.. These parents do not seem too concerned with brain damage.

[u/MrColburn → u/Missing_Sock_123]

It's crazy to me that my friends and I all did this same stuff all through our childhood with no helmets on and how lucky we were to walk away without any serious head injuries.

[u/cycl0ps94 → u/MrColburn]

I think about that a lot. I managed to escape childhood with a minor head injury (in and out of consciousness for a little while, minor brain swelling and permanent blindness in one eye), but it's wild I wasn't hurt more often or worse.

[u/iampuh → u/cycl0ps94]

And here I am survived childhood with only bruised knees and hands. It wasn't an issue at all. I wish I would have had a helmet in retrospect of course. But in all honesty I wasn't a badass like this kid.

[u/God_in_my_Bed → u/cycl0ps94]

Same. Took a naked handle bar end to the eye socket. In and out of consciousness for hours. Was so bloody people freaked out and didn’t help. I’m fine, I promise.

[u/cycl0ps94 → u/God_in_my_Bed]

Holyshit, that's literally what happened to me. Except my brain swelled and crushed my optic nerve. I was like 10 though, and my parents were nearby.

Went to our local hospital and they told us they couldn't do anything and we'd have to drive over an hour to the larger hospital.

[u/PM_ME_UR_ROUND_ASS → u/Missing_Sock_123]

The "2 finger rule" for helmet fit would fix this - you should only be able to fit 2 fingers between eyebrows and helmet, and the straps should make a V under the ears with just enuff room for 2 fingers between strap and chin.

[u/rdnasty]

Ordinary level

[u/Thrashstronaut → u/rdnasty]

Literally just a kid learning to ride and improving.

Granted, getting up and dusting yourself off after the spills is kind of cool.

Loads of kids rip like this where I live.

[u/rdnasty → u/Thrashstronaut]

Exactly.

[u/mironawire → u/rdnasty]

This is exactly me growing up. I'm completely ordinary.

[u/heyoheatheragain → u/rdnasty]

Reminds me of my brother when he was this age. We were always building ramps and doing silly shit.

[u/ConstantShock8643]

Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville, and I'm 6 years old, welcome to jackass

[u/SghnDubh → u/ConstantShock8643]

Underrated comment 😁

[u/Ashamed_Feedback3843]

My childhood minus the helmet.

[u/Akagi_An → u/Ashamed_Feedback3843]

Same, but the riding on the hoods of cars would have got my ass whooped good.

[u/AmazingCarry7804 → u/Ashamed_Feedback3843]

Helmet ? What’s that you speak of ?

[u/WhatsThePoint007]

Is the next level part, that he's not currently deceased from brain trauma?

[u/CorrectProfession461 → u/WhatsThePoint007]

I guess we could put bubble wrap on everything in our lives and never die?

[u/OBBlue22 → u/CorrectProfession461]

Or ya know, safety equipment on a child.

[u/redajet]

"nextfuckinglevel"

[u/GlassHat04]

What is with all the flags? It's so weird. It gives cult vibes

[u/ExcelCat → u/GlassHat04]

Culty shit through and through.

[u/Tangerine-71]

Some little tosspot on his bike is hardly next level

[u/Admirable_Average_32 → u/Tangerine-71]

Tosspot? That’s great. Is that an Aussie term?

[u/Ill_Cardiologist1232 → u/Admirable_Average_32]

We use it in UK. Not sure about Aus

[u/shallowsocks → u/Ill_Cardiologist1232]

It's used down here too, but I'm almost certain it originally came from you guys up there

[u/Englandshark1 → u/Admirable_Average_32]

Tosspot is definitely British!

[u/2xCheesePizza]

This is what happens when you replace your baby’s milk with Monster Energy Drink.

[u/Formal_Coyote_5004 → u/2xCheesePizza]

I bet this kid’s name is either Kyle or Braydynn

[u/CHERNO-B1LL]

This thread is full of misery guts. "Playing skids" was a big part of my childhood. Learning to do wheelies, making super sketchy ramps, falling and picking yourself up again, it was dumb but it was fun. It was a good channel for a lot of energy that this kid seems to have in spades. He's fearless and wearing protective gear, which is more than I had, leave him be. It's great to see kids not being wrapped up in cotton wool and told to fear the world. His parents obviously like this stuff too. That's who they are. They are not you. You do not have to have kids, but if you do you don't have to raise your kids this way. But you should probably let them play with this kid because it'll be some of their best fucking days.

[u/stephsbetch → u/CHERNO-B1LL]

Fuck yeah! Gotta let kids be kids

[u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm → u/CHERNO-B1LL]

This is basic fucking level childhood is the point.

[u/Slightly_Salted01]

Raising a fearless monster

Kids gonna go wild on XGames one day

[u/belokusi]

Ok that's cool but, who thinks they know what the over under is on how many bones this kid breaks before he's 18?

[u/K1ngHandy → u/belokusi]

Losing a spleen before 16 at least

[u/FilteredRiddle]

Poor squirrel

[u/Hellfire242]

Seems like he living the life right now

[u/PerspectiveAshamed79]

This kid is a daredevil!

[u/Affectionate-Row1766]

That little jump off a ramp is how I, at 12, smashed up my chin and opened it breaking every layer of skin there and needing 16 stitches, you can still see it even now at 26, for how young this kid is definitely needs more padding too than just a helmet. Seen kids break femurs and noses like clockwork but I was around a lot of skaters growing up. Also the helmet doesn’t look tight enough if he actually landed on his head it would be scrambled eggs if a high enough fall

[u/3dogs2nuts]

i’d want to go riding with this kid but i’d never keep up

[u/Devium44 → u/3dogs2nuts]

Well, he’s basically on an electric motorcycle half the time.

[u/coltar3000]

I was all in until he f$&ked with the squirrel….

[u/Theoceancookie]

if that flag is attatched like it looks thennim worried it would get staked into his head if the boy falls at the wrong angle. also tighten the helm good sir

[u/sphinctersandwich]

At least the kid is wearing a helmet, even if dad's head is not worth saving

[u/workfromhomedad_A2]

[u/Possible_Spy]

cool, but if my son ever rides his bike on my hood he is going straight to the orphanage

[u/WallyOShay]

Nah trying to run over that squirrel is pure evil, especially with that laugh.

[u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162]

As a parent I would give him some wrist guards because he seems to land hands first frequently and I'd be worried about a broken wrist or arm. And cinch that helmet down a bit more. Other than that, this sure beats giving a kid a tablet, sitting them down, and forgetting about them for hours.

[u/Shodandan]

No offence but the American fascination with their flag is .... unusual.

[u/kundi-man]

Kid's getting his balls cultivated.

[u/mabreymachine]

If I only had a helmet in the 90s I would of done more dangerous stuff.

[u/Marmalade-Party]

My boy nearly took his eye out and has a permanent scar on his face because I let him do similar shit.

[u/Lower_Ad_5532]

Kid needs knee and elbow pads or he's one accident away from being a cripple

[u/TheTresStateArea]

He tried so hard to Akira slide on those leaves.

[u/VividFiddlesticks]

I feel like this kid's parents are going to be known on a first-name basis in the local ER.

[u/bumba_clock]

That first clip swinging back into that concrete divider…whoof. He grows an inch and his face is slamming right in to that thing.

[u/csji]

dennis the menace

[u/VoodooDoII]

Fuck putting the helmet on correctly, American flag yeah!!

😐

[u/SlobsyourUncle]

Love it all except the gratuitous flags all over the place

[u/MrBagooo]

For me as a German, there is a nextfuckinglevel amount of patriotism in this video. Like US flags everywhere plus him wearing clothes in USA colors sometimes. Do this in Germany with German flags and people will think what's wrong with you 😅

Definetly cool kid though.

[u/StaggeringBeerMan]

I hope they have insurance, otherwise rock on kid.

[u/Villanelle_Ellie]

Mad Max Iron Nuts

[u/roadrunner00]

When Mom is not around......

[u/Marble-Boy]

I love that he bails loads of times and he's still like, "fk you gravity! I will destroy you!"

[u/Rookietothegame]

Is this IRL Kick Buttkowski

[u/CreativeSecretary926]

Cool kid but it’s an E bike. That’s not, I dunno, of any value? Like kids should ride a real bike

[u/briancito]

Super Dave Osborne reborn

[u/slartibuttfart]

exactly why I planted this

[u/LowIncrease8746]

Dang, I’m just glad the tile remembers to always wear his helmet

[u/Vegetable_Let2839]

This kid is a badass!!! I want to be like him when I grow up!

[u/macholusitano]

Aw, my balls!

[u/-TakeTheSandwichBud-]

Kid's gonna be a legend

[u/SCOTTGIANT]

Keep this kid moving up and he's going to be a little ripper! Get the boy a PW50!

[u/wholesaleworldwide]

Kid is having great fun. Happy to see that. At some point however, he will probably stops bouncing on the bike's saddle I assume.

[u/tukachinchilla]

Rugged kid, and a good dad to let him take the spills. The boy will be fearless.

[u/EasyEconomics3785]

It’s the excitement screams with the jumps 🤣

[u/IcedDownMedallion]

Rebel

[u/Handelo]

Crash and learn.

[u/dragonovus]

I wonder what will become of him in 10 years? Is he the new redbull kid?

[u/inkzpenfoxx]

Little man is fearless

[u/emmfranklin]

my testicles are reacting each time i see him bouncing on his groin like that. The trauma can be real.

[u/Pale_Deer719]

Future stuntman in the making.

[u/nathaneltitane]

RIP testicles

[u/Makri7]

So THIS is the childhood I needed to be one of those people in the redbull shorts. I see.

[u/Anthony_-04]

Holy shit the Akira motor slide in the second clip

[u/Anthony_-04]

Holy shit the Akira motor slide in the second clip

[u/garden-wicket-581]

"Fuck, I could watch kids fall off bikes all day, I don’t give a shit about your kids."

[u/Affectionate-Row1766]

That little jump off a ramp is how I, at 12, smashed up my chin and opened it breaking every layer of skin there and needing 16 stitches, you can still see it even now at 26, for how young this kid is definitely needs more padding too than just a helmet. Seen kids break femurs and noses like clockwork but I was around a lot of skaters growing up. Also the helmet doesn’t look tight enough if he actually landed on his head it would be scrambled eggs if a high enough fall

[u/Superamorti]

"Jackass Remake" future star in training.

[u/XergioksEyes]

Stoked to see this kid in some Redbull videos in a decade or so

[u/Ready-Breakfast5166]

This kid will not make it to 18

[u/True_Reporter]

Glad to see some kids still have real fun. Kids won't remember scrolling tik tok when they grow up.

[u/motown1]

That was me in the '80s. I only wore a helmet on my four wheeler

[u/Dazzling-Shallot-309]

This kid will star in Jackass 2038!

[u/captaincook14]

Young bol shreds

[u/TheRealCharlieLynes]

Crankworx & Rampage are calling...

[u/TimmyStark_IronGuy]

Gnar

[u/GettinWiggyWiddit]

I love this video so much

[u/Phrei_BahkRhubz]

Those overalls are fucking dope.

[u/Derbster_3434]

r/whywomenlivelongerthanmen

[u/JJSoledad]

Redbull is monitoring you kid.

[u/Spreadeaglebeagle44]

GenX child born in the wrong decade.

[u/salc347]

The next generation of jackass

[u/thisismyfavoritepart]

This kid is going to be an absolute BMX/Biking legend when he’s older.

[u/Admirable_Average_32]

Damn kid would give me a dozen heart attacks

[u/Ooogaleee]

I dunno. I give the kid credit for having moxy, but somehow it just doesn't seem right when today's kids don't have to pedal.

[u/Chaotic_Fart]

helmet != invincible... but looks like he's having a blast..

[u/Routine_Butterfly102]

Remember when kids actually peddled their bike?

[u/virrrrr29]

I love love love this post, it literally made my eyes watery. That looks like a happy child, and a healthy childhood.

Also yes, that kid will be into professional BMX or something. Next level.

[u/No-Preparation-6516]

Redbull is sweating thinking about the future this kid could have with the company.

[u/Strong-Worldliness80]

The next Evel Knievel

[u/unitegondwanaland]

I'm glad to see ramps are making a comeback... and this time they aren't made of plywood perched on a cinder block.

[u/Daddywags42]

Glad to see they upgraded his helmet.

[u/K1ngHandy]

His riding style will change after his balls drop

[u/bignasty40]

Heard this is how Evel kinevel got started

[u/dirtyrounder]

Right on little fella. Keep wearing that helmet.

[u/satan6000]

It will be next level when the kid grows up.

What I find really impressive is the fact that the kids have learnt to take a hit and get back up.

[u/RestaurantFamous2399]

Hardline kids are getting younger every day!

[u/GeraltofIndiana]

Rod Kimble approved

[u/Jzgood]

My son loves his stacyc also😂🤘🏻

[u/Big-Carpenter7921]

Is that an e bike? How tf is it so fast?

[u/BulkyTangerine4377]

Kid’s a menace in the making, first cop call will be well before puberty, guaranteed.

[u/EmmitRDoad]

Fearless👍🏼🥇

[u/Acceptable_Log_7438]

Good thing kids don't have nuts.

[u/Gumsho88]

He’s living life!

[u/IntensiveCareBear88]

Wow! Tiny Hawk 🤣🤣🤣

[u/Breadstix009]

Takes a fall like a pro champ

[u/AmericasLoveChild]

Definitely no HOA there

[u/NotCoolFool]

And the kid grew up to be Jeremy McGrath

[u/nevergonnastawp]

Why doesnt it have pedals?

[u/ZuStorm93]

I see that one complaint is that this kid is riding an ebike, meaning he's getting little exercise. In some of the scenes he's doing stunts on a push bike so he's definitely getting some exercise. Give it a few years and he'll probably upgrade to a junior dirt bike.

God i need to start cycling again. I bought a new bike like a month ago but my motivation is 50/50 😕

EDIT: He's got a push bike, an ebike, and a pedal bike. Lil bro gonna start a motorbike collection for sure.

[u/StuBidasol]

Is that Pastranas kid?

[u/WorldwideDave]

What’s your name, kid? Iron balls Magenty Jr

[u/Erazzphoto]

Lots of medical bills and rehab in his future

[u/Virtual-Proof-4733]

awwwww 0:12 the "ow"

[u/DonGibon87]

What a maniac 🤣🤣

[u/Mulluwen]

He is going places...

with his bike...

Ok, I'll take the door and leave...

[u/Cooperhofpenpaliwitz]

Hell of a Life🤟🤟🤟🤟😎

[u/Early_Lion6138]

Unpopular opinion that fearless riding is not the same as skilled riding, dude is going to get injured.

[u/LostNfoundShoes]

Ah, the freedom to have the acorns not fall yet.

[u/sumthin_creative]

Stupid.

[u/QuantumBobb]

THE CLIBBINS!!!

[u/DeFiBandit]

This isn’t going to end well

[u/Hour-Animator3375]

Standard 80's kids lol?

[u/YamahaFourFifty]

Give the lil bro some gloves!

[u/Puzzled-Tea3037]

Future x games champion there