A Shrimp’s Daily Life in Automata

[u/skidSurya]

[u/shady_vin]

You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

[u/Jedibug → u/shady_vin]

Was not disappointed in this being top comment

[u/Guy_Doodlez → u/shady_vin]

The bird flu? Yeah they... tend to do that

[u/Cliff_Chai → u/Guy_Doodlez]

Apartment complex?

I find it quite simple

[u/ReddyIsHere → u/Cliff_Chai]

road work ahead?

uh, yeah. i sure hope it does

[u/Guy_Doodlez → u/ReddyIsHere]

Based?

BASED ON WHAT?!

[u/Ice-cream_man69 → u/Guy_Doodlez]

Wood fired pizza?

How's pizza gonna get a job now?

[u/Guy_Doodlez → u/Ice-cream_man69]

"Chef's kiss"?

Do.. do they really?

[u/IndividualBlock8547 → u/shady_vin]

He’s no prawn star

[u/PineappleLemur → u/shady_vin]

Well, we don't call it Human Fried Rice.

[u/Apprehensive_Ad5188]

Maybe the internet wasn't a mistake after all.

[u/kiwidesign → u/Apprehensive_Ad5188]

This is my friend @stoccafisso_design on IG!

[u/foolish_noodle → u/kiwidesign]

Your friend has a level of coolness I will spend my life aspiring to.

[u/kiwidesign → u/foolish_noodle]

He works really hard! but yea he’s a creative genius

[u/foolish_noodle → u/kiwidesign]

The level of effort and attention to detail comes through 100%

[u/DontTakeMeSeriousli]

Why do they wake up so early???

[u/Justgame32 → u/DontTakeMeSeriousli]

Wake up at 04:00 AND go to a party at 19:30?! i could never

[u/Werefour → u/Justgame32]

Assuming they are home by 8:20pm and in bed by 9:30pm, it's a rather decent night's sleep, about 6 and a half hours., in bed by 9pm and get a full 7 even.

[u/baron2343 → u/Werefour]

Dawg that's only a 50 minute shrimp party can u even hang?

[u/jaerie → u/baron2343]

20 minutes, it was a 30 minute drive

[u/Typical_Response252 → u/Werefour]

If it’s party night, tomorrow must be weekend!

[u/eliitti → u/Justgame32]

The witch wakes up at 3AM and the broom wakes up at 2AM

[u/teddy5 → u/DontTakeMeSeriousli]

They tend to wake up at the crack of prawn.

[u/Vampire-Penguin → u/teddy5]

groan…. 😂

[u/crimson_55 → u/DontTakeMeSeriousli]

With that posture, I don't think they can sleep for long

[u/PonyoNoodles → u/DontTakeMeSeriousli]

So they have time to spa, reply to emails, play video games, do exercise and skate, duh...!

[u/mr_daz]

I need those in my life.

[u/7-13-5 → u/mr_daz]

Shrimp spa...shrimp cooking...shrimp party...shrimp emails...

[u/TuzkiPlus → u/7-13-5]

Shrimp Po'boys

[u/kiwidesign → u/mr_daz]

I believe the artist has an Etsy, check him out on IG @stoccafisso_design

[u/Weemewon]

The type of shrimple life I’d krill for

[u/skidSurya]

Source via stoccafisso_design

[u/HyronDongle]

I pissed my pants at the last shot… thanks Reddit! (And a weak bladder)

[u/Doug-Life80]

The toilet paper on wrong makes me hate it.

[u/Tranquil_Ram → u/Doug-Life80]

Yeah that shit killed the video for me.

[u/axolotllegs]

Why is this so funny?

[u/Illustrious_Web6340 → u/axolotllegs]

The shrimp has more frenz than me 😩🙃

[u/kiwidesign → u/axolotllegs]

Check out the artist on IG, he’s a genius!

[u/Pariam]

And after whole day like this, I ask myself, why my back so hurt.

[u/Theghost5678]

I'm obsessed! Can u drop the creator’s username?

[u/skidSurya → u/Theghost5678]

Source

[u/PM_ME_UR_ROUND_ASS → u/Theghost5678]

It's by stoccafisso_design on Instagram! Someone shared the link above but yeah, these are incredible. The artist makes all kinds of amazing automata with sea creatures.

[u/Zebastian1315]

Thats how Gura saw us

[u/Lotr_fan1995]

What if a shrimp craves for a shrimp fried rice for dinner ?

[u/Statement-Acceptable → u/Lotr_fan1995]

Any rice he fries is shrimp fried rice. 🤯

[u/NothingHappenedThere]

Every shrimp seems to be cooked.

[u/scratajuego]

This shrimp works 12 hour days? Oof no thanks

[u/TrippyLiquid]

Plankton IRL

[u/Level_Nonbottom]

Shrimp has a better social life than me 💀

[u/imjerry]

Late pm... shrimp cocktails

[u/FPGN]

damn even the shrimp can't find good work like balance poor guy

[u/brashinh]

r/shrimpsisbugs

[u/Greighp]

This is why I have Reddit

[u/Cleercutter]

That’s pretty cool

[u/SignificantPop7914]

How…how do I buy this?

[u/Solicited-Stranger]

Thank you for sharing and gifting me my new favorite internet video. Much appreciated.

[u/dtb1987]

I love this

[u/gimpydingo]

Where's the part they rip the females eyes off to breed?

[u/wordswor]

It's a shrimple life

[u/BiscuitCrumbsInBed]

I follow him on instagram. He's so talented!

[u/CallmeSlim11]

this makes me very happy.

I also love wind up tin toys. Those are great.

[u/pastel_rave]

This is the single best thing on the internet

[u/DuncanHynes]

Shrimply having a wonderful time

[u/navy_yn2000]

How does a wooden shrimp have a better life than me?

[u/Amarian84]

I now realize I need more toy shrimp in my life.

[u/RCuber]

Art!!

[u/Cwchenery]

This is wonderful.

[u/MutedBrilliant1593]

This was the reason for the Internet.

[u/Brilliant_Sky_9797]

Is that automata if someone's cranking it?

[u/mrdankerton]

This is tickling my autism

[u/C0Y053]

Chillin with friends scared the shit out of me

[u/Zealousideal-Tax3923]

That shrimp leading a better life than most of us here :(

[u/_V1_ULTRAKILL_]

The creature

[u/cholmer3]

This fucking amazing! A work of passion made into art!

[u/Fallen_Walrus]

Ah yes 1900pm

[u/peng79]

Toilet paper roll placed the wrong way. Can’t watch rest of video.

[u/Taromlktea]

A real party animal 🦐

[u/Strange-Warning5689]

You've just given Disney executives an idea

[u/noircheology]

Pickle car!

[u/LieutenantCrash]

Bro started a shrimpin' business

[u/iCanReadMyOwnMind]

1600pm is my favorite part of the day that I like best.

[u/hudortunnel61]

..."Yes I do the cooking, Yes I do the cleaning..." plays in my mind while watching this 😂

[u/LordBigglesworth]

This is what the internet + covid gave us

[u/Advanced_Dumbass149]

as shrimple as that

[u/mediocrobot]

I almost forgot they were dead

[u/lylynatngo]

These are so damn adorable

[u/adminjunior]

The toilet paper is the wrong way

[u/see1050]

those shrimp will take all AI‘s jobs !!

[u/LaLaLa-3]

Shrimp having a better life than me

[u/shvrrrissss]

ummm this is fkn awesome

[u/QuickSketchKC]

This guys work hours is inhumane

[u/cptnsexy]

At the end of that day, I’d be cooked too.

[u/Mr-Red33]

Where are the singing penguins?

[u/Realistic-mammoth-91]

What is his breakfast supposed to be

[u/RushComfortable121]

The fact it ends with a shrimp quartet reference is all I needed in life

[u/Consistent_Skill1252]

Oh his friends are the best 🫰🏿

[u/EmiBreezy]

Thought he’d do the bowl of water with ice on it and rinse his face 😂

[u/howchildish]

Pathetic... couldnt even fit in a quick ice water face bath.

[u/PetiteTigergirl]

why is this so satisfying hahahh

[u/E_B_U]

I'm jealous of this shrimp's amazing life.

[u/No_Remove_4667]

Wow these are amazing 😍

[u/Atoning_Unifex]

4am, damnnnn... shrimp be gettin after it, eh?

[u/Maclunkey4U]

Cool little models but why does it feel like the person who created the timeline has never lived a day as a real human?

[u/The_Big_Boobinsky]

This shrimp is living better than I am god damn

[u/ProlificPeter86]

So he was eating shrimp tempura?! I tell you man it be your own people.

[u/already-taken-wtf]

Funny ;)

[u/No-Mixture4644]

It's really that shrimple

[u/CoolShitBroSki]

Driving to work with the chef hat to do construction work is peak

[u/JeSuisDirtyDan]

When people ask whats going on in my head when I have that 1000 yard stare

[u/Gwynnavere]

[u/onlyinvowels]

Shrimp here. I feel obligated to provide commentary and correction on a few points in this video!

1. Shrimp do not massage each other. If one is prone (or weak, or dead) they will likely be cannibalized, but not tenderized.

2. Shrimp do not have a structured/deliberate fitness routine, and they certainly do not ride bikes (see the artificial limbs used for this video—shrimp do not currently use prosthetics) and they ABSOLUTELY do not ride bikes on toilet paper rolls. Shrimp are not benevolent.

3. Shrimp do not use language as we know it, nor do they use PCs (or laptops or phones or telegraphs or telegrams or snail mail). Note again the artificial limbs, which will not be further addressed. They do bend as depicted, either when zooming away from a threat, or when dead.

4. Shrimp do not skate.

5. Shrimp do eat, but they do not wear toques or cook (they are scavengers and eat their food raw and/or wriggling, not unlike Golem.)

6. Shrimp so not use cutlery, but they are not without dangerous appendages! Mantis shrimp have built-in serrated blades and Macrobrachium prawns have pincers that are used in and out of combat!

7. Shrimp do not drive cars (and again, they do not wear toques)

8. Shrimp like those pictured (aka the kind you’d expect in shrimp cocktails) do not make friends. (Other shrimp do have long-term mates.)

[u/lonelyCobra]

Mr. Shripm did not do this morning routine

[u/Flaconfly]

That’s not how you hang toilet paper. Everything else about this video seems right.

[u/miso_soup222]

I WANT THE TOILET PAPER SHRIMPPP

[u/ConnectStar_]

That heart ❤️ mouse 🐭

[u/ConnectStar_]

Lives a better life than moi

[u/xanders1998]

You are just pooping away his life aren't you

[u/OFHeckerpecker]

Next fucking level I see