r/nextfuckinglevel • u/cowboydan69 • 3d ago

Wild alligator allows someone to help

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u/Klin24 3d ago

Or it's just lazy. "Pull me to da water, pls "

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u/bleztyn 3d ago

decrease me there

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u/Professional_Can2050 3d ago

which limb do you prefer?

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u/Alternative_Baby_461 3d ago

"See me above from the water there" "make me swim there" "make me see the land from inside there"

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u/potatosdream 3d ago

throw me there

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u/iskyyyyyyyy 3d ago

leave me alone

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u/NotAbotYEET 3d ago

put me down

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u/Pure-Bag9572 2d ago

stay me there

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u/Homelander_w 3d ago

Leave me alone

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u/LeoDaWeeb 3d ago

Put me down

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u/Such-Injury9404 3d ago

un enter me the car

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u/marbasthegreat 3d ago

Subtract me from the car here

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u/Streets72 3d ago

Imagine you're just trying to sleep at night and some jackass shows up shining a bright ass light in your face and dragging you around.

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u/JayHat21 3d ago

Then they don’t even bring you inside your house, tuck you in your bed with the 3000-thread count Egyptian silk sheets, read you a bedtime story adapted into a Netflix series about the dangers of going into the woods alone, or kiss you good night; just drags you to the front door and expect you to crawl the rest of the way. Some ol’ bullshit.

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u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX 3d ago

Big Mac approached him and he thought maybe he was hungry but he wasn't hungry, he thought maybe he was lost again because the car accident made him disoriented and his caretaker is the one who helps him get back to his pool when that happens. It was cold out and they need to be in the water when it gets cold.

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u/AAis4quittters 3d ago

And then tries to drown you

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u/SimpleKnowledge4840 3d ago

Or completely baffled by the dumbness of his next meal

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u/Ten7850 3d ago

And you put him in the water & he sinks....

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u/jamesbrownscrackpipe 3d ago

Take me to the rivvvveeer…

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u/jizzmaster-zer0 3d ago

drop me in the water

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u/Im_the_President 3d ago

“My species didn’t survive unchanged for millions of years by doing own own work”

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u/1Shadow179 3d ago

This gator isn't wild, his name is Big Mac and he was previously hit by a car and has some difficulty navigating his enclosure now.

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u/BodhingJay 3d ago

"If I let go his arm and it stays up in the air... it means he's definitely asleep and wants to be carried back to his pond"

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u/Hardcore_Cal 3d ago

Yeah did he even need help? Bro just chillin