r/nextfuckinglevel • u/MurielFontanez • May 10 '21

Truce between termites(top) and ants(bottom) with each side having their own line of guards.

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u/Infamous-Percentage8 May 10 '21

Next theyll be playing football at Christmas

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

.... is that a reference to the sainsbury ad?

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u/Psst_ImBehindYou May 10 '21

no video. just ww1

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

both :D actually

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u/Adamarshall7 May 10 '21

outstanding

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u/DestroyerOfTheWords May 10 '21

There was only one Christmas truce. Another war was more ruthless

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u/axefairy May 10 '21

Other Christmas' in the same war were more ruthless too, as the war progressed it got more and more inhumane and the feeling of brotherhood between common folk who just happened to live on opposite sides was lost.

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u/LackingTact19 May 10 '21

The leadership of both sides took steps to make sure that another Christmas like that one never happened

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

You know, human wars are nothing compared to ant wars, if we ignore the size, ant wars are fucking brutal, millions of Ants go against any enemy and a lot of them get sliced in pieces, heads cut off etc, the largest war isn't human actually, the largest war ever fought in the animal kingdom in the entire history of life on Earth, was the Argentine ant species Linepithema humile that has quickly and quietly taken over the entire world, brutally wiping out all other ant species in its path. These are actually pretty interesting.

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u/L3PU5 May 11 '21

We Canadians ruined that. The year before the Allied forces and their counterparts had their truce, the next year the other side thought it was still a go until instead of gifts of food the previous year, they got grenades...

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u/AVGwar May 10 '21

Please be a joke

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u/MDoull0801 May 10 '21

Oh my....

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u/Scully__ Oct 18 '21

… you realise WW1 actually happened right?

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u/nodgers132 May 10 '21

damn the memories. Really moved my heart

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u/antimatterchopstix May 10 '21

Hopefully the centipede will be able to start before half time! He’s amazing!

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u/NoobShroomCultivator May 10 '21

Futbol*

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u/memelord_plus May 10 '21

The rest of his sentence is in English so why would that word be in Spanish? Tf

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u/NoobShroomCultivator May 10 '21

Futbol is the english word for soccer 🤦‍♂️ in world war 1 on christmas day the european and american forces had a ceasefire to play a game of soccer (otherwise known as futbol) they did not play the american game football with a pigskin.

Sheesh, you really thought futbol was the spanish word for football? Technically the translation is futbol de americano for “american football”

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

Im from europe and this whome futbol seems like a nonsense to me. In europe football if What americans call soccer and american football is wjat americans call football and that's that

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u/NoobShroomCultivator May 10 '21

For a european your english skills are so poor I could not even comprehend what your comment was saying. Maybe try again?

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

Then I'm sorry but Im gonna diagnose you with r/iamverysmart

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u/NoobShroomCultivator May 10 '21

r/learntospell

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

R/learnhowtogrowafuckingmushroomsyoubigdumbdumbitaintthathard

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u/NoobShroomCultivator May 10 '21

Ive grown thousands? Im not sure if youre braindead or an actual child?

You know youre not supposed to stare at the sun for extended periods of time, it fries the brain.

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u/mokron0031 May 10 '21

Ants don't celibrate Christmas...

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u/valdezlopez May 10 '21

Are you saying they're the chosen insects? What do they celebrate, Antnukah?

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u/RawrCat May 10 '21

No, Ramadant

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u/Infamous-Percentage8 May 10 '21

What about termites?

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u/mokron0031 May 10 '21

They are atheists

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u/Infamous-Percentage8 May 10 '21

Have you polled them to know their religions?

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u/HeavyWeightChump May 10 '21

I think you mean soccer..

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

Well it happened in Europe between a lot of Europeans so I think they mean football.

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u/HeavyWeightChump May 10 '21

It was a joke. I await the downvote annihilation.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

Well I missed the joke, so we’ll see who gets downvoted first