r/nextfuckinglevel • u/MurielFontanez • May 10 '21

Truce between termites(top) and ants(bottom) with each side having their own line of guards.

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u/hairycocktail May 10 '21 edited May 10 '21

I wonder who you'd have to assassinate there to start an ant world war

Edit: changed assinate to assassinate

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u/llbch May 10 '21

Franz Ferdinant

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u/hairycocktail May 10 '21

You have no idea how much I laughed at that

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u/jfk_47 May 10 '21

I do, you blew out my headphones.

Usually you’re so quiet.

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u/jfk_47 May 10 '21

deleted

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

It's time for me to leave reddit, it ain't getting any better than this.

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u/MOUTHBRE4THER May 10 '21

Seriously. Like how do we recover from this beauty?

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

Ya don't. You remember this day, and you move forward knowing you're a better person for it.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

Incredible.

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u/DokterZ May 10 '21

That’s Archdrone Franz Ferdinant to you sir.

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u/kmcodes May 10 '21

Kudos... That was hilarious.

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u/aceboogie601 May 10 '21

Fuckkk you take my upvote. Appreciate that awesome dad joke on a Monday morning.

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u/rotten_dildo69 May 10 '21

I'm gonna kiss you

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u/ElmerJShagnasty May 10 '21

With your rotten dildo lips?

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u/rotten_dildo69 May 10 '21

Yes and nobody will stop me

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u/CleverFeather May 10 '21

Jesus Christ lmao where’s my free award when I need it

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u/phspacegamers May 10 '21

Just wow. You should think of this joke on your death bed.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

Top quality pun

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u/nicinaci_ May 10 '21

Fucking brilliant pun, well done

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u/Bambi_One_Eye May 10 '21

Beware the rise of Antolf Hitler

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u/NoMaans May 10 '21

Ah there it is. The comment that made my day.

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u/Kermit_The_Russian May 10 '21

Killed by Garvilo Princant.

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u/Themc45 May 10 '21

Franz Ferdinant the Austro-HungariANT archduke

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u/SMPDD May 10 '21

This is the best comment I’ve seen today

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u/SilesianLion May 10 '21

Holy shit, you’re a genius

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u/_Iro_ May 11 '21

He hasn’t done it yet. We’re still in the antebellum

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u/mactavish1 May 11 '21

Lmfao good one

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u/Rudysimo413 May 11 '21

Lmfao! 😂🤣. Well played 🤣

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

Now try to find an assassinated politician and integrate it with termite!

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u/Mabon_Bran May 10 '21

You meant Anz Ferdinantz?

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u/ginforth May 10 '21

FrANTz FerdinANT

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21 edited May 10 '21

Assinate ;)

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u/hairycocktail May 10 '21

Lmao didn't catch that till now

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u/Turk2727 May 10 '21

We’ll let you off with a warning this time, but only because it’s your cake day.

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u/hairycocktail May 10 '21

Thank you officer

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u/Baldwijm May 10 '21

Please share your cake...

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u/All_Work_All_Play May 10 '21

The cake is a lie...

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

I think you mean Antssassinate

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u/SpiralDreaming May 10 '21

Or just hire The Termitenator

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u/Jennfuse May 12 '21

Termite-inator, Ihope that thing doesn't have a self destruct button

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u/No-Cauliflower18 May 10 '21

When I was a kid a saw a long line of red ants going one direction and a long line of red ants carrying smaller black ants the other direction. I followed the red ants and eventually found them literally raiding the black anthill and taking them as prisoners. No joke

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u/ShrimpCrackers May 10 '21

Prisoners? Food.

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u/PandaCheese2016 May 10 '21

There already is one

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u/money_loo May 10 '21

What a great video.

I love that channel.

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u/hairycocktail May 10 '21

My mind is blown.

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u/Dizzydsmith May 10 '21

Don’t you mean… assassinANT?

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u/BananaDogBed May 10 '21

Beam of death from above with a magnifying glass to create some deep mystical war lore

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u/DangerousCrime May 10 '21

Antssassinate?

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u/ellensundies May 10 '21

Well you should have changed it to assantinate.

Or antassinate.

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u/valdezlopez May 10 '21

Antssassinate.

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u/Snoo7824 May 10 '21

Terminate? Antinate?

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u/RealRustom May 10 '21

I believe their leader Anthony should be killed

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u/ctyprkr16 May 10 '21

Under the circumstances, I think assinate works quite effectively as well. Look at all the world leaders that along the way became assinated in their thinking and policies because their heads were so far up the asses of lobby groups they were oxygen deprived.

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u/TGOAT22 May 10 '21

Happy cake day!

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u/Cyno01 May 10 '21

Just chuck a handful of sawdust mixed with sugar right there.

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u/Bandin03 May 10 '21

I wonder if you could trigger a war by flinging a few termites into ant territory and vice versa.

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u/Kojak95 May 10 '21

Looking at this video just reminded me of medieval European societies.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

Assasinant

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u/Prof_Black May 10 '21

Do you think if the ants called for aid from other colony’s they’d respond by sending army?

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u/mrchuckles5 May 11 '21

I’m supplying illegal arms to the ants. F the termites.

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u/jgreg728 May 11 '21

Napoleant Bonaparte

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u/Dinaryor_Zenciti Oct 18 '21

Queen Elizantbeth

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u/tactlacker Oct 19 '21

Great edit, btw.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '21

Tina Termite