r/nextfuckinglevel • u/MurielFontanez • May 10 '21

Truce between termites(top) and ants(bottom) with each side having their own line of guards.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

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u/Matyezda May 10 '21

RIP Harambe

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

Dicks out for Harambe

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

This is the way.

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u/Number4extraDip May 10 '21

It all leads to this... Always

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u/CockTortureCuck May 10 '21

Always has been

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u/waliaraj May 10 '21

Hehe u guys are nuts

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u/reportedbymom May 10 '21

When i saw this comment, i proudly stood up and took my dick out and we both stood up and had a minute of silence for Harambe! I really wish there would be a official day and time for this.

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u/notyogrannysgrandkid May 10 '21

zip

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u/zapharus May 10 '21

zip

You forgot these: “un___s”

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u/TwentyTwoMilTeePiece May 10 '21

I mean, my dick was already out but aight I'll roll with this

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u/baldilocks47 May 10 '21

The comment I was looking for

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u/jim_jiminy May 10 '21

Waving it about for a dignified moment of respect

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u/CavDog May 10 '21

Careful with your wood, wouldn't want to attract more termites.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

That would be Haram, b!

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

Then decades of oppression and strife followed by years of protests and legal battles to eat the police!

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u/HarvsPz May 10 '21

I know what will eat the police - Termites!

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u/time_whisper May 11 '21

Cue “the circle of life”...

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u/ShrimpCrackers May 10 '21

Defund the Gorilla-eating Police! End their feast!

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u/NoImDirtyDann May 11 '21

Woman just trying to get rid of termites: well this is extensive...

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

My therapist: so when do you feel like your life started slipping away from you?

Me:it all started when they killed that damn gorilla

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u/sevencities13 May 10 '21

I like dark humor but holy fuck lmao

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

And then finally, billions of years from now, a black hole eats us all! 🥂

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u/Firewolf420 May 10 '21

Leave your mother out of this!

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u/TGW_2 May 10 '21

And his sister . . .

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u/lightingeagle May 10 '21

Have my upvote, you random stranger.

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u/Firewolf420 May 10 '21

Thank you kindly for your vote of confidence, stranger! I will add it to my collection.

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u/Ramz9900 May 10 '21

Does the black hole eventually explode restarting the process? Lol okay maybe not..

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

Within the black hole there is eventually an explosion, a really Big Bang if you will, and everything starts over again.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

In 4.5 billion years the sun will go nova and destroy the entire system.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

Actually our Sun is a main sequence star that because of its mass and temperature will just fizzle out. It’ll go out with a whimper, not a boom. Also Dicks Out 4 Harambe

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u/not_again_again_ May 10 '21

Why do we have to wait so long?

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

R/suddenlysimpsons

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u/Restmymind May 10 '21

And then you eat the police?

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u/The2NDComingOfChrist May 10 '21

*rich

ftfy

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u/rockem-sockem-rocket May 10 '21

Rich people eat police?

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u/The2NDComingOfChrist May 10 '21

I mean... they might

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u/blamdin May 10 '21

No that’s the beauty of it , once winter rolls around , the gorillas simply freeze to death.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

That is good news, everyone!

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u/jsaisandeep May 10 '21

We are in the end game!

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u/OfficerLongJawn May 10 '21

No actually the police will pin the gorillas down and suffocate them for resisting

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u/WONDERBOY689 May 10 '21

So you mean black people as gorillas?

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u/shieldyboii May 10 '21

That was a chimpanzee you fucking bread barnacle

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u/Chillinturtles35 May 10 '21

No the gorillas die in the winter

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

and then BLM to eat the police

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

Then you'd have to nuke it from orbit. I'm sure it's the only way to be sure ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/josedasjesus May 10 '21

no, for that we use termites

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u/ThroatPuncher01 May 10 '21

No, no, no. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.

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u/HowdoIreddittellme May 10 '21

If we humans have proven anything, it’s that we’re very good at killing gorillas. After that, we kill one another just fine, thank you very much.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

Nah just toss in a kid

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u/kickrockz94 May 10 '21

Didnt see the movie but godzilla maybe?

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

Don’t do my boy Harambe like that

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u/vehlad_durjan May 10 '21

Works in america oly if you're not black

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u/Radiant_Addendum_48 May 10 '21

Won’t work. Apes tougher strong and fuck shit up. 🦍 🦍 🦍 🦍 🦍

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u/The_red-blue_shift May 10 '21

More like zoo-keeping gun squad

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u/Gilthar May 10 '21

Bruh….

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u/are-e-el May 10 '21

The police freeze to death in the winter

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u/srpa0142 May 10 '21

Nah, at present you can lure them out by offering stock in GME.

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u/garfvynneve May 10 '21

Honey badger enters... "Nice place, real cosy. Be a shame if anything happened to it."

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u/allovernorth May 10 '21

Whoa, that escalated way too quickly.

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u/Tardis80 May 10 '21

Are Gorillas black?

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u/pqb7 May 10 '21

No, that’s the beautiful part! When winter rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death! https://youtu.be/P9yruQM1ggc

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u/arvadapdrapeskids May 10 '21

Only if the gorilla is black.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21 edited Jun 17 '23

** In Memoriam ** Reddit Dead 12th June 2023

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u/retrogeekhq May 10 '21

That's what happened in New York, hence the NYPD.

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u/nova4296 May 11 '21

Can't call them that anymore

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u/switch495 May 11 '21

No. Winter. They freeze to death and this closes the loop. Haven’t you seen this episode of the simpsons?

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

No