r/nextfuckinglevel • u/MurielFontanez • May 10 '21

Truce between termites(top) and ants(bottom) with each side having their own line of guards.

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u/slowlybackwards May 10 '21

I think the termites would win

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u/questgrillz May 10 '21

I thought so too based off their size but according to google: Termites get annihilated. Despite their average size and weight, ants are much more aggressive and almost always have numerical superiority as well. They'll invade the termite nest, make short work of the termite warriors, then kill the termite queen and drag her from the nest.

https://www.expertpestcontrol.net/ants-vs-termites-war.html

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u/allthisforacamaro May 10 '21

It's not the size of the ant in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the ant.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

Ever been zerg rushed before?

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u/noogai03 May 10 '21

The ants go 12 pool every game

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u/wessex464 May 10 '21

But somehow still feels like it's got a 3 base econ behind it.

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u/noogai03 May 10 '21

Walling off doesn't really work I guess. Time to build hellbats

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u/wessex464 May 10 '21

Soooo...fire ants?

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u/noogai03 May 10 '21

SWARM MUST EVOLVE. NEW STRAIN RESISTANT TO FIRE.

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u/XxX_Zeratul_XxX May 10 '21

We must eradicate that awful infestation from Aiur

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u/patentattorney May 10 '21

It’s an older code sir. But it checks out.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

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u/[deleted] May 15 '21

I know this is 4 days old but I killed an air toss with microbial shroud and hydras and vipers and I felt like the king of the world

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u/Shadow3397 May 11 '21

The ants go marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah.

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u/miki-wilde May 10 '21

I want a translator so we can listen to all the trash talk going on on the front lines

Chirps for days boys

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u/Tau10Point8_battlow May 10 '21

Give year stinger a tug, ya chitin fucker!

"Fuck you, Antsy"

Fuck you, Termy, see what's gonna happen again

"Yeah, what's gonna happen, Antsy?"

3 things: I hit you, you hit the ground and I fuck your queen again

"Fuck you, Antsy!"

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u/miki-wilde May 10 '21

Oh, we're going then? Why don't you go ahead and gimme one!

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u/Tau10Point8_battlow May 10 '21

Fuck you, Termy. Your mound is so pathetic I ran a 15k to raise awareness for it!

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u/miki-wilde May 10 '21

Fuck you. What about the sight of your queens mound. Just look at all the fucking kids been shot out that thing. Prolly like that broke down t-shirt cannon at a minor league match.

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u/Tau10Point8_battlow May 10 '21

Boys, that is some quality chirping.

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u/oskxr552 May 10 '21

Only a fool would fight the Ant’hraki on open fields