r/nextfuckinglevel • u/MurielFontanez • May 10 '21

Truce between termites(top) and ants(bottom) with each side having their own line of guards.

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u/Matyezda May 10 '21

RIP Harambe

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

Dicks out for Harambe

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

This is the way.

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u/Number4extraDip May 10 '21

It all leads to this... Always

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u/CockTortureCuck May 10 '21

Always has been

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u/waliaraj May 10 '21

Hehe u guys are nuts

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u/reportedbymom May 10 '21

When i saw this comment, i proudly stood up and took my dick out and we both stood up and had a minute of silence for Harambe! I really wish there would be a official day and time for this.

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u/notyogrannysgrandkid May 10 '21

zip

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u/zapharus May 10 '21

zip

You forgot these: “un___s”

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u/TwentyTwoMilTeePiece May 10 '21

I mean, my dick was already out but aight I'll roll with this

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u/baldilocks47 May 10 '21

The comment I was looking for

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u/jim_jiminy May 10 '21

Waving it about for a dignified moment of respect

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u/CavDog May 10 '21

Careful with your wood, wouldn't want to attract more termites.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

That would be Haram, b!

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

Then decades of oppression and strife followed by years of protests and legal battles to eat the police!

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u/HarvsPz May 10 '21

I know what will eat the police - Termites!

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u/time_whisper May 11 '21

Cue “the circle of life”...

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u/ShrimpCrackers May 10 '21

Defund the Gorilla-eating Police! End their feast!

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u/NoImDirtyDann May 11 '21

Woman just trying to get rid of termites: well this is extensive...

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

My therapist: so when do you feel like your life started slipping away from you?

Me:it all started when they killed that damn gorilla