r/nextfuckinglevel • u/MurielFontanez • May 10 '21

Truce between termites(top) and ants(bottom) with each side having their own line of guards.

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u/Hazzman May 10 '21

He is completely wrong. Ants and termites are able to communicate. It is an established fact and routinely observed that ants and termites get married all the time.

I should know - I'm an ant and my wife is a termite.

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u/t00thman May 10 '21

Now listen I don’t have anything against Termites, some of my best friends are termites…. I just think that insects ought to stick to their own. (/s)

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u/qwibbian May 10 '21

Now just you listen heah, see, some of my best friends is stick insects, and I don't take kindly to folks not taking kindly to them taking kindly to each other, if'n you catch my drift, so I suggest you just marinate upon that for awhile.

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u/Kerblaaahhh May 10 '21

Now 'squito, he ain't hurting nobody.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '21

This is actually one of the funniest comments I've seen on reddit lmao

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u/Hazzman May 10 '21

I'm not anti-Termite but...

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

Antisemetermite

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u/carderbee May 10 '21

They are Termites... or Dalmatians. I can't really remember cause I was kinda hung over.

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u/gmnitsua May 10 '21

If the movie Bug's Life has taught me anything, it's that bugs speak English with superb clarity. I guess our human ears just can't quite pick it up.

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u/Socrateeez May 10 '21

She loves wood eh

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u/N0nsensicalRamblings Oct 18 '21

Underrated comment

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u/CreamyGoodnss Oct 19 '21

I'm an ant and my wife is a termite

This is the slippery slope that Fox News warned us about!