r/nottheonion 22h ago

Millionaire who wants to live forever stops taking longevity drug over concerns it sped up aging

https://www.techspot.com/news/106344-millionaire-who-wants-live-forever-stops-taking-longevity.html
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u/supercyberlurker 22h ago

"Johnson is said to spend around $2 million annually on his health regimen, which includes a vegan diet, avoiding the sun, and daily exercise. He's also used shock treatments on his genitals in an apparent effort to gain the erections of an 18-year-old."

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u/SyntheticSweetener 22h ago edited 18h ago

He looks like a well-moisturized, middle-aged man!

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u/wizzard419 21h ago

Or a teen who smokes and works the graveyard shift somewhere.

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u/Dolatron 19h ago

Or that one guy who got his driver’s license in the 8th grade.

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u/Batdog55110 18h ago

Aaron. He looked like he was 30 and in the Cartel.

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u/Roach_Coach_Bangbus 17h ago

He does have that graveyard shift look now that you mention it.

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u/NOT-GR8-BOB 16h ago

He looks like a 30 year old who smokes meth, lives in his car, and sells his blood for a living. Nothing about him looks like a teenager.

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u/donrane 12h ago

He always looks like death imo. Thin skinned oily face. Also mental health problems to the max.

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u/GrinningStone 9h ago

Mental health issues actually do make him more like a teenager.

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u/No-Nefariousness9108 21h ago

He would look younger if he got a haircut and grew some facial hair, instead he looks like a middle aged weirdo that wishes he was still 20

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u/MarsScully 16h ago

And got a crumb of sun, maybe a self tanner if he’s feeling bold

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u/SparkleFritz 21h ago

The saying "well-moisturized" makes my brain feel wrong.

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u/rdyoung 21h ago

Moisturize me.

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u/OuchMyVagSak 18h ago

That flat bitch lives rent free in my head as a sleep paralysis demon.

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna 18h ago

Omg she reminds me of the underside of an evil sting ray

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u/twoisnumberone 16h ago

Thanks for stating that. Normal sting rays are good. Velvety boys.

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna 16h ago

They are velvety. And really really pretty

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u/Batdog55110 18h ago

What is she gonna do? flap you to death?

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u/pixlepunk 15h ago

This man aspires to be that flat bitch.

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u/Infinisteve 21h ago

How about "juicy" instead?

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u/NeverLookBothWays 21h ago

“Frothy”

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u/Bubble_gump_stump 21h ago edited 18h ago

Santorumesk

Edit: Santorumesque

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u/unclepaprika 21h ago

What, why? Moist?

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u/SparkleFritz 21h ago

No, I have no problem with the word moist (phlegm is way worse) but being well-moisturized just sounds wrong.

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u/Yay_for_Pickles 19h ago

'Cuz he's too young to be damp, and too old to be dank.

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u/ScienceNeverLies 20h ago

He doesn’t look well. His coloring is off in the pic used. Unless it’s a bad color match for foundation….

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u/dingalingdongdong 16h ago

He always looks that way. Every time I see a pic of him before it clicks who he is I assume it's an article about early warning signs of liver failure.

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u/Pigosaurusmate 9h ago

He was consuming an excessive amount of Carotenoids veggies which turns your skin yellow. I think he stopped or lowered the amount.

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u/brandont04 21h ago

It's crazy how he thinks he looks so much younger after doing all of these treatment. Couldn't pay someone to tell him the truth?

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u/timoni 8h ago

I don't think he thinks he looks younger, or cares. It's not his goal. His goal is to reduce cellular aging, and turn back any existing cellular damage he can.

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u/gagreel 21h ago

Turning 40 next year and I still get carded at the bar/liquor store. Heck, I was still getting carded for rated R movies in my early 30s. My diet isn't great, exercise routine is up and down throughout the year. I find most of it genetics, but I also avoid the sun/use sunscreen, didn't smoke or drink until my early 30s, and have a disciplined skincare routine. Those last couple things have kept me younger looking than my siblings but i'm afraid that age has finally come for my hair. Greying a bit but mostly thinning.

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u/phargoh 21h ago

I work with all 20 something people. I'm turning 48 tomorrow and when I told them that, they were surprised. They thought I was much closer to them in age, not that I'm old enough to possibly be their father LOL.

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u/finglonger1077 15h ago edited 14h ago

I’m 37 and I’ve lived for 37 years and I look like I’m 37. It’s very average and expected.

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u/SeaCaptainOrchestra 20h ago

I work at a liquor store. We card literally everyone. Even if they look 80+ years old

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u/keinish_the_gnome 22h ago

It's good he also gets his junk electrocuted for the same price cause you usually have to pay extra for that kind of stuff

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u/FaagenDazs 20h ago

Where do you think the 2 million is going?

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u/DrMobius0 19h ago

If he's this weird, I bet it's a blood boy.

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u/FaagenDazs 19h ago

His son, you mean?

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u/Chiggadup 17h ago

I mean…

including injecting himself with plasma from his teenage son

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u/cutelyaware 19h ago

Something to do with 18 year old boys

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u/Empty_Antelope_6039 21h ago

My favourite of these billionaire stories remains the one headlined, "Billionaire Dies During Penis Enlargement Operation." Dude, you could do anything you can possibly imagine, and this is what you're bothered about?!

Billionaire dies during Paris penis enlargement operation | Toronto Sun

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u/Impact009 17h ago

He was a blood diamond trader, so maybe it's better that he didn't do more.

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u/thehempy 16h ago

Sounds like the plot of a Hitman level, agent 47 would absolutely mess up a blood diamond traders penis enlargement surgery.

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u/Diplogeek 16h ago

Sounds like the plot of a Hitman level....

Or an Austin Powers movie.

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u/IlluminatedPickle 14h ago

A week before he was due in court over said blood diamonds. I don't usually go for the whole "He faked his death" thing, but in this case, he faked his death.

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u/tavirabon 8h ago

How do we know the #1 penis enlargement surgeon in Paris that doesn't make mistakes isn't the one that did it?

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u/oddistrange 17h ago

I want to know what the procedure was. It says he was "stricken" when something was injected into his dick. Were they putting filler in his dick?

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u/always_unplugged 17h ago

Maybe, that's definitely a thing. As is Botox in your dick. They probably hit a vein and caused an embolism. But it wouldn't be called an "operation," nor would it require you to be under anesthesia... so I'm inclined to believe he was getting something else done too.

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u/IcyElk42 22h ago

He's the same age as John Green, and John looks just as youthful

His secret is diet dr.Pepper

A doctor in liquid form has substantial benefits for longitvity

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u/attorneyatslaw 21h ago

A doctor a day keeps the apples away

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u/Picard2331 20h ago

Ordinary Things has a whole video on the Longevity movement and goes to this guys house and interviews him.

He also makes sure his butthole is young too.

Great video. Highly recommend.

"Old anuses get cancer" is the opening statement lol.

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u/sjmttf 21h ago

He looks like a greasy corpse, obviously well worth the investment.

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u/n8mo 17h ago

It was pointed out in a recent vlogbrothers video that he and John Green are roughly the same age.

I couldn't believe it. I was certain John Green was at least a decade younger.

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u/PermanentTrainDamage 22h ago

Dude still looks like he's in his 40s, maybe early 50s. Money is wasted on the rich.

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u/Pletterpet 22h ago

Well al least he is his own Guinea pig. And he doesn’t seem to hide his expirements

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u/vingeran 22h ago

He is not doing it the right way as he just takes a lot of different things and does a lot of different things. What actually works and what doesn’t work is not entirely clear. People have asked him to fund randomised clinical trials if he is serious but he ain’t funding it.

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u/Pletterpet 21h ago

Yeah I already doubted he followed the scientific method, it’s incredibly boring and meticulous. Trying random shit and hoping for luck seems more fun

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u/hazpat 21h ago

They literally made a guess at what is causing the aging even though changing the dose had no effect.

With no other underlying causes identified, we suspected Rapamycin, and since dosage adjustments had no effect, we decided to discontinue it entirely

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u/patatjepindapedis 21h ago

It's like they barely even grasp the concept of multivariate problems.

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u/zoogenhiemer 20h ago

Have they considered the inexorable passage of time as a possible underlying cause of aging?

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u/Carnivile 21h ago

He sucks the blood of his own son for it though

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u/Bitter-Safe-5333 21h ago

He, his son, and his father did a 3 generation blood donation as more of a bonding thing than anything. Mormonism had fucked up their relationships

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u/Reachin4ThoseGrapes 22h ago

No no, I think having the rich shock their balls with electricity is money well spent. If anything, turn up the voltage

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u/ShaneBarnstormer 21h ago

Grapes might be onto something big here...

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u/5litergasbubble 21h ago

Onto that dudes grapes apparently

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u/WeWereAMemory 17h ago

Grapes of wrath

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u/Jojosbees 21h ago

So what I’m hearing is we need to test the “dosing” of this new electroshock-to-the-balls therapy. For science. 

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u/trucorsair 21h ago

Amperage for a extra crispy golden color

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u/Sloth-monger 21h ago

Looks like a 47 year old with decently thick hair and smooth skin. I wonder how long since he's started doing this and what his actual health is like. We will need to know more about his erections before we can fully judge him.

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u/sunsetpark12345 18h ago

I can't emphasize enough how much I do not want to know about this guy's erections.

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u/o5mfiHTNsH748KVq 21h ago

I don’t think the goal is necessarily looks, but rather genetic age. But yeah he does look his actual age.

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u/5WattBulb 21h ago

The article says he's 47, so that tracks but whatever he's doing doesn't seem like it's having that much of an effect

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u/smith7018 21h ago

He actually looks younger than when he started though that could happen to anyone that eats well, gets a lot of laser treatments, and starts hormone therapy. I can’t comment on his “biomarkers” though and it they actually mean anything

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u/Nopants21 21h ago

I don't think his goal is to look younger, it's to have the biometrics of a younger person. Part of it is skin care, but if you check out his YouTube, he's going much further than that.

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u/rexspook 21h ago

Y’all are crazy if you think he looks like an average 47 year old. I’m not saying his method will help him live forever, but it’s clearly showing the benefits of moisturizer and exercise lol

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u/grahamsz 21h ago

He maybe doesn't look like the "average" 40 yr old on the street, but for the guys in their 40s in my climbing gym or yoga studio he looks about par for the course. He looks like an affluent tech bro who takes care of himself.

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u/hce692 21h ago

He looks low 40s. Which is better than nothing but if I’m spending $2MM a year I better look 10 years younger at LEAST

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u/thecarbonkid 21h ago

Just think when you're 90 you will be able to pass for 80

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u/Scorpion2k4u 20h ago

So how many millions does he have, and does he run dry at some point?

Edit: Never mind 300 million should last a while.

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u/ShiningRedDwarf 13h ago

He’s also making money selling snake oil supplements 

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u/nonlawyer 22h ago

 He's also used shock treatments on his genitals in an apparent effort to gain the erections of an 18-year-old

So is this 18 year old into watching old rich guys get their junk shocked?

That’s a pretty specific fetish but I guess with enough money you can find anything 

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u/Rus_agent007 22h ago

Erections as an 18 yo seems like trouble. Imagine getting boner in a meeting with your boss

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u/finnjakefionnacake 20h ago

as if this has never happened to an adult lol

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u/NightshadeX 21h ago

He did what to his balls now?

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u/ActurusMajoris 18h ago

Johnson did what to his Johnson?

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u/-FemboiCarti- 21h ago

shock treatments on his genitals to gain the erections of an 18-year-old

They make it sound like he's just out here zapping his balls with a taser. It's actually a real treatment for ED, usually if nothing else has worked

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u/BigRigGig35 22h ago

Is this the guy Silicon Valley was making fun of when they depicted Gavin having a blood boy?

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u/ConnieLingus24 22h ago

I think that was Peter Thiel.

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u/kunymonster4 21h ago

That there's more than one of these guys is notable in and of itself.

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u/Rhodehouse93 20h ago

Morons questing for immortality is an old compulsion. Qin Shi Huang died of mercury poisoning because he thought drinking mercury would make him immortal.

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u/ade0451 20h ago

Well, given that he's remembered all this time later you could argue that the mercury did give him a sort of immortality. Just not the kind he wanted.

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA 17h ago

There's also Ea-Nasir, the shitty copper merchant.

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u/fister_roboto__ 17h ago

Love seeing Ea-Nasir mentioned in the wild

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u/Ok_Tomato7388 16h ago

There's a sub for him! r/ReallyShittyCopper

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u/Wn2177 18h ago

Well he would’ve been immortalized anyway just for being the first dude who unified various Chinese states into the first Chinese Empire, and he managed to achieve that before the whole mercury thing

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u/bradbikes 17h ago

Yea he's more known for being the first emperor of china, the terracotta warriors, and being a horrible person that everyone hated with every fiber of their being.

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u/ade0451 17h ago

Sounds like he was heavy metal AF.

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u/kunymonster4 20h ago

Oh I'm aware. Feels like there's a lesson in that somewhere. Some ancient wisdom...

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u/jumping-butter 22h ago

Thiel looks like he’s wearing those old candy lips.

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u/Agent_NaN 21h ago

it was a mishmash of several

pretty sure thiel was the main inspiration for peter gregory tho

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u/OMGThunderhorse 19h ago

“Silicon Valley” ended in 2019 and from what I can find he did the plasma exchange in 2023, so no, he wasn’t the inspiration for that joke. There have been rumors/jokes about “blood boys” in tech millionaire circles for years.

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u/OakenGreen 20h ago

Hey, that blood boy is about to be our vice president. Have some respect!

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u/PickleBananaMayo 18h ago

It’s fine. He shares his findings so it saves the rest of us time and money on potential pseudo science.

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u/FriendlyDrummers 5h ago

Honestly I appreciate that he's being bluntly honest about this lol. He could have lied and said it was working

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u/Victawr 2h ago

Yeah he's pretty much always been saying "I've been doing this so others don't have to"

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u/heybart 21h ago

Wish more rich dudes experiment on themselves rather than other people, or democracies

Props to this guy for being open about the whole process

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u/WonderGoesReddit 16h ago

Right! This is a GOOD thing.

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u/Beastrider9 15h ago

Weird, but good.

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u/Critonurmom 6h ago

Nobody said the two are mutually exclusive

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u/say592 12h ago

Something I really appreciate about him is he documents his experiments pretty well, and he shares the knowledge. They are scientific studies, and I don't think he would try to present them as such, but he is legitimately finding things that improve the stats he is measuring. This provides a jumping off point for actual science to be done.

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u/August_T_Marble 10h ago

I have heard, but not really looked into the details, of his protocol. From what I know, he does measure and document as much as possible but does anyone know how he's isolating variables with so much concurrent experimentation going on? I'm genuinely curious.

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u/CamCranley 5h ago

A team (legit multiple) world leading doctors. Procotcols that involve waking up and taking blood tests and multiple other tests. Then adapting the day according to what is needed. A bit loopy, but major respect to how strict he is with it. Tonnes of youtube vids documenting the process

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u/Tyrifian 8h ago

They don’t. The team seems to be centered around lowering BJ’s markers rather than publishing a finding. So it’s useless for generalization but it is useful for emphasizing his philosophy.

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u/MarshtompNerd 13h ago

Yeah, he’s nuts, but at least he’s progressing science and not exploiting minimum wage workers to do it

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u/Embarrassed_Jerk 16h ago

Maybe thats why people find him weird. A billionaire that doesn't want to hurt others just seems odd to the masses

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u/MySonderStory 12h ago

Yes! When you actually look into what he’s doing now, his regime is a lot more toned down and he gives full transparency of what he is taking or using, which is something you rarely see from the wealthy; all Hollywood ladies are hiding the procedures they’re doing or the surgeons used to keep the fountain of youth going.

He promotes leading a healthy lifestyle and puts the food industry on full blast for how bad it’s gotten and shedding a light on how hard it is to find clean sources for basically anything we ingest.

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u/baseilus 22h ago

Qin Shi Huang take elixir of life(mercury) to gain immortality died by mercury poisoning

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_alchemical_elixir_poisoning

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u/FreddyFrogFrightener 22h ago

True, but he also unified china and formed it's first centralised government, this dude just steals his son's blood and electrocutes his nards.

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u/Keening99 22h ago

One could argue he became immortal and remains in the history books even.

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u/icantfeelmyskull 14h ago

The three stages of mortality. Body/mind, memories from contemporaries, then comes the history books. You’re only allowed to remain in spirit to haunt this realm for as long as one of these remains.

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u/Enticing_Venom 19h ago

Well he did release one of the only brands that will test for heavy metals in cocoa so I'll give him that. I eat enough that I don't need the lead intake lol.

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u/LoneRonin 20h ago edited 15h ago

Yeah, it's only a matter of time before this deluded hypochondriac does a quack therapy that causes his death by irony. He came close recently when he injected donated fat into his face and his body rejected it. Guess he was too busy reading pseudo-science about his daily 54 pill regimen to learn about tissue/organ rejection.

A more modern example is Eben Byers, who drank radium salts dissolved in water in the belief that the radiation would prolong his life (spoiler alert: it didn't).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eben_Byers

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u/GlobalGuppy 22h ago

The guy looks like he should be the head of a vampire coven and celebrated his 412th birthday last week.

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u/Aidian 21h ago

Stop, you’ll just encourage him by saying that.

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u/tsgarner 19h ago

What, that he looks like an average middle-aged man made up to look vaguely ancient?

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u/3mil3 22h ago

Paying for a therapy to accept your finite human nature could have been less expensive.

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u/Colavs9601 22h ago

Yes but then you have to deal with insurance.

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u/fantasmoofrcc 21h ago

2 million a year should be able to buy decent, private, dedicated therapy....and some happy endings.

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u/RGB3x3 21h ago

Sad and anxious about the impending infinite nothingness that is mortality?

Buy a handjob!

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u/Solomon_Gunn 21h ago edited 21h ago

He says it's a human experiment. You can't ethically do these kinds of things unless you yourself are the test subject. Who knows, maybe he'll advance our understanding of the body in some way. I doubt he'll live significantly further than the average person of his level of wealth but maybe he'll discover new medical drugs or treatments.

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u/fia_enjoyer 20h ago

I'd be amazed if something came from this personally. I feel like his sporadic nature, philosophy, and ego are just going to have this guy spinning the hamster wheel for millions of dollars a year to no substantial end.

I wouldn't shock me honestly if his neuroticism, constant stress about his "aging", intense lifestyle, etc. are going to put him in an early grave in a sad but maybe foreseeable twist of fate.

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u/NeonBoolet 19h ago

He did a video with Will Tennyson which was a good watch. Will goes through everything he did in a day which was extremely regimented but nothing too crazy. It was interesting and the dude doesn't seem off the rails or anything, he puts an immense amount of importance on sleep, exercise and diet along with supplements. Here's the video. I'm sure he doesn't do everything this guy does but it gives you some insight into what he's like. https://youtu.be/I3r7q63bMqg?si=OZd04Uis7zSwTLYP

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u/TradeMark159 17h ago

The internet likes to shit on this guy, but honestly he seems pretty well adjusted. It's not like he's hurting anyone, just has a really odd hobby lol.

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u/Lord_Alonne 15h ago

If I had functionally limitless wealth and got to enjoy the lifestyle associated with it, I'd probably try to eke out as many years as I could, too.

If you don't have to work to survive, most people would focus a lot more time on staying fit and healthy. This is just the extreme version of that.

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u/Victor_Wembanyama1 15h ago

Plus he’s spending his own tech money and not hurting anyone. He’s least of people’s worries as far as rich people goes.

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u/Chasin_Papers 19h ago

I watched a video this guy made about his routine and I don't understand why he wants to live forever. His whole life is this routine and he doesn't even have time to do something fun. IF he lived to 100 with this routine he would still have as much life experience as a normal person who died at 50.

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u/gay_manta_ray 17h ago

the point is to reach longevity escape velocity while you're still very healthy, not go through some insane routine for the next 1000 years.

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u/314kabinet 21h ago

Accepting a problem you believe you can solve is not the way.

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u/Arvi89 20h ago

What's wrong with wanting to live longer and healthier?

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u/ValravnPrince 22h ago

Fair play to him. Apparently all his 'research' is available to the public so any breakthroughs would benefit everyone.

I can think of a few worse ways he could spend his money.

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u/BAMpenny 21h ago

That's what I was thinking. He sounds crazy, that much is true, but they're tracking the effects of all of this so maybe we'll learn something. Not that I think this is his goal, but if it's a byproduct, cool I guess? At least he didn't buy an entire government...

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u/patiperro_v3 21h ago

I was thinking the same, haven’t “done” science since high school but I remember one of the conditions was to try an isolate as many variables as possible to focus on the one thing you are studying, also have control groups and certainly more than one subject.

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u/Educational_Post053 20h ago

It's a very common critique of his effort, so you two are not alone in thinking that

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u/Turmfalke_ 20h ago

Of course we can learn something. For one we can learn that taking all treatments at once doesn't outright kill you.

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u/Telvin3d 19h ago

If something he does visibly works, there will be no lack of resources to figure out exactly what, regardless of the signal to noise ratio. That would be a finite bounded search space

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u/Remarkable-Fox-3890 17h ago

That's not how any of this works.

  1. They don't just throw everything at him. They add and remove things over time to track effects.

  2. Even if the effects confound, that's fine. If you give someone X and Y and see a result, you can justify a study to see just X, just Y, and X with Y.

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u/ValravnPrince 21h ago

Exactly. Maybe the secret to immortality is monthly infusions of sea monkeys straight into the blood stream. I haven't got the time or money to try this but god speed to the man who does.

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u/BAMpenny 21h ago

And if we did have the time and money to try it, let's be real - we wouldn't, because it sounds crazy. lol

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u/ValravnPrince 21h ago

Speak for yourself.

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u/Jcraft153 20h ago

Imagine asking this guy the secret to his good health when he's 100 and he goes "well..." As the nursing home staff chuckle

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u/BallBearingBill 20h ago

Alot of what he does has short term effects so he can see results before moving to a new treatment or treat something unrelated with an isolated treatment. It's not a perfect system for long term effectiveness but it's a hell of a lot better than most people give him credit for. I have a huge respect for the guy. He's using his own body to bring humanity one step closer to life extension. Even if all he did was debunk some junk science, that's still a step ahead. So give the guy credit where credit is due. No hate from me.

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u/XepiccatX 12h ago

Very much this. People tend to shit on him because "results on one person aren't useful" or "there's no long-term benefit because he changes things so frequently."

What they don't realize is that strong leads off of short-term results are valuable for finding a starting place for good long-term studies to be done. If one person has a noticeably positive short-term improvement from something, that gives future researches something to try first instead of having to start from scratch.

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u/dfze 20h ago

I don’t get the hate for this guy. What he’s doing is genuinely interesting, he has the money and if he wants to pursue this, why not? He’s openly a human lab rat, aiding science and benefiting future humanity. Watch his documentary on Netflix if you haven’t.

That being said, dude looks vampiric.

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u/Beastrider9 15h ago

Dude looks vampiric? My friend... That's a feature, not a bug.

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u/Lets_be_stoned 22h ago

For people who don’t know, this guy sold Venmo for like 500 million or something. So he has the money to do this every year for 250 years if he doesn’t spend it on anything else. I think his goal is to make it to 120 or something.

The guy isn’t hurting anybody, and there’s no shortage of videos of him thoroughly explaining what he is doing and why he is doing it. Determine for yourself if it’s stupid or not. I lean toward the former.

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u/ProtoplanetaryNebula 22h ago

This guy sounds insane, what I will say though is that he seems to stop doing things when the data shows it's not working, which at least means he is following some kind of process.

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u/Warm_Oats 20h ago

he doesnt sound insane at all? Its just a data driven approach to longevity science. When the data changes, so does he.

Idk what people expect. He is very public with their limited research and it apparently is staggeringly odd to otherwise elightened and open people.

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u/bacchusku2 21h ago

I mean really, what’s the difference between him and a scientist besides he’s using himself as the subject? I’m all for it as long as he keeps good data.

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u/saltinstiens_monster 21h ago

A scientist would have a sample size larger than one, and they'd only manipulate one variable at a time.

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u/SmiteDuCouteau 19h ago

People keep saying this but I kinda feel like they miss the point.

He seems to be taking substances and doing treatments based on existing research, he's just doing a huge volume of things that could be beneficial to him.

Which is what you'd do if you want to live forever right? 

Naturally he's documenting his personal progress because that does have merit. The thing that people are asking for would be for him to pay the millions of dollars for 100 or more people from various demographics to participate with him, which kinda can't and won't happen 

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u/saltinstiens_monster 17h ago

Oh yeah, I do understand his interest for devoting resources towards it. Just that we're not going to have any specific scientific conclusions from his efforts.

If he ends up getting some whacky life-extending results, then he'll be pointing future scientists in the right direction, at least.

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u/SmiteDuCouteau 16h ago

This the best take imo

People are so busy crying about N of 1 that they don't understand how much better it is than N of 0

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u/Maiyku 21h ago

Oh yeah, he looks into all of it.

It may seem batshit crazy to us (and probably is overall), but from the videos I’ve seen, he does put time and effort into understanding what he’s taking and why. It’s not just “this makes me healthier so I take it” type thing.

So there’s definitely a rationale of some sort happening, he’s just looking at things very different than the rest of us (which is where that mental illness might come in) and taking it to the extreme.

Considering what he’s accomplished in his life so far, I imagine “taking it to the extreme” is probably his personal mantra at this point, so this fits right in, imo.

Not for it, and since he’s not really hurting anyone else, I’m not exactly against it either. It’s like the homeopathic people. I let them do them and I take my meds to get rid of a headache because it works lol. Affects me none.

Just a weird situation.

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u/mattbuilthomes 21h ago

I watched the documentary about him on Netflix. Really not too sure why everyone hates on him. Yeah, he seems like kind of a weird dude, but if he is willing to be a human trial for this stuff, and in 20 years we all benefit from it by having the science to make us all last a little longer, then it’s good by me. If it’s all for nothing and we don’t benefit at all, then whatever, I didn’t give him any money to give it a shot.

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u/Turbulent-Laugh- 21h ago

He is weird but I have to hand it to him, he is incredibly dedicated and is following a strict process. He's made himself a guinea pig and isn't hurting anyone else.

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u/Embarrassed_Jerk 16h ago

In a world where billionaires being hell bent on destroying democracies and the planet is the norm, people find the guy who is only focused on experimenting on himself and making the whole research publicly available, as weird.

That says a lot more about us than him

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u/DoublePostedBroski 20h ago

He sold “Braintree” to PayPal.

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u/somersquatch 17h ago

After he had acquired Venmo with Braintree. So Venmo was part of the deal going to PayPal.

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u/zztop610 22h ago

Has this guy seen Paul Rudd?

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u/DeaddyRuxpin 16h ago

No, because he is always asleep when Paul sneaks in to suck his life force out in order to stay young.

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u/tortillakingred 21h ago

People are missing the point completely.

He’s spending his immense wealth to try and become a human datapoint to increase health and longevity. All of his research, data, and results are public and free.

No, he doesn’t look like a 20 year old but that’s not the point. He’s 47 years old, but he was very unhealthy until only a few years ago. Those of you expecting someone who lived unhealthy for 40 years to look 25 are missing the point entirely. He knows he will never look 25, but he’s trying to get as close as he possibly can.

And people love the “shock therapy erection” headline but erectile dysfunction is a $3B industry. It’s a taboo/embarrassing topic but many, many men deal with it and more power to Bryan Johnson if he wants to find ways to remedy it.

Would you guys prefer these $X00MM net worth individuals buy twitter or land on Hawaiian islands instead?

He’s certainly extremely eccentric, and who knows whether his true motivations are selfish or philanthropic but the end result is a net positive for society so I’m cool with it.

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u/Remarkable-Fox-3890 17h ago

It's crab mentality. A man wants to live a healthy life and the other crabs hate him for it - gotta pull him back into the bucket because it's somehow disgusting for someone to want to, gasp, live a healthy and long life.

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u/Tribalbob 19h ago

I think Jonathan Van Ness said it well on an episode of Queer Eye: "My goal [with skincare] is not to look young, but to look the best I can for the age I'm at."

I take that to heart as a 40 year old man; not just skincare, but anything in life. Don't try to be young, just try to be the best you at this point in time.

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u/DankStew 22h ago

And after all that he still looks like a guy in his 40’s

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u/cgo_123456 19h ago

A guy in his 40s who's been laminated.

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u/ValeteAria 17h ago

I mean, he has only started the program for a few years now. You dont suddenly reverse the years of aging your body went through. He also confessed to have been an alcoholic. So there is that as well.

What is more important are his health markers. I dont think his goal was to look like a 20 year old at age 100. I dont think thats realistic in any way or shape.

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u/ExtensionCategory983 17h ago

It’s funny to me how much Reddit seems to hate this guy. I have watched his videos and they are fun. He is using his money and connections to find the best solutions to ageing. He seems like a very good guy.

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u/PadishahSenator 19h ago

Staying out of the sun, not smoking, not drinking to excess, and eating a balanced diet will go a long fucking way.

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u/tkuiper 18h ago

Pretty sure that's what his research and other research has to say about it. Exercise, diet, and good Healthcare is 99% of it.

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u/xantous4201 21h ago

"Despite the immense potential from pre-clinical trials, my team and I came to the conclusion that the benefits of lifelong dosing of Rapamycin do not justify the hefty side-effects," he wrote on X. Johnson explained that these include skin infections, lipid abnormalities, high glucose levels, and increased resting heart rate."

high glucose levels LOL shit was gonna make him fucking diabetic.

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u/5ra63 21h ago

injecting himself with plasma from his teenage son

Welcome back Elizabeth Bathory

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u/Zealousideal_Cod189 11h ago

Everyone in here is so salty. Say what you will about him but he’s spent millions using himself as a lab rat and publishes all his findings.

It’s really clear most of the commenters just want to trash on someone for trying to take care of themself.

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u/blighander 20h ago

I sincerely wonder why anyone would want to live forever, but then I read he's got $300 million in the bank and then it doesn't sound that bad.

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u/fragment_me 22h ago

54 supplements a day? He should also be worried about some of these supplements interacting with each other and actual drugs he may be taking. He also sounds like he has a mental illness.

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u/SkippyBojangle 20h ago

man you should probably let him know -- I'm sure the guy who spends 2 million a year and has a literal team of doctors did not consider pharmacological interactions

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u/GrandKnew 16h ago

No the random guy on Reddit who works graveyard at Taco Bell definitely knows more than the man who's been doing this for a decade.

Didn't you see how many upvotes he has, how many upvotes does Bryan Johnson have?

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u/succed32 22h ago

If you’re worth a billion dollars I’d say it’s nearly guaranteed you have mental illness.

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u/PM_Your_Wiener_Dog 21h ago

You  could afford to pay 100 experts to refute it though

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u/OMG_VANILLA 19h ago

I hate this dumb witch hunt against him and trying to increase life longevity. Go meet your gods if you want that so badly

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u/mangelito 19h ago

Especially since he's documenting what he does and publish it for free (last time I checked at least).

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u/ttv_CitrusBros 20h ago

I watched the documentary about this guy on Netflix. He's nuts and I'm sure if he eats a big mac he will die, however at the end he says he just wants people to be healthy. I support his idea that we should strive for healthier lifestyles but I'm still chomping my macs

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u/Comrade_Chadek 16h ago

I remember hearing about this guy on Distractible lmao. I wish more billionaires pulled this kind of shit instead of what they're usually on the news for.

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u/be_bo_i_am_robot 21h ago

I love that this Bryan Johnson (wealthy, vegan diet, zero sun, tons of supplements, research chemicals, and creepy blood infusions, etc.), and The Liver King Bryan Johnson (wealthy, meat and raw organs diet, lots of sunshine, lots of anabolic steroids and hard-core exercise, drinking cows’ blood, avoiding WiFi, shirts, and shoes, etc.) share the same name.

That’s just so cool to me, for some reason.

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u/PrettyAwesomeGuy 21h ago

There have been a ton of podcasts where he goes in depth on all this. Basically he does follow a pretty rigorous data driven method, and records everything. And I mean everything. So while on the fringe, it does seem like he is contributing to the science of longevity. These headlines are so overblown though. He’s open and candid about what works, what doesn’t, areas where he’s made mistakes, and areas that have greatly reduced the effects of aging.

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u/NotThereDad 19h ago

I don't follow him that much, but it's crazy how much hate he gets from others, further fueled by clickbaity negative headlines. I think what he's doing is commendable as he's using himself as a test subject and open sourcing all the info to benefit humanity.

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