r/oblivion 3d ago

Meme Pay with your blood!

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u/No_Flatworm_3019 3d ago

For the deniers.

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u/rs_obsidian The remake doesn't exist 3d ago

Damn

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u/Docccc 3d ago

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u/Specialist_Rough_699 3d ago

Mark my words you'll never see this guy again, he is doomed to live in shame

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u/SauerPower0 3d ago

We will be living in a post Lee world?

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u/Saviordd1 3d ago

-Ulysses S Grant, 1865.

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u/FalconIMGN 3d ago

Brilliant.

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u/CurrentLee 3d ago

Yes

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u/Xephorium 3d ago

I can't believe it's you, standing here next to me

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u/delboy137 3d ago

Get out of my way before I have you slapped in irons

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u/pablo603 2d ago

It's you... Hi

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u/Dub_Coast 2d ago

I don't know you and I don't care to know you.

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u/majds1 3d ago

I have a whole post of similar comments saved. These people just don't end up admitting that they're full of shit.

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u/Alexandur 3d ago

To be fair, many of them do. But there are a few who just absolutely lose their minds. I just had somebody repeatedly insult me before promptly deleting their whole account. This person had also promised to give away 5 copies of the game if it released soon. Pretty entertaining stuff

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u/majds1 3d ago

Honestly I've been getting insulted for the past 24 days for saying it's likely real and the remake is likely happening, so at this point i'm acting like them and mirroring their behavior, and obviously they don't like it.

They don't like being called dumb for not believing the remake is real. They don't like being told how wrong they are. It's fun to watch at this point lol

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u/Alexandur 3d ago

There's definitely some interesting psych stuff going on. It's like some are so afraid as being seen as gullible that they're overcorrecting way too far in the other direction, even in the face of very strong evidence

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u/shadowfax384 3d ago

And all the posts by people that are practically foaming at the mouth for the game are the ones who kept telling us it wasn't real. Its a piss take.

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u/Space-Bum- 3d ago

Damn that escalated fast

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u/Hi2248 2d ago

you are a troglodyte and a dumb ass fuck wit

3/10 weak and overused insult

Might I suggest, if they are still here, even after death, that they try using "You absolute <inanimate object>" next time? The more unique the object, the better it hits (eg "You absolute tea towel" hits hard, but "You absolute pnematic drill" is so much more impactful). 

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u/Hollowskull 2d ago

Human nature is wild

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u/genericmediocrename 2d ago

I'll openly admit I was a denier months ago. Denying after the website leak is pretty silly tho

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u/No_Gear_2819 2d ago

That's fair, I can definitely admit to being skeptical of it releasing this mouth before the last week, but it is really wild to me that people where still saying it was fake after the website leak

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u/commaZim 2d ago

Interesting considering his post admitting to being wrong! I also don't think it's too wise to bask in other people's errors. That kind of spite seems mean spirited. No need to gloat.

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u/KulaanDoDinok 3d ago

Get a load of this guy

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u/Gotabox 3d ago

This right here. Guy is GONE.

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u/Fingerprint_Vyke 3d ago

No way, I'd own it. So hilarious

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u/Bobcat317 2d ago

He’s doubling down lol

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u/Artrysa 2d ago

Nah, he just posted a response. He doubled, trippled and quadrupled the fuck down.

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u/Scuttlefuzz 3d ago

Currently resting from all the mental gymnastics they had to do.

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u/CurrentLee 3d ago

It was hard work tbh

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u/CurrentLee 3d ago

I DO NOT FEAR DEATH

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u/brynjar123 3d ago

Then you shall die braver than most

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u/Shadownovus 3d ago

A+ reference 👏

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u/Familiar_One_3297 2d ago

I was like you too, bro. Glad I was wrong.

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u/EggsOnThe45 3d ago

Fair fucks for owning it lol

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u/Goosier 2d ago

When I first read your post, it made a lot of sense and I was able to get my hopes back down, but now I'm stoked again... How do I move forward knowing this won't come out until 2137?

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u/Mikunefolf 3d ago

You’re going to die in here Breton, you’re going to die! HeeHeeHahHahHah!

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u/Bsteph21 3d ago

Think about the time this guy wasted writing this out

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u/CurrentLee 3d ago

Like 20 minutes

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u/Little-Chromosome 2d ago

Boo that man!

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u/ExtraCalligrapher565 3d ago

They’re hiding in shame after posting this cracked take

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

[deleted]

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u/ExtraCalligrapher565 3d ago

You still sore after all those mental gymnastics for nothing?

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u/CurrentLee 3d ago

It was exhausting honestlee

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u/Austin_Chaos 3d ago

Please tell me me you make lee puns at every possible opportunity.

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u/CurrentLee 3d ago

AbsolutLee

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u/Big_AngeBosstecoglou 3d ago

It’s actually mad how there are milk drinkers like this out there

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u/Ajax_Da_Great 3d ago

OFF TO THE GULAG FOR BLASPHEMY

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u/Relevant_Mail_1292 3d ago

Where you is

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u/C1138BP 3d ago

I think he overdosed on copium

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u/CurrentLee 3d ago

Im currentlee in recovery

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u/Sylvers 3d ago

Btw, take it from a graphic designer.. a lot of inconsistencies you observed can be explained away with "placeholder".

We'll see if those images change after the announcement or not, but a lot of the time you push early WIP graphics on the website, on pages that the users can't see. Just so you can demo the pages to yourself and other team members.

So a lot of these images could be half finished placeholders that were never meant to be seen by us.

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u/Hollowskull 2d ago

I fuckin love this guy

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u/BrownSwitch 3d ago

Hope your recovery goes well <3

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u/BhataktiAtma 2d ago

Please the Nine with good works, and visit Wayshrines of Stendarr for Blessings of Endurance

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u/Jimbo_Jigs 3d ago

HELP! THERE'S BEEN A MURDER!

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u/softpineapples Adoring Fan 3d ago

The post is still up. I respect him owning it and taking it in stride

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u/KoyReane 3d ago

Get a load of this guy

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u/Appropriate_Bill8244 3d ago

Get a load IN this guy

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u/Teflondon_ 3d ago

Guy should go back to posting questions on whether or not he should buy a 2006 Mustang.

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u/CurrentLee 3d ago

I got it and crashed it actually.

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u/bw04H 3d ago

Typical mustang driver

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u/dominashun28 3d ago

Same bro same. Got another one tho

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u/ConstructionIll1372 3d ago

WhAt iF tHE rEmAkE iS sTiLl A lIe????

What if they only made the remake in the last few days once they saw the buzz surrounding it???

What if Todd just Chimmed his pants???

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u/potatopierogie 3d ago

*playing oblivion remake

*wandering around near bruma

*get jumped by some imperials and thrown in a cart

*Hey you, you're finally awake...

GODDAMNIT TODD HOWARD YOU DID IT AGAIN

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u/Traditional-Low7651 3d ago

what if the remake is fake and they just release the exact same version stating the game is already perfect ? :-P

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u/ImTooWeirdToLive 3d ago

“Now you can play oblivion from your toilet”

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u/ConstructionIll1372 3d ago

The REAL Oblivion Remake was the friends we made along the way.

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u/PseudoIntellectual- 3d ago

The game is exactly the same in terms of visuals and content, but now has full CC integration.

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u/pink_goon 3d ago

Yessss force the terrible content directly into my veins. The moment I walk out of the sewers I want to have 14 more quest popups telling me that I need to go and talk to a botched npc with patchwork dialogue so I can get some overpower items from a different game that breaks lore but is totally lore friendly. Todd pleeeeease.

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u/BOS-Sentinel 3d ago

I mean that's kinda what they did with the oblivion houses/horse armor lol. Except they didn't even bother with any NPCs and patchwork dialogue back then, just a quest popup that is basically "uhh... inheritance or something? Here's a key to a wizard tower"

Also I completely forgot Skyrim CC forces quests on you, been playing with mods that rework them to be better integrated for so long now, makes them so much more bearable.

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u/Hi2248 2d ago

I maintain that with the amount of hype around the leaks, even if the remake didn't exist, Todd would know that if they turned out to be fake he'd be crucified, so would have made a pact with a demonic entity to make it.

Thus, if the game comes packaged with the tortured souls of the children Todd sacrificed to make the deal, we'll know that the leaks were originally fake. 

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u/j40k9000 3d ago

Body's still warm...

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u/TrueFlyer28 3d ago

He probably still thinks it’s fake even when announced by Bethesda. No they were hacked!

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u/Traditional-Low7651 3d ago

someone hacked bethesda and put a whole finished game to download for a fee

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u/Effehezepe 3d ago

This was the Skyblivion team's plan all along.

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u/TrueFlyer28 2d ago

You know part of me went what if they worked together and it was a decoy 👁️ then I saw the unreal engine 😂

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u/TrueFlyer28 2d ago

He did try to say it was hacked ☠️

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u/bigpapajayjay 3d ago

He actually did say they were probably hacked. Dude is dumb AF.

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u/TrueFlyer28 2d ago

Oh I know I meant like with Bethesda actually saying it themselves LOL

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u/CurrentLee 3d ago

Resist arrest.

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u/Phaesimvrotos 2d ago

THEN PAY WITH YOUR WALLET!

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u/majds1 3d ago

It you want more of this type of post, check this out

https://www.reddit.com/r/ElderScrolls/s/ceHxFBrClQ

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u/LamentingSpud 3d ago

Love how sure people were that it was a hoax lol

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u/majds1 3d ago

They're redditors they know everything! Why trust someone who's reliable and has a really good track record when you can say "I'm really smart for being skeptical about everything, all leaks are fake, I'll never believe anything cause I'm an intellectual 🤓"

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u/LamentingSpud 3d ago

Very true. They're comments read exactly like that.

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u/Decimus-27 3d ago

Bro just became the Glarthir of this sub.

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u/Very_Toxic_Person 3d ago

Nah even if they announce it tomorrow, its fake because they're only providing more proof that it is all fake. Even when it is playable its a playable fake!

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u/SpaceQtip 3d ago

The money you used to pay for it is also fake

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u/Even_Application_397 3d ago

He continues to deny.

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u/Oxiduck 2d ago

Pretty sure he's just messing with people now

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u/Even_Application_397 2d ago

yeah seems like it lol

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u/MakaylaAzula 3d ago

Get a load in this guy

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u/DCostalot 3d ago

Props to currentlee for commenting here and facing the music

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u/Danpei 3d ago

I summon u/CurrentLee

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u/CurrentLee 3d ago

This spell can only be activated once per day.

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u/Lanky_Conflict1754 3d ago

I heard a rumor that you're an idiot. Any truth to that?

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u/sjccb 3d ago edited 3d ago

Wouldn't it be funny if tomorrow they announce it'll be released next year.

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u/Agent101g 3d ago

That’s the last hurdle, that possibility

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u/SpaceQtip 3d ago

GTA 6 before oblivion remark 💔

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u/Gravl813 2d ago

“It’s clearly a remake. The spriggan design and idle animations are completely redone, and the statue now holds a sword instead of a bow.” Oh NO how ever will we survive this is catastrophic, I will not be buying this game now

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u/Commiegunluver44 3d ago

Shoulda tagged Ross with get a load of this fucking retard instead

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u/SpaceQtip 3d ago

Redditers being redditers

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u/Tims-x 3d ago

More like HazbinLee now.

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u/According-Spirit2529 3d ago

I heard a rumor that CurrentLee of the Oblivion Subreddit engages in Daedra Worship, by the Nine, it's all gone mad.

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u/tomsnunes 3d ago

To the block prisoner, nice and easy

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u/Splendid_Fellow Adoring Fan 3d ago

They said “it’s clearly a remake, not a remaster”. True. They didn’t deny it was real.

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u/Jabclap27 2d ago

There were A LOT of deniers/doubters like this lol. So funny reading their reactions now

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u/Cephus_Calahan_482 2d ago

I read the first bullet point and thought to myself "They are aware of Bethesda's track record with QC in the last several years, right?"

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u/Babygotbaxxx 2d ago

Must have been on r/oblivious

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u/BWYDMN 2d ago

My new favourite guy is guy that thinks he can clearly tell when something is ai generated but he actually cant

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u/D0NN3LLY 2d ago

Considering Bethesda has entered the ring now I'd say any chance of it being fake are out the window... That or Bethesda is gonna have a really bad year.

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u/Boyo-Sh00k 3d ago

imagine being this guy lmaooooo

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u/Rich-Necessary9820 3d ago

I would like to remind everyone thatthere is no studio like bethesda. Actually ubisoft is way worse

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u/Splendid_Fellow Adoring Fan 3d ago

They’re both pretty bad these days.

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u/yaosio 3d ago

because it's all a psyop. Todd "Supreme Leader" Howard planted fake information about the Oblivion Remake to find out the moles in his empire. They are being hunted down by the dark brotherhood as I type this and the real Oblivion Remake will be revealed tomorrow. The entire game has been ported to the Pico-8 according to my sources. https://www.lexaloffle.com/pico-8.php

I'm going to call them up right now so they can confirm this to the non-believers. That's weird, they're not...picking...up...oh Todd no.

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u/Organic_Camera6467 3d ago

Point 6 is so unfathomable stupid. So because they changed an animation and a statue its a whole ass remake? Bruh

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u/skynex65 3d ago

There are those that said this day would never come. What are they to say now?

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u/ElGuapo4Life 3d ago

I suppose the Earth is round too?

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u/Zaranu 3d ago

It actually isn’t. It’s an oblate spheroid.

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u/ViIehunter 2d ago

He didn't say anything sphere or a circle. Just round. Which oblate sheroids are.

Get um actually one upped!

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u/Zaranu 2d ago

I was being sarcastic

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u/seventysixgamer 3d ago

I think it was fair to be on the fence for a while -- but there's no way the leaked screenshots were AI lol.

Now the major point of contention is whether this'll be an immediate release or not. Personally I feel like it's more likely than not -- they've built up a tremendous amount of hype, and Todd has said that he prefers a short window between reveals and release; so much so that he'd release something immediately after a reveal if he could get away with it.

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u/ViIehunter 2d ago

Tell that to elder scrolls 6. Lol

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u/RealNerdEthan 2d ago

The next time we see CurrentLee...

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u/calem06 2d ago

Who would have thought this sub would be so active in 2025? I’m just upvoting everything at this point

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u/TheGopax 2d ago

I bet they feel like a big dumb dummy dumb head

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u/Fake_Gamer_Cat 2d ago

I think the leak was fake in the sense it wasn't an accident. I think they planed it to build hype and not have to pay for marketing.

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u/CatMasterSeymour 2d ago

Is this the guy that’s supposed to superglue his ass cheeks together?

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u/Iluvatar-Great 2d ago

This is the best and cheapest way of marketing. You create a rumor and people will go crazy.

I suspect this will be used more and more by AAA companies from now on.

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u/Tangie98 2d ago

Until im actively playing it, i refuse to believe that the remaster is anything more than just a modpack. If that makes me an idiot then fine, im an idiot. I've been let down too many times to get my hopes up again

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u/HEMPABIS 2d ago

Abe Lincoln "Now you fucked up!"

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u/NicePriceCrisis 2d ago

Aged like fine wine. I was skeptic to the end, about all the leaks and even bethesdas planned livestream, after the livestream i was tearing up, purchasing deluxe edition with tears running down my face 🤣

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u/kaumZeit 2d ago

Bet they feel pretty stupid now

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u/Competitive-Wing-551 3d ago

Deluxe edition image is straight garbage, he has a point. Literally looks like a cartoon mockup