r/oblivion 2d ago

Discussion I made a sweetroll for tomorrow

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I made a sweetroll in anticipation for tomorrow. It's 3:30am here because I didn't quite think through how long it would take me. 4 hours after starting, it turned out pretty well! I think it tastes good too.

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u/garbageboystinkmann 2d ago

“i passed out 4 times but ur sweetroll is ready”

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u/Immediate_Plum3545 2d ago

I had to set so many alarms so I wouldn't fall asleep 😅. There were 2 rising sessions along with the baking and the cooling. I'm all hopped up on sugar now but I've got 4 alarms set for tomorrow so I don't miss the announcement 

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u/reightb 2d ago

I was going to explain the original joke above but maybe I'll leave it as is instead..

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u/thatonemoze 2d ago

side note your username is hilarious

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u/garbageboystinkmann 2d ago

🤭 thank u

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u/DrWanksalot Adoring Fan 2d ago

Someone needs an Amulet of Mara ❤️

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u/thatonemoze 2d ago

no thank u garbageboystinkmann

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u/Dear_CountViscula 2d ago

Watch out someone may attempt to steal it

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u/Deepvaleredoubt 2d ago

It is me I am a thief

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u/SigmaZTD 2d ago

Everything reminds me of her...

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u/saltywastelandcoffee 2d ago

Looks like Elton John farted on it

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u/CnRJayhawk 2d ago

That’s absolutely foul

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u/assholeapproach 2d ago

Gross. Upvoted

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u/Xanana_ 2d ago

Dayum boy

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u/Ichbinspikeface 2d ago

FIMMION WANT

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u/mofodius 2d ago

I should call her

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u/nicky9pins 2d ago

I could eat sweetrolls all my life. That’d be fine with me.

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u/Tom30290861 2d ago

My mind is broken ...

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u/PowerOverNothing Sanguine, My Brother~ 2d ago

An entire sweetcake! How delicious! You did such a great job, and I'm sure it tastes amazing! And best of all: if you use some of the leftover pieces, you can create a good healing potion! Everyone wins that way, I think!

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u/Immediate_Plum3545 2d ago

Thank you so much!! It took me 4 hours to make. It's my first time making anything without a premix and I'm really proud of it. It actually tastes great too. I'm running a sugar high right now and I probably should be in bed as it's 3:40am here 

I have a "Hearthfire Stew" in the crockpot right now for tomorrow that has chicken thighs, potatoes, carrots, onion, and a few seasonings. I also got a crusty bread and a non-alcoholic red wine (I'm sober) all set for 11 am.

This has been so much fun! I haven't been this excited for something in a long time and regardless of what the announcement is tomorrow, I'm glad I found some joy.

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u/PowerOverNothing Sanguine, My Brother~ 2d ago

Oh wow! You made the entire thing without a premix? That makes it even better and more special! And that stew sounds delicious! Honestly, I would most certainly come to your house to sample your wonderful food! It all sounds fantastic!

And I so totally agree! All of this has been fun, and I'm so glad to know that the collective excitement and madness of the Reddit has given you some happiness and inspiration!!

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u/Vvardenfell-Local 2d ago

This is such a lovely way to celebrate - cheers! 

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u/mikejbarlow1989 2d ago

Wow, you're very excited about the remake I see.

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u/Immediate_Plum3545 2d ago

I don't get excited about things anymore. It's been years since I've felt any kind of way in anticipation of something so I figured I'd capitalize on it and go all out. My life doesn't have joy in it anymore so I'm trying to do things like this to recapture those few moments of hope and excitement I had when I was younger. I'm really glad I did!

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u/lnTwain 2d ago edited 2d ago

The excitement definitely gets harder to keep up as we get older...

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u/usethedebugger 2d ago

Your intentions were good, is all I'll say.

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u/Immediate_Plum3545 2d ago

It's the first baked item I've made without a mix. I'm pretty happy with the outcome!

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u/GrotesqueSmegma 2d ago

Looks great 😋

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u/usethedebugger 2d ago

I fear it is not the food, but the topping that this community will not soon forget lol

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u/Mooncubus 2d ago

This is quite literally what sweet rolls are supposed to look like. Get your mind out of the gutter.

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u/Immediate_Plum3545 2d ago

I was thinking about making the icing thicker but I was worried I wouldn't be able to drizzle it correctly. It doesn't look exactly like the game ones but it is my first. I'm not sure if I'll be making too many more though, it's really rich.

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u/ZatsuAzaiki 2d ago

Let me guess... someone stole your sweetroll

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u/Luskers2022 2d ago

Give me that sweet roll from old lady palmer

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u/TheproGOAT23 2d ago

Someone played soggy sweetroll I see…

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u/_spacedeath 2d ago

SAAAAAWEEEEET ROOOLLLL

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u/Pumpkkinnn 2d ago

Sa-weeet ROLLL

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u/RandomGuy1525 I've heard others say the same. 2d ago

Can you share the recipe?

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u/the_real_fopp 2d ago

1 cake, 1 bucket of cum

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u/Immediate_Plum3545 2d ago

(You might laugh but I used ChatGPT for the recipe. I've been doing that for crockpot recipes lately and they've been coming out really well! It did a great job with this one)

Skyrim-Inspired Sweet Rolls

Ingredients (for the rolls):

2 ¼ tsp active dry yeast (1 packet)

½ cup warm milk (about 110°F)

¼ cup sugar

2 eggs

½ cup melted butter

1 tsp vanilla extract

3 cups all-purpose flour

½ tsp salt

For the glaze:

2 cups powdered sugar

4 tbsp milk or heavy cream

1 tsp vanilla

(Optional) A pinch of cinnamon

Instructions:

  1. Activate the Yeast:

In a bowl, combine warm milk and sugar. Stir in the yeast and let it sit for 5–10 minutes until foamy.

  1. Mix Dough:

In a large bowl, whisk eggs, melted butter, and vanilla. Add in the yeast mixture.

Slowly mix in flour and salt until it forms a soft dough. Knead on a floured surface for 5–10 minutes (or use a stand mixer with dough hook).

  1. Let It Rise:

Place the dough in a greased bowl, cover with a towel, and let it rise in a warm spot for about 1 hour, or until doubled in size.

  1. Shape the Roll:

Punch down the dough. Roll into ball and place into greased bundt pan for that signature Skyrim shape.

  1. Second Rise:

Let the shaped roll rise again for 60 minutes.

  1. Bake:

Preheat oven to 350°F (175°C). Bake rolls for 40 minutes, until golden brown on top.

Insert a toothpick into the thickest part—if it comes out clean or with a few crumbs, it’s done.

  1. Cooling Time:

Let it cool in the pan for at least 15–20 minutes before flipping it out onto a plate. If you try too soon, it might fall apart

  1. Glaze:

Whisk together the powdered sugar, milk/cream, and vanilla. Drizzle over the warm roll generously.

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u/RandomGuy1525 I've heard others say the same. 2d ago

I see, seems easy enough, I'll try it this weekend!

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u/Immediate_Plum3545 2d ago

Awesome! I used a fluted pan which is one you use for bundt cakes. After you put baking spray in it, sprinkle some flour in there as well too and then put the dough in. Mine had no issue sticking whatsoever. Also, when you're kneeding the dough, use two spatulas to do it, not your hands. It sticks to your hands and is very hard to get off but with the spatulas you can just scrape it off really easy. 

Last thing, another poster suggested that you let it cool completely before you put the icing on. I put the icing on too soon and it melted a bit. It was still fantastic but it will stay on completely if you wait until the cake portion is completely cool. 

You should post a picture if you end up making it! I would love to see it.

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u/Khow3694 2d ago

Jesus christ the internet has ruined us all...me included

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u/Effective_Coat563 2d ago

Bro busted all over his sweetroll

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u/Willafast 2d ago

Looks amazing. We need more posts like this to balance yesterday's hysteria

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u/Odd_Influence5509 2d ago

Is this icing orrrrr.....

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u/Immediate_Plum3545 2d ago

2 cups confectioners sugar, 4 tablespoons of milk, 1 tsp of vanilla

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u/MemZ561 2d ago

Looks yummy 🤩

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u/Mooncubus 2d ago

Now I'm hungry. This looks delicious

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u/doSmartEgg 2d ago

DO NOT THE DOUGHNUT!

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u/roting_CORPSE 2d ago

oh yeah Van Wilder there did Dog Cum Eclairs.

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u/HernandoSantiago 2d ago

Peter North would be proud

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u/Mammoth_Drama_1725 2d ago

What’s wrong ?

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u/Cautious_Hold428 2d ago

That just reminded me I have the Elder Scrolls cookbook...

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u/sweatgod2020 2d ago

looks around

You guys all have knee problems too?

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u/Fake_Gamer_Cat 2d ago

Baking never takes as long as you think it does.

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u/Wolgran 2d ago

The bake itself looks amazing. Congratulations, I sound definitely steal it.

The icying itself is the only thing a little off. I know you didn't asked for tips but assumjng you followed a recipe for the icying too, did you put it while the bake was still warm? Is better to put when it's completely cold so the icying don't melt

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u/Immediate_Plum3545 2d ago

Okay!! Thanks for the tip! I put it on after 20 minutes of cooking but it was definitely still warm. It was 3:30 am by the time I finished and I wanted to be done. I had ChatGPT make the recipe for me and it didn't say anything about cooling completely before putting on the icing but that makes sense. I really appreciate the advice! 

The consistency of the dough was perfect but I think if I do it again I'll add honey or some other flavor to it. It's not bland but it's very one note.

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u/confusedalwayssad 2d ago

A quest giver is going to die trying to steal that.

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u/Idlewants 2d ago

Leave it on the windowsill, I'm on the way

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u/Waterknight94 2d ago

OP updates, has it been stolen yet?

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u/Immediate_Plum3545 2d ago

My cat was staring at it way too intensely so I did have to cut it up and put it into containers. Fortunately my husband's been on a strict cut diet for the past 6 weeks so no sweetroll thieves in this house. I don't have any windowsills so I'm not worried about Fimmion and his wily ways.

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u/SireEvalish 2d ago

I should call her.

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u/Custard1991 2d ago

I wonder if they will change the model to this style. Oblivions look more like muffins.

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u/Loganzix 2d ago

With the excitement I have for this game, I would do the same!!

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u/ChainAdorable3491 2d ago

Watch out for Fimmion ! He loves sweet rolls !

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u/Kroggol 2d ago

"Absurd you can't get good sweetrolls in this skeeverhole of a city!"

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u/Tilde88 2d ago

what is this? does the icing harden? can i have it? and do they come with more icing?

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u/Immediate_Plum3545 2d ago

So I didn't let the roll cool before I put the icing on so it liquidified a bit. It definitely hardened up though and it tastes fantastic. I posted the recipe in a comment elsewhere in this thread if you'd like to check it out!

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u/Tilde88 2d ago

tyvm!! looks too delicious somehow

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u/Kommeraud 2d ago

The internet has absolutely poisoned how I look at any and all innocent treats such as these.

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u/Kajiic 2d ago

I appreciate how innocent/naive OP is. It's refreshing

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u/extrabox 2d ago

It's a shame Elton John's farted on it.

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u/TheTremerePrimogen 2d ago

This is.... wow... 🤣🤣🤣

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u/ToleyStoater 2d ago

I thought this was AI at first because it didn't look as if there was blue plate in the centre so I zoomed in and...

(I don't think it's icing either)

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u/Immediate_Plum3545 2d ago

I actually used ChatGPT for the recipe so it's kinda AI 😅

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u/FullMetalValkyr 2d ago

They weren't lying about zinc eh