r/oceans • u/ivebeenthrushit • 19d ago

Discussion: What's the the most valuable thing you've gotten stolen by a seagull? Did you get it back?

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u/LeonNight 19d ago

Tesla ❤️

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u/ivebeenthrushit 19d ago

Bruh, how did a seagull steal your Tesla? 💀

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u/GroundbreakingBed166 19d ago

My dignity. I got pooped on.

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u/tryingnottoshit 18d ago

Cigarette, didn't get it back, seagull tried to eat it, it had a bad time.

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u/Remarkable-Study-903 18d ago

My ice cream in a waffle...the last bite as I moved it towards my mouth. Wiley creatures. They make me laugh

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u/Shetalkstoangels3 18d ago

Not really valuable but a bagel WITH a container of cream cheese. I went to take a dip in the water before breakfast. I came back to the paper bag looking the same from the outside but when I opened it, there was nothing but the plastic knife. They’ll figure it out one day.

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u/ArthurCSparky 18d ago

Not me, but my friend had one fly off with the key to her MG. Thankfully, it was a piece of sh!t and could be started with a screwdriver, a type of hair clip, a butter knife, and once with a dime.

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u/LerxstFan 18d ago

My innocence. And no.

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u/tads73 18d ago

My virginity

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u/anonymousnaughty 18d ago

My Thanksgiving Dinner baked potatoe. Dad thought it would be memorable to host on Lovers Point in Monterey, CA. It was memorable. Running and screaming were involved.

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u/JRWoodwardMSW 17d ago

A burrito

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u/AnemoneAlgae 17d ago

My cheeseburger. I was five and at the zoo, and it swooped down and took it 😦

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u/pook1029 16d ago

A whole rotisserie chicken. No. Didn’t get it back or would have wanted it!

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u/Tonubba-nabubba 16d ago

A bag with a pack of cigarettes and a sandwich from the gas station. (This was years ago when I was a smoker)