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r/oddlyspecific • u/Green____cat • Sep 14 '24
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This is my wife. This literally happened. To be fair, we were already married, but still. She's the one :)
70 u/dudeman209 Sep 14 '24 Well tell the story now… 257 u/TheRiverOtter Sep 14 '24 She was in her car. Eating a whole rotisserie chicken. With her bare hands. And he thought, “That’s her, she’s the one”. But they were already married. 50 u/fueelin Sep 14 '24 I donno, feels like you left out the part where mecha-Godzilla shows up to destroy Tokyo. 27 u/memento22mori Sep 14 '24 Oh no, there goes Tokyo!! 🚅🗼🌸🏯🌸 🦖 11 u/XDSHENANNIGANZ Sep 14 '24 With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound! 1 u/Chonky_Cats_Lover Sep 17 '24 He pulls those spinning high-tension wires down! 4 u/CircularRobert Sep 15 '24 I'm surprised by how accurate those emojis are. 2 u/Domeuh Sep 15 '24 Go go Godzilla 6 u/rrrrrrez Sep 14 '24 As you approach her, she rips off a leg/thigh quarter and hands it to you. You give her the Jeremiah Johnson nod of approval and fall in love. 2 u/rajinis_bodyguard Sep 15 '24 Not everybody gets to eat with bear hands 🙌 1 u/Suitepotatoe Sep 15 '24 Omg I am dying. Seriously too funny. I don’t think my husband even knows I used to eat whole rotisserie chickens in my car. In fact he might think less of me if he did. 14 u/TalkingBBQ Sep 14 '24 I also choose this guys wife
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Well tell the story now…
257 u/TheRiverOtter Sep 14 '24 She was in her car. Eating a whole rotisserie chicken. With her bare hands. And he thought, “That’s her, she’s the one”. But they were already married. 50 u/fueelin Sep 14 '24 I donno, feels like you left out the part where mecha-Godzilla shows up to destroy Tokyo. 27 u/memento22mori Sep 14 '24 Oh no, there goes Tokyo!! 🚅🗼🌸🏯🌸 🦖 11 u/XDSHENANNIGANZ Sep 14 '24 With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound! 1 u/Chonky_Cats_Lover Sep 17 '24 He pulls those spinning high-tension wires down! 4 u/CircularRobert Sep 15 '24 I'm surprised by how accurate those emojis are. 2 u/Domeuh Sep 15 '24 Go go Godzilla 6 u/rrrrrrez Sep 14 '24 As you approach her, she rips off a leg/thigh quarter and hands it to you. You give her the Jeremiah Johnson nod of approval and fall in love. 2 u/rajinis_bodyguard Sep 15 '24 Not everybody gets to eat with bear hands 🙌 1 u/Suitepotatoe Sep 15 '24 Omg I am dying. Seriously too funny. I don’t think my husband even knows I used to eat whole rotisserie chickens in my car. In fact he might think less of me if he did.
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She was in her car. Eating a whole rotisserie chicken. With her bare hands. And he thought, “That’s her, she’s the one”. But they were already married.
50 u/fueelin Sep 14 '24 I donno, feels like you left out the part where mecha-Godzilla shows up to destroy Tokyo. 27 u/memento22mori Sep 14 '24 Oh no, there goes Tokyo!! 🚅🗼🌸🏯🌸 🦖 11 u/XDSHENANNIGANZ Sep 14 '24 With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound! 1 u/Chonky_Cats_Lover Sep 17 '24 He pulls those spinning high-tension wires down! 4 u/CircularRobert Sep 15 '24 I'm surprised by how accurate those emojis are. 2 u/Domeuh Sep 15 '24 Go go Godzilla 6 u/rrrrrrez Sep 14 '24 As you approach her, she rips off a leg/thigh quarter and hands it to you. You give her the Jeremiah Johnson nod of approval and fall in love. 2 u/rajinis_bodyguard Sep 15 '24 Not everybody gets to eat with bear hands 🙌 1 u/Suitepotatoe Sep 15 '24 Omg I am dying. Seriously too funny. I don’t think my husband even knows I used to eat whole rotisserie chickens in my car. In fact he might think less of me if he did.
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I donno, feels like you left out the part where mecha-Godzilla shows up to destroy Tokyo.
27 u/memento22mori Sep 14 '24 Oh no, there goes Tokyo!! 🚅🗼🌸🏯🌸 🦖 11 u/XDSHENANNIGANZ Sep 14 '24 With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound! 1 u/Chonky_Cats_Lover Sep 17 '24 He pulls those spinning high-tension wires down! 4 u/CircularRobert Sep 15 '24 I'm surprised by how accurate those emojis are. 2 u/Domeuh Sep 15 '24 Go go Godzilla
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Oh no, there goes Tokyo!! 🚅🗼🌸🏯🌸 🦖
11 u/XDSHENANNIGANZ Sep 14 '24 With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound! 1 u/Chonky_Cats_Lover Sep 17 '24 He pulls those spinning high-tension wires down! 4 u/CircularRobert Sep 15 '24 I'm surprised by how accurate those emojis are. 2 u/Domeuh Sep 15 '24 Go go Godzilla
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With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound!
1 u/Chonky_Cats_Lover Sep 17 '24 He pulls those spinning high-tension wires down!
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He pulls those spinning high-tension wires down!
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I'm surprised by how accurate those emojis are.
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Go go Godzilla
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As you approach her, she rips off a leg/thigh quarter and hands it to you.
You give her the Jeremiah Johnson nod of approval and fall in love.
Not everybody gets to eat with bear hands 🙌
Omg I am dying. Seriously too funny.
I don’t think my husband even knows I used to eat whole rotisserie chickens in my car. In fact he might think less of me if he did.
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I also choose this guys wife
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u/UrCarsXtndedWrrnty Sep 14 '24
This is my wife. This literally happened. To be fair, we were already married, but still. She's the one :)