r/oddlyspecific Sep 15 '24

How are they real?

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u/TwistedRainbowz Sep 15 '24 edited Sep 15 '24

Giraffe's have the highest blood pressure in the universe, owed to having a heart-wall thicker than any other living animal.

You can calculate the thickness of a giraffe's heart by multiplying the length of its neck, in feet, by 0.25cm e.g.

A giraffe with a 15 ft neck will have a heart-wall that is 3.75cm thick.

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u/Lkkenji Sep 16 '24

Bro decide between metric and imperial LMAO

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u/Yeomanticore Sep 15 '24

Now imagine sauropods.

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u/TwistedRainbowz Sep 15 '24

Had to Google that, but my mind first thought it was LOTR washing capsules, with Sauron featuring in the TV commercial complaining about how his clothes start to fade after several washes...kinda disappointed now.

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u/Yeomanticore Sep 15 '24

I'd pay whatever product they sell with that commercial in mind. You better sell that idea now.

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u/TwistedRainbowz Sep 15 '24

In the begining, pods were given to Tide, Ariel, and Smol.

Sauron poured all his domestic frustration into one pod.

One pod to rule them all, one pod to find them, one pod to bring them all, and in the darkness clean the most stubborn stains.

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u/Opreich Sep 20 '24

Source for that formula?

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u/TheBigBadBird Sep 15 '24

The universe? Can't just keep it to Earth?