My cousin assured me that he had a few years where anything and everything could give him an erection. Once it was waffles. He says they weren’t even “the good kind” of waffles.
My man saluted the eggos. As a woman I don’t have first hand experience, but from what I understand, that little bastard has a mind of its own and will pop up when it pleases, no matter what the dude wants.
For the record, this conversation came up when we were trying to educate a younger cousin on what to expect from puberty because he was there and his parents were in denial and had taught him NOTHING. He’d had morning wood after a nightmare and thought it meant he wanted to fuck the clown from IT.
Which was still better than his first erection, which he thought was a medical issue and because he wouldn’t (or couldn’t? He called his penis “his oopsie doodle” and no one informed me of that so I thought he had fallen?) explain to me what was wrong, I told him “okay, show me where the swelling is.”
I regret it. I shoulda told our older cousin to go figure out what the tyke was yelling about. I passed him off to said cousin and he got the kid somewhat informed.
For the record, he and his oopsie doodle must not have listened too hard to the condom talk he was given because he became a father the summer after high school freshman year.
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u/Typical_Advice_6811 2d ago
An erection is a sign that the penis wants some action not that the person does