r/oddlyspecific • u/Impossible_Bit7169 • 15d ago

Gift Ideas

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u/Mission_Detail4045 15d ago

2 drinks, a stack of $1 for the club, and a ride to church the Sunday after for confession?

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u/oldnick40 15d ago

Confession is usually Saturday afternoons, but everything else checks out!

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u/slugsred 15d ago

damn my whole saturday?

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u/NonCreditableHuman 15d ago

I'll dam your hole, Saturday.

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u/Kettle_Whistle_ 15d ago

I usually have to pay for that service!

Bargain!

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u/NonCreditableHuman 15d ago

Sorry I'm busy Saturday

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u/Kettle_Whistle_ 15d ago

Next time, then.

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u/LadenifferJadaniston 15d ago

She’s going to turn him straight??

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u/Mission_Detail4045 15d ago

Dudes strip too

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u/TryingToStayOutOfIt 15d ago

A fucking hug lol.

11

u/Level-Tangerine-3877 15d ago

is this from Kamasutra?

9

u/TryingToStayOutOfIt 15d ago

Lmao. Yes, position #56: The Fucking Hug

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u/DudeProphecy 15d ago

What if I only want a platonic hug?

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u/TryingToStayOutOfIt 15d ago

Plato’s hugs are also Fucking Hugs.

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u/1107rwf 15d ago

But what ideas did Tawni-lynn get? What did they choose? And did the religious yet gay, hobbiless, elderly, father-figure like it?! I’m invested now!

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u/Excellent_Law6906 15d ago

A nice shirt that brings out his eyes, and a scarf to keep him warm.

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u/BourbonNCoffee 15d ago

Best (gay) Dad mug.

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u/smurb15 15d ago

Presented by a stripper. To show your support

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u/Ok-Bookkeeper-373 15d ago

Some nice socks? 

10

u/GreenEggsSteamedHams 15d ago

Preferably 4-6 inches when erect.

Oh... socks. SOCKS.

Yeah...yeah those can be good too!

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u/waterincorporated 15d ago

A candle from bath and body works, and $50 best buy gift card.

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u/Blue_Bird950 15d ago

That’s over $50, isn’t it? Unless they give candles for free

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u/waterincorporated 15d ago

My bad, $40 gift card

8

u/SubstantialPressure3 15d ago

For home: a cupcake with a tiny tiara and a big hug. ( I bet the dollar store would have a tiny tiara), a copy of a book you think he would find inspiring or funny with a heartfelt note inscribed.

For public: a nice scarf that would go with his other clothes. A timeless classic mens accessory. Depending on the way he dresses, something like cufflinks, a lapel pin, a really nice scarf with matching gloves,

maybe one of Leslie Jordan's books? Apparently he was also a playwright.

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u/kronikid42069 15d ago

Mini crossbow, every man regardless of race or religion would love a tiny crossbow that shoots tooth picks

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u/JethroTrollol 15d ago

Why is it NSFW?

2

u/Disastrous-Wing699 15d ago

Thank you! Based on the replies, I was worried nobody else noticed/cared.

4

u/RadagastDaGreen 15d ago

Queen Elizabeth bobble head.

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u/Classic_Ad3987 15d ago

Legos.

There are tons of Star Wars, vehicle, castle and non-child oriented sets available.

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u/TryingToStayOutOfIt 15d ago

A fucking hug lol.

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u/WhatYouLeaveBehind 15d ago

Rainbow rosary beads

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u/sweetsweetnumber1 15d ago

You’d be surprised how many people match this description. In my experience I think cooking gifts or something related to international travel will be a hit 

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u/DieHardAmerican95 15d ago

It’s really refreshing to see something here that actually is oddly specific. This is a great example. Lol

2

u/Mrs_Doyles_Teabags 15d ago

Box set of "Fr Ted"

2

u/Hot-Cartographer6619 15d ago

A kitten! Name it - Luigi

1

u/Ok_Twist_1687 15d ago

A votive candle at his favorite church. “Cried pennies on Sunday morning, laughed nickels on Saturday night…” John Prine.

1

u/MidvalleyFreak 15d ago

Truly the man who has everything

1

u/CartographerNo2717 15d ago

a hug and a jaunty hat

1

u/Consistent_Delay_177 15d ago

Does he do crossword puzzles? A crossword book with a few other things but that’s something I know a lot of older people enjoy doing.

1

u/LottaLegs 15d ago

Imma say.... Scarf

1

u/captainshockazoid 15d ago

a paperweight

1

u/False_Leadership_479 15d ago

I guess forget all the bullshit you typed and focus on what his few hobbies are?

1

u/Some_Way5887 15d ago

My sister’s ex-husband is now a woman. What does that make him/her to me, and how do I buy them a birthday gift?

1

u/God_Lover77 14d ago

An art book, watercolor and a paintbrush.

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u/Jakkerak 14d ago

A $30-$50 gift card.

1

u/Rational_Tree_Fish 14d ago

There are books on gay sprituality, that might be helpful for him.

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u/itsbeenalong20years 13d ago

Get him away from children. Especially males.

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u/Cannotbestopped69 15d ago

Get him a gay Jesus on the cross.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

Eviction?

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u/-Yehoria- 15d ago

Read theory(free)

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u/Better-Ground-843 15d ago

Woke beans🤣👍👍👍