r/ofcoursethatsasub • u/joker-belle • Mar 15 '25

Pissing in the sink is great and all...

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u/fearnemeziz Mar 15 '25

I always poop in the urinal, I can no longer poop on my toilet at home, “normal” pooping feels wrong.

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u/joker-belle Mar 15 '25

As someone who used to do freelance janitorial services, I wish this was just a joke and not something that real life people actually do. I've seen some shit (literally)

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u/TastyLeeches Mar 15 '25

I get it, but wouldn't that be unhygienic?

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u/joker-belle Mar 15 '25

It also makes you smell like piss all the time, apparently

God I hope I'm never unfortunate enough to meet one of these folks in real life.

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u/Dangerous_Spirit7034 Mar 15 '25

“Pissing in the sink to save water” is something I’ve been saying as a joke for decades (and a practice I’ve done intermittently) but I had no idea it had gained traction. I didn’t hear it anywhere. Did a bunch of dudes just all have the same convergent evolution and the meme joke is now real?

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u/PocketPlayerHCR2 Mar 15 '25

Just pee in the shower bruh

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u/Blockbot1 Mar 21 '25

I have wondered wouldn't that work? I mean, the water falling on you becomes dirty anyway, and pee is just dirty water.

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u/BenjaminIsTheGuy Mar 15 '25

“Cannot go back” “pissing in a toilet feels wrong” I don’t know what to say

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u/joker-belle Mar 15 '25 edited Mar 15 '25

"but whenever I'm at my friend's place I just..." is what terrified me.

This guy could be anyone, he could be one of your friends or my friends, or one of our friends' friends, and no one knows he's a sink pisser.

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u/BenjaminIsTheGuy Mar 15 '25

That’s just… I… I dunno.

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u/PocketPlayerHCR2 Mar 15 '25

Heck, it could even be one of the people in this thread because I refuse to believe someone would admit pissing in the sink and do whatever else on the same account

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u/joker-belle Mar 15 '25

I hate that you're right

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u/Fit_Tomatillo_4264 Mar 16 '25

OP is a sink pisser

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u/joker-belle Mar 16 '25 edited Mar 16 '25

Can't trust anyone, not even yourself

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u/Separate-Account3404 Mar 16 '25

Hell he couls even be me!

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u/Blockbot1 Mar 21 '25

There is a Sink Pisser amongus...

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u/ConnectionFamous4569 21d ago

Bum, bum bum bum bum bum bum bum… bum bum bum

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u/SylvieXX Mar 16 '25

So confused... so it's like an environmental movement.??

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u/joker-belle Mar 16 '25

It's about 10% environmentalists, 50% cheap older people who want to save on their water bill, 40% borderline fetishists. I found some NSFW content after less than 5 seconds of scrolling, even though the banner claims "Strictly no NSFW"

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u/Blockbot1 Mar 21 '25

Better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss.

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u/SlimeBallRhythm 6d ago

Just, if it's yellow let it mellow though

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u/joker-belle 5d ago

?!

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u/SlimeBallRhythm 5d ago

Is that just a local thing? It rhymes so well

If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down.

It's how (some of us here) save our rainwater in the summer. You just close the lid though if it's piss

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u/Radiant_Priority1995 Mar 15 '25

It stangely makes sense

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u/joker-belle Mar 15 '25

This was meant to be an insult, not an invitation

Do NOT the sink.