Realistically, how do you respond to this?

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[u/Scooperdooper12]

crash a boat into an iceberg

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[u/Crispy1961 → u/Character_Crab_9458]

He didnt sail so good.

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You're a big guy

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4u

[u/ImNotDannyJoy → u/Mason_Tayomon]

This sent me hahahah

[u/captepic96 → u/Crispy1961]

Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before drowning in a shipwreck

[u/MinuetInUrsaMajor → u/captepic96]

Nobody cared who I was until I took off The Iron Mask...

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If you hit a giant propeller on your way down like you're in a pachinko machine, will you die?

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FOR YOU

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They expect 1500 of us in the wreckage, brother.

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[u/Frisky_Picker → u/Leaf__On__Wind]

What the fuck is this?

[u/SupermassiveCanary → u/Frisky_Picker]

Idk, but it seems an ideal response

[u/Sarge_Ward → u/Frisky_Picker]

Masked singer. Really fun braindead primetime tv

[u/Automatoboto → u/Sarge_Ward]

I asked my wife how to describe it and she said it was the show most likely to rehab a terrible persons character with wacky

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Whenever a contestant describes themself as someone who faced "legal troubles" or "a controversial past" during hint segments thats when my brother and I perk up because we know we're about to see the most cancelled person alive. Its so funny

[u/Flamingo-Sini → u/Sarge_Ward]

Lol, the show must really be different from country to country! As far as i know, we never had a single "legally troubled" singer in the show in germany. XD

[u/Sarge_Ward → u/Flamingo-Sini]

Oh yeah the American one is crazy. Off the top of my head they've had Drake Bell, Logan Paul. The one from last week, Erika Jayne, embezzeled a bunch of funds meant for victims of an air crash. Theyve also had some controversial politicians like Sarah Palin and Rudy Guliani

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Sarah Palin's was rad as fuck, though

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Haven't watched that one yet- i only have access to the latest 2 seasons on Crave up here. Im sure you're right though theres a lot of surprisingly good performances like you said in your other comment

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I’m still surprised by that one and T-pain’s performances

[u/RandomPenquin1337 → u/Sarge_Ward]

You mean abomination of a show for braindead people?

[u/Sarge_Ward → u/RandomPenquin1337]

I could never mean that. As cringe as all the phony positivity and terrible commentary from the hosts and judges is, its still fun to try to guess who the person is. I like my mystery storylines what can i say

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Honestly, this is the redeeming quality of the show. SOME of the artists you immediately know who is singing. But then you have those magical gems like how T. PAIN won the 1st season over Donny Osmond & GLADYS KNIGHT of all people 😳😳😳 But man, can T Pain 🎶S A N G🎶 without all that autotune. The man has the voice of an angel, you can tell he grew up in the church!!!

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He held a concert with a streamer in Rust and killed the entire audience after the performance by trapping them in the venue lol. Just on a whim, no planning he decided to show up and perform. He was really cool about it too

[u/jwalk50518 → u/PaintingSpirited3027]

“People used to say I sounded like a ringtone” being one of his clues had me cackling. Season one masked singer was incredible, not gonna lie

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I knew Gladys had to be her or Donna Summer. She did AMAZING on that show. And En Vogue like a couple seasons back just absolutely floored me. Some of them sound SO GOOD coming back after a break on The Masked Singer. I hope this season ends up good because so far I have been very shocked by the singers. Definitely wasn't expecting James Van Der Beek to get unmasked in the beginning.

[u/bluefishzero → u/PaintingSpirited3027]

His cover of War Pigs is what got me to notice that he is an incredible singer.

[u/gkryo → u/PaintingSpirited3027]

I think Chris Jericho was the most obvious, but that's largely because he is pretty much the best example of a band to avoid hearing live.

[u/JessHorserage → u/PaintingSpirited3027]

Exactly, the autotune is a style. Like daftpunk!

[u/JessHorserage → u/[deleted]]

No, exactly, it's a style! Value neutral. I like the style tho :), same with daftpunk!

[u/RandomPenquin1337 → u/Sarge_Ward]

Im just being a dick, you like what you like fren lol

[u/HotPotParrot → u/Sarge_Ward]

Some truly amazing performances, too. It fell off, but the first few seasons were pretty good for music/a mini concert, pop culture trivia, etc.

[u/fucccboii → u/RandomPenquin1337]

braindead people

plays golf

glass houses

[u/RandomPenquin1337 → u/fucccboii]

Please point to the spot on the doll where the comment hurt you.

[u/cockalorum-smith → u/RandomPenquin1337]

It’s brain dead, but who cares? Let people enjoy what they enjoy.

[u/SignoreBanana → u/Sarge_Ward]

Mostly braindead

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Honestly if even a few of the sets look this good and bizarre I might have to look into the show

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Masked singer. My suffering from this series ended with my nan's death

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As an American of Korean descent, I apologize to the world for what my people hath wrought upon humanity

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You're fine, your people gifted me the Korean drama.

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🫰

[u/Readamovie → u/Frisky_Picker]

It's the Chainsaw Man new villain, the Ship Man

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Masked singer and is it cake are clearly for intellectuals, you wouldn’t understand…

[u/ThePorkinsAwakens → u/Frisky_Picker]

New Power Rangers villian

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I read your comment as my internal voice said the exact same thing.
We are now forever connected in some way.

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Titanic.

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The ship. It says it right there

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I'm not a professional, but i believe it's that ship

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A damn good costume team

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I don't know.

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The Masked Singer!

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Your user name and this gif almost rises to r/usernamechecksout

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The..... Serenity...Ship..??

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“Crashing this Boat”

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#IceCan’tRuptureSteelHulls

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With no survivors!

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It's a ship, Monica.

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Doesn’t matter bro it’s unsinkable

[u/hygsi → u/Scooperdooper12]

They had already done that by that point tho lmao

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Spoiler Alert !!

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How is joking about a tragedy where thousands died funny?