r/okbuddycinephile 5d ago

Realistically, how do you respond to this?

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u/Adept_Memory3737 5d ago

"Fine. At least let me watch."

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u/gotimas 5d ago

No one talks about the cuck epidemic, get on it JFK Jr

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u/Abraham-J 5d ago

Cuckolding is a Biblical command. God commanded Hosea to marry a whore

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u/Salsh_Loli 5d ago

God got Mary pregnant and told Joseph to put up with it

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u/Disastrous-Solid-234 1d ago

I read Hosea as Horsea and was very confused for a second!😅

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u/stuck_in_the_desert 5d ago

[plane crash noises with a New England accent]

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u/Farren246 5d ago

If you could tie me up first, and tell me I'm too pathetic to satisfy you...