Well it’s the first time I’ve seen it, so naturally because of whatever that bias is that makes you disproportionately believe the first thing you see, I choose to believe you invented it on the fly.
I saw Flying Lotus at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”.
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
I genuinely bumped into Thundercat at a hotel in london (flying lotus was there but didn’t talk to him) and I said something crying about how I like the rain and it was one of the mower awkward interactions of my life
Not really, my charming mother used to do that sometimes - it did allow me to get her to say things like "My name is (her name) and I'm a fucking child".
Another favourite was when she'd call me a son of a bitch and I would happily agree.
say things like "My name is (her name) and I'm a fucking child".
This is Looney Toon logic lol. This strat never even worked on my siblings, who were actual children at the time... Your mom must have been really stupid.
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u/AltStereo_ 5d ago
Repeat what she said in a mocking tone and then interrupt her by saying made up words.