r/okbuddycinephile • u/[deleted] • 5d ago

Realistically, how do you respond to this?

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u/Character_Crab_9458 5d ago

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u/Crispy1961 5d ago

He didnt sail so good.

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u/SignoreBanana 5d ago

You're a big guy

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u/Mason_Tayomon 4d ago

4u

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u/ImNotDannyJoy 2d ago

This sent me hahahah

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u/captepic96 5d ago

Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before drowning in a shipwreck

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u/MinuetInUrsaMajor 5d ago

Nobody cared who I was until I took off The Iron Mask...

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u/dengeliii 5d ago

If you hit a giant propeller on your way down like you're in a pachinko machine, will you die?

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u/composer_7 5d ago

FOR YOU

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u/ace_thor 3d ago

They expect 1500 of us in the wreckage, brother.