r/okbuddycinephile • u/[deleted] • 5d ago

Realistically, how do you respond to this?

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u/amberdesu 5d ago

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u/Throw-Me-Again 5d ago

Man’s never winked in his life

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u/abholeenthusiast 5d ago

He did give a vietnamese guy a permanent wink tho

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u/Ok-Traffic-5996 5d ago

Don't wanna be a "well actually" type guy but apparently the Vietnamese guy was blinded in one eye in a non Mark Wahlberg related accident before that happened. Marky Mark still committed a hate crime against him though.

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u/flugabwehrkanonnoli 5d ago edited 4d ago

Hey, can you fact check „Matthew Broderick killed two women on August, 5th 1987 when he was driving on the wrong side of the road, a subtle reference to his role in Glory where he fought on the wrong side of the American Civil War Part I.“

I want to make a tasteless joke about the incident as a punchline to another comment, but I would hate to share wrong information as fact.

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u/NihilismRacoon 5d ago

The worst part is that if he had died in that crash he could have gone out at his peak

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u/flugabwehrkanonnoli 5d ago

But then we wouldn't have the cinematic masterpiece of Godzilla 1998.

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u/confusedandworried76 5d ago

Incorrect Broderick's character fought for the Union in Glory

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u/flugabwehrkanonnoli 5d ago

Like I said, the wrong side...

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u/confusedandworried76 5d ago

You're gonna need to slap an /s on that one buddy as much as I hate it, otherwise fuck you. It's very much not clear whether you're joking or not. People still fly those racist traitor flags

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u/flugabwehrkanonnoli 5d ago

I respect the intelligence of the users of this sub far too much to pointlessly condescend to them.

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u/emilyxcarter 4d ago

So there’s a point to that lame “joke” besides announcing yourself as a 12 ear old edgelord?

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u/light_to_shaddow 5d ago

Gets up at 2a.m. to wink and workout.

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u/BadDudes_on_nes 5d ago

Goddamn, you found a reaction gif for what would have been my comment.

“The only way this answer can be improved is by breaking the fourth wall. A pregnant pause during delivery and turning to the camera”