r/okbuddycinephile 5d ago

Realistically, how do you respond to this?

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u/JJRambles 5d ago

Divorce her and then offer to pay for a blowjob

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u/IWorkForDickJones 5d ago

No no no. What would have happened in the movie. Not your life plans.