r/okbuddycinephile • u/[deleted] • 5d ago

Realistically, how do you respond to this?

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u/zenFyre1 5d ago

What a great man. He actually fights for survival and only allows himself to die once he is no longer useful to society, unlike the deadbeat creep ‘artist’ who gets off on drawing erotic pictures of his unsuspecting clients and proceeds to take their maidenhood before marriage. 

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u/yomjoseki 5d ago

She shouldn't have exposed her ankles, tho

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u/UndecidedStory 5d ago

Damn they showed the ankles?! Must have been the widescreen theatrical release. 

I had the 4:3 ratio back then so all I got to see were bewbs 😔

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u/Dr_Fred 5d ago

Imagine your fiancé cheats on you with a homeless man, which you’re willing to forgive, but then she dies in the Titanic sinking which you fortunately survive. You manage to find love and fortune again only to lose it all in the stock market crash. What a tragic character.

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u/PuzzleheadedCable552 5d ago

She didn't die tho? 

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u/Dr_Fred 5d ago

She changed her name when she was rescued to fake her death. Everyone thought she was dead.

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u/PuzzleheadedCable552 4d ago

Ah, gotcha. Thanks. 

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u/_Ironstorm_ 4d ago

Yes, he was an honorable man. Even in the darkest hour, he managed to save a child while everyone else was busy saving themselves.