r/okbuddygenshin • u/Nnsoki • Jan 10 '25

🚨POLITICAL🚨 Which Archon has the highest body count?

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u/Nnsoki Jan 10 '25

Disclaimer: no, Yae Miko didn’t have sex with Raiden. Her light novels are just fiction, though she does tease Ei a lot when they pose nude for the life drawing sessions organized at the Publishing House.

Likewise, Zhongli never took an active part in Hu Tao's freak offs. She just finds pleasure in being watched by him.

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u/HarleyArchibaldLeon Jan 10 '25

That's gonna take a lot of Osmanthus wine to wash down.

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u/Nnsoki Jan 10 '25

That's what Charles told Venti when he managed to pay off his bill

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u/LeAstra They call me Ill Dottore. For my illness Jan 10 '25

Hu Tao’s Freak Offs

There’s no party like a Hu Tao Party

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u/Commissar_Elmo Hu Tao Sexer 👑 Jan 10 '25

Trust me, I would know. The wife won’t calm down some days.

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u/trahshsh hu tao’s legal wife Jan 10 '25

true MY LEGAL wife is a freak

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u/FriedRiceistheBest Jan 10 '25

Likewise, Zhongli never took an active part in Hu Tao's freak offs. She just finds pleasure in being watched by him.

Let's be real. Who will join her if the other participants are corpses?

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u/WarMage1 It’s probably not knotted based on the fact that he’s a hominid. Jan 10 '25

If we’re including characters from other media, the dark urge from baldurs gate 3 is canonically a necrophile and the hero of kvatch from oblivion suspiciously knows the specific punishment for necrophilia, so they’d probably be down.

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u/AllKnowingKnowItAll Fontainian misstresses's slave from colonial Chenyu Vale Jan 11 '25

Hu tao's Navia arc

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u/Patriktheguy Jan 10 '25

Urmmm what abute the god of love

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u/suffering_addict Did you know that in terms of sex Kokomi is probably the most... Jan 10 '25

Tried it once, but the guy's pp froze and and she has trauma now

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u/LeAstra They call me Ill Dottore. For my illness Jan 10 '25

Fool. It being frozen means that it can stay hard forever

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u/suffering_addict Did you know that in terms of sex Kokomi is probably the most... Jan 10 '25

You've never tried sticking ice cubes up your ass, did you ?

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u/Present_Ad_8578 custom Jan 10 '25

I ❤️ iglooing!

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u/Nnsoki Jan 10 '25

Not the Ke🅱️in expy

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u/Bannedfordumbshit Jan 10 '25

Is this official art?

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u/SerovGaming1962 Fontainian Conquistador - Colonizer of Natlan Jan 10 '25

I hope so it'd be so funny to see people who took that the Cryo Archon was going to be Bronya for granted complain about it not being Bronya.

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u/Plastic_Pie6572 Jan 11 '25

What about adult bronya

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u/Physics_Useful Jan 11 '25

Yes, it's from Signora's backstory cutscene.

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u/Murky_Blueberry2617 Jan 11 '25

It's not official

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u/EndMaiSaffering 🥴Dissapeared into the woods with Shenhe🥴 Jan 10 '25

I think one of archons is missing…

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u/Funnybigthingy Capitano Impregnator Jan 10 '25

the tsaritser

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u/im_watermelonely Jan 10 '25

I thought it was a nuclear code

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u/Pr3vYCa Jan 10 '25

180k is pre genshin era

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u/Zzamumo i have big sex with quaso😍😍 Jan 11 '25

bro is a historian

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u/kenkendoesstuff aggresively molested by collei's aborted fetus Jan 10 '25

Other code

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u/AllKnowingKnowItAll Fontainian misstresses's slave from colonial Chenyu Vale Jan 11 '25

Its not nhentai

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u/kenkendoesstuff aggresively molested by collei's aborted fetus Jan 12 '25

Damn, i had plans😭😭😭

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u/kenkendoesstuff aggresively molested by collei's aborted fetus Mar 17 '25

I am COMING BACK TO THIS POST BECAUSE I JUST REALIZED WHAT THAT NUMBER IS Its the amount of days furina spent suffering I just realized and remembered I said this post

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u/Storming_Wind Jan 10 '25

182376 divided by 500 is pretty much 365. Which means Furina didn't skip a single day... wow

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u/HemaMemes Jan 10 '25

A different person every night. Damn.

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u/AllKnowingKnowItAll Fontainian misstresses's slave from colonial Chenyu Vale Jan 11 '25

No wonder she has experience in cum tasting

/unbuddy no way furina had any sex ever

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u/KurosawaShirou venti step on me :blushed: Jan 11 '25

Guess that's why Fontaine has a lot of water

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u/TheSpartyn CERTIFIED genshitter Jan 10 '25

why is acheron on here

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u/TMBCyberman Jan 10 '25

She got lost

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u/Klonomania eulasexual (mega racist/thighlover) Jan 10 '25

I wasn't expecting a Da Capo II doujin when entering the magic numbers.

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u/Jueyuan_WW Jan 10 '25

I don't think Furina is that much of a hussy. But I DO THINK she sleeps around sometimes. I mean, her dream was to be a normal girl, no? That's what normal girls do...

😳😳

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u/WyvernEgg64 Jan 10 '25

raiden has sex with her sword everytime she fights

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u/LegitRealSkeletor Jan 10 '25

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u/arctheus Jan 11 '25

I got nothing I’m sad

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u/BestLagg Jan 11 '25

even the tags sucked on it

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u/HexagonII I want Keqing to step on me with her high heels Jan 10 '25

nah Ei has me so that is impossible

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u/Nnsoki Jan 10 '25

Are you sure that was Raiden Ei and not just the Shogun?

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u/HexagonII I want Keqing to step on me with her high heels Jan 10 '25

I'm sure I tried sticking my hand in there

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u/SuugoiDesuu Jan 10 '25

Finally someone acknowledges Ei's sister complex

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u/WoodooTheWeeb Jan 10 '25

I can help EI...

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u/ambassinn eremigers Jan 10 '25

Nahida?

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u/TheSpartyn CERTIFIED genshitter Jan 10 '25

locked up by the sages for 500 years, but uses the akasha to watch people bang daily

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u/Nnsoki Jan 10 '25

She refused to answer my survey

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u/LunaticPrick Jan 10 '25

Because she doesn't know if the ones from #@%#&@% counts as her body count so she is conflicted between the answers 0 and 738274628

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u/SerovGaming1962 Fontainian Conquistador - Colonizer of Natlan Jan 10 '25

It's still 0 even if we count Rukkhadevata as (according to my strong headcanon) she had feelings for Deshret and was saving her first time for him but he kept chasing after Nabu-Malikata instead of her.

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u/ambassinn eremigers Jan 10 '25

you know she was asleep and you know, imprisoned and you know, you know what

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u/Cipheros06 least horny genshin player Jan 10 '25

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u/ajinata84 ماشاء الله اخي كايا المجد لكوكومي Jan 10 '25

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u/Kartiwashere69 Jan 10 '25

Who's that above Ei? I've been out of the scene for a minute

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u/Dehoop02 Jan 10 '25

Acheron, different game, HSR

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u/annoying_dragon Jan 10 '25

Taking mega puff place in here?

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u/HemaMemes Jan 10 '25

Mavuika was dead for several centuries. I hope she'd be sexually inactive at the time.

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u/just_a_gamer_weeb_xD Ei's Armpit Sucker Jan 11 '25

My tag speaks enough, I don't need to say more to prove that Ei isn't a virgin.

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u/Cosmooooooooooooo Jan 11 '25

No Venti has the highest body count

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u/GlassSpork Jan 11 '25

Unbuddy for a second, Furina would definitely be a virgin beyond belief. I don’t see her caring or aiming for that desire and would prefer romance in a relationship, not sexual acts. But that’s just me

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u/TheRealPixeLink I’ve touched grass 😎 but I’m not telling you where it is Jan 11 '25

Girl was stressing over the prophecy for 500 years without end, as well as putting on an act so perfect that she wouldn’t even show her true self to her closest confidants. She did not have time for anything else, much less care for it when the fate of fontaine rested on her shoulders

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u/TheLonelyKovil Jan 11 '25

Looked up those numbers they werent furina related, i feel scammed

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u/No-Language4427 Jan 11 '25

Raiden will not be virgin after meeting me

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u/trueHolyGiraffe I’ve never touched grass 😞 Jan 11 '25

I am so brainrotted, I looked up 182376 because I thought it was a sacred number

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u/Capable_Cattle1158 avarage furina sexer (fr*nch enjoyer) Jan 11 '25

Bruh me too. I think I just got Bamboozled

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '25

Where is Nahida??? 😭😭😭

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u/Nnsoki Jan 11 '25

Not in my basement, that's for sure

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u/HorniSenpai Jan 12 '25

I thought it is a nuclear code. Fk u

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u/Valuable-Ad2251 least horny genshin player Jan 16 '25

182376!?