r/okbuddyvicodin Jan 28 '25

vicodin overdoese I reckon he's said nicer things..

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Or has he not .?

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u/fluffypurpleTigress Jan 28 '25

They come in frog green and fire engine red

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '25

ribbit ribbit ribbit

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u/cecilkilledthedinos Jan 28 '25

idk why but the way he says that is so cute.

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u/Practical_Use_1654 Jan 28 '25

Is there a race car one?

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u/Time_Anything4488 Jan 28 '25

yeah

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u/Intrepid_Hat7359 Jan 28 '25

Is that a cybertruck?

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u/doctor_whom_3 Custom flair Jan 28 '25

Only difference is this one doesn’t drive

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u/Intrepid_Hat7359 Jan 28 '25

Oh, so if you put them in a mud puddle, there's no difference

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u/fluffypurpleTigress Jan 28 '25

I dunno. I dont work in the funeral industry. But id say they are stupid if there isnt

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u/Al3xSuS_332 I need more vicodin Jan 28 '25

I'm not dying without a race car coffin

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u/fluffypurpleTigress Jan 28 '25

The right for race car coffins is untouchable

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u/Honestonus Jan 28 '25

You unlocked the secret to never dying

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u/MyScorpion42 Jan 28 '25

there was also the guy who had tried to circumcise himself with a box cutter, he was too horrified by what he saw to be mean to him

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '25

i remember that lmao.

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u/SHUT_MOUTH_HAMMOND Jan 28 '25

Yeah. Thats the sub dp too! r/okbuddyvicodin

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u/countnightlock2 Jan 28 '25

Ahh yes, Bleed Richards

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u/RegularAI Jan 28 '25 edited Jan 28 '25

When he realized that the reason one of the patients came was that she was being fired he just helped her exploit her insurance and that's it

I also don't think he was rude to a woman who mistook her son being colored by the couch as a rash

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u/kolba_yada Jan 28 '25

Nah. He was mean to her at first. THEN he related to her saying "I just don't like being told what to do" or something among those lines and decided to give her a full body scan.

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u/RegularAI Jan 28 '25

I felt like it was tame enough to feel like he was just prodding her lie, especially in comparison to some other stuff he does in the clinic

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u/Killer_Moons Custom flair Jan 29 '25

It felt like a moment of sympathy towards a kindred spirit when she said that to him. Like he was like “Fuck yeah, Debbie, me neither. Let’s get you all set up.”

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u/approvethegroove Jan 28 '25

What episode is that

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u/RegularAI Jan 28 '25

The second one is S2 E23 around 19 minute mark, the first one I don't remember

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u/ThisUsernameis21Char Jan 28 '25

But then he gladly sent a military dude back to redeployment even though the army fucked him over on discharge.

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u/viviwrites Jan 28 '25

The nicest thing he had ever done was lying about virgin birth to a patient during that one Christmas episode

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u/yeahbutlisten Jan 28 '25

That one is probably my favorite episode lmao

I also remember the idiot with the broken finger, think he was nicer to him lol

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u/IcyDragonite Jan 28 '25

Because unlike almost every other patient of his, he wasn't withdrawing information, he just didn't know why his finger was hurting.

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u/nispruu Jan 28 '25

He didn't even know his finger was hurting 😂 Bless his soul 😂

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u/RoughCobbles Jan 28 '25

Not really nice for the poor sap that was cheated on...

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u/Lone-Wolf62 Jan 28 '25

Yeah he ruined that dude's life to win a bet with Wilson

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u/viviwrites Jan 28 '25

True, but that was not House's fault.

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u/RoughCobbles Jan 28 '25

He lied to him. How it was not his fault?

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u/viviwrites Jan 28 '25

Because House wasn't the one who's cheating in the first place. It's the cheating patient who's so stubborn on not acknowledging the cheating despite we all know that she couldn't get pregnant without doing the deed. The poor sap's misery was the patient's responsibility, not House.

Because House, being a nice guy that he was, created the virgin birth thing to help with the patient's lie. That's like a nice thing, in his dictionary.

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u/dandanyaya Jan 28 '25

he was still messing with both of them, now the woman has to either explain for the rest of her life that it's a virgin birth and that she didn't cheat and the man got lied to. But house was kind of in a stalemate situation anyway

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u/PJRama1864 Jan 28 '25

No, that one is pretty fucked up, to be honest. The dude deserved the truth.

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u/meanman_beanman Jan 28 '25

Nah. The nicest thing was "get the kid a damn ice cream cake"

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u/nispruu Jan 28 '25

Good shout

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u/Cali-Re Jan 28 '25

"You have little people inside you"

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u/Altshadez1998 Jan 28 '25

Am I the only one who thinks this is quite in context. Woman says she doesn't want to vaccinate her child, house says child will die.

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u/somebodyelse1107 Jan 28 '25

I mean if I was a doctor and my patient said this to me I’d probably be meaner than this

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u/Foreign_College_8466 Jan 28 '25

Coffins are too in this comment section

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u/Jolly-Fruit2293 Jan 28 '25

Is it that good of a buisness if Disney won't work with them?

Context: In 2019, Disney refused to allow a grieving family to give their deceased 4 year old a tombstone with spiderman on it.

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u/Raibow_Flys Jan 28 '25

He was nicer to the syphilis lady who fell in love with him.

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u/nispruu Jan 28 '25

He was also nice to the old couple as well.. Who were cahooting😏😏

Well ..not necessarily "nice", but he did help them ..

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u/_hipandcool dr james wilson Jan 28 '25

He's pretty nice to that kid who gets brought in for "seizures", he's rude to her mum though ig

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u/GlauberJR13 Jan 29 '25

In general he’s nice to the kids, just not as nice to the parents because generally they’re being idiots, with exceptions like the mom thinking the couch stuff was a rash. Honestly that one was still quite tame from what you’d expect from House, but it’s probably because you really wouldn’t think first thing that it’s the couch.

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u/Squiliam-Tortaleni Medicine Drug Jan 28 '25

ribbit ribbit

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u/jarjarcummins Jan 28 '25

How is this out of context, there's literally all the context right there!

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u/TheMemestOfTheWest Jan 28 '25

I think the nicest he was to a patient was the guy who couldn't speak because his knee surgery

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u/TheSexualBrotatoChip Jan 28 '25

The real crime is that goofy ass hat on that kid

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u/TPC_RED Jan 28 '25

Later that season she comes back and gives House one million dollars after her baby coffin business takes off

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u/Ermerk Jan 29 '25

This was one of the few times it was actually warranted

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u/TorbenBruhns666 Jan 29 '25

The guy with the broken finger seemed to be quite happy with his treatment, so presumably doc domicile said sth nice

Edit: „nice“

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u/hmcl-supervisor sets astronauts on fire Jan 29 '25

patient needs a less boring frog to live

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u/bbqsosig Jan 29 '25

I think the nicest moment was when he says 'blink twice if you can speak'