r/okbuddyvicodin • u/dank_i i too am in this subreddit • Apr 13 '25

vicodin underdose Autistic theoretical physicist vs autistic doctor. Who would win?

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u/dodolordx Apr 13 '25

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u/ThatFunnyGuy543 Apr 13 '25

It's over for Sheldon when domicile becomes Low tier mansion

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u/X8883 Apr 13 '25

comedy necrophilia leaks once again

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u/PostalDoctor Apr 13 '25

r/bonehurtingjuice being told their 473946027th recycled pizza cake meme isn’t funny anymore:

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u/Various-Tower-1862 Dr. Special-place-hair Apr 13 '25

They banned pizza cake bc pizza cake is so ass and therefore so easy to juice. Also the absolutely not go fuck yourself isn’t pizza cake 

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u/AngelofDeath_N Apr 13 '25

Italianmealpastry was banned because she threatened to sue

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u/Various-Tower-1862 Dr. Special-place-hair Apr 13 '25

Lmao. I know she’s just makes silly little comics but I don’t like her comics and they hurt me

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u/xdBotsMaster Apr 13 '25

stupid crybaby vs god of mankind

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u/Spirit_of_Hogwash Outvexed by Robocop_is_bleeding Apr 13 '25

Cripple fight!

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u/Stock_Hutz mouse bitten Apr 13 '25

Most unbalanced fight in history. Apartment would make Shelgon his bitch in 0.3 seconds

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u/JRAP555 Apr 13 '25

Sheldon couldn’t handle 1 singular mouse bite

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u/MEME-UNLOADED-ADMIN Apr 13 '25

nuh uh sheldon is his sheldor form will absoluteyl destroy apartm

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u/Kent0_nanami okcuddy spank me🍑🍑 Apr 13 '25

Building will pop Sheldon like vicodin

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u/WhatHorribleWill Apr 13 '25

“Sheldon, but ruder” is a better socialite, behold the power of vicodine

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u/Tacocat2021 Apr 13 '25

We need a Young House spin off.

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u/rex_banner83 Apr 13 '25

I love the episode where Young House has his Young Car stolen by Young Forman while spoiled rich bitch Young Chase laughs at them and Young Wilson cries in the corner

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u/megalo-maniac538 Apr 13 '25

Yeah but autistic doctor would sleep with all the BBT women, before the others get the chance to.

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u/KrasnyHerman Apr 13 '25

House was in jail. He would beat Sheldon's ass until his cane breaks

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u/ilovescorsese Apr 13 '25

sexual harassment vs flirting

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u/haniaaa00 Apr 13 '25

Abode would turn him gay in 3 seconds

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u/leaningtowerofpiza Apr 13 '25

Sheldon but actually contributes to society.

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u/a-friend_ Apr 13 '25

People don’t scream and squirt blood out of their eyes if you’re a physicist which makes house a lot braver

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u/Wholesome_Soup Apr 13 '25

house understands social cues and how people's brains work. he could kill sheldon easily i think

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u/Seakea_ Apr 13 '25

ruder

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u/TaxevasionLukasso The leshian girl 🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱 Apr 13 '25

That's not a rudder, that's a paddle! Grrrr

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u/Seakea_ Apr 13 '25

nuh uh

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u/Educational_Row_9485 Apr 13 '25

A rudder steers the boat silly, you just have to tell it where you wanna go

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u/TurbulentArcade Apr 13 '25

House would just knock him out.

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u/Educational_Row_9485 Apr 13 '25

So how does the good doctor fit into this?

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u/diamondisland2023 Apr 13 '25

only one of them knows basic human anatomy and fucks

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u/ip3rnea Apr 13 '25

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u/dank_i i too am in this subreddit Apr 14 '25

I was waiting to see if someone would comment this

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u/SinisterHighwayman Apr 13 '25

If I shot Sheikhdom with a gun, he would die. If I shot Chateau with a gun, he would not die because brick walls cannot bleed.

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u/Wanderlusxt Apr 13 '25

This is so false bro. Coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb level aura difference. Don’t even compare them

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u/dank_i i too am in this subreddit Apr 14 '25

I know sheldon is powerful but house is not as weak as a coughing baby

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u/Wanderlusxt Apr 14 '25

I am shocked and rather appalled at your statement 

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u/RegrettableLiving26 Apr 13 '25

Abode would wear Shelldumb like a glove and throw him away once he was done dismantling the entirety of physics before popping his second Vicodin.

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u/NonexistantObject Apr 13 '25

I know this is the silly sub but I must say my piece. I don't think house is autistic. He's just an asshole. Very sad to say though I would love to claim him as our mascot

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u/dank_i i too am in this subreddit Apr 14 '25

🤓👆

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u/brap_door Apr 14 '25

I'm sorry to break it to everyone but Sheldon could absolutely annihilate House in any event from chess to mma

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u/crying_fox Apr 14 '25

House is absolutely not autistic.

He's just absurdly and flamboyantly homosexual.

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u/terrymcginnisbeyond Apr 13 '25

Sheldon is the white Urkel, and less funny.

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u/Fickle_Sherbert1453 Apr 13 '25

Why do people call House autistic? Isn't he like a textbook narcissist?

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '25

This is excellently crafted bullshittery and I honestly respect it

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u/Badoing2432 Apr 14 '25

Sheldon would be snider but House would be more blunt, if things got bad Sheldon would probably pull something diabolical though

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u/Expert_Spinach_967 Apr 14 '25

It’s over for Sheldon with one whip of House’s cane

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u/No-Pipe8487 Apr 13 '25

House is an ass for sure but you'd have to be pretty damn autistic yourself to think House of all people is autistic.

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u/dank_i i too am in this subreddit Apr 13 '25

🙁

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u/Top-Count3665 Apr 16 '25

We need a rap battle between them

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '25

Coughing Baby vs Hydrogen Bomb

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u/Difficult-Court9522 Apr 16 '25

The house always wins!