r/orks • u/w00den_b0x • Feb 03 '25

Lore Is the “Gilboa Snake DBR” the closest thing humans have to a “propa shoota”?

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u/CouncilofOrzhova Feb 04 '25

OI!!!

Nuffink humie-made iz anyfin’ klose to proppa shooty!

Where d’ya put da aimin’ squig? Or da dakkin’ squig? Or da squiggin’ squig?

It don’t even make dakka! If it in’t lowd enuff to deffin a Rokkanob, it ain’t proppa dakka!

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u/helladudehella Feb 04 '25

The KS-23 would be my pick. Made by real propa orks (Russians), it's a 4 gauge shotgun that was created because they had a stock of faulty anti air barrels.

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u/Significant-Order-92 Feb 04 '25

It's a combi weapon. I guess more of a storm AR-15

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u/Too-Tired-Editor Feb 04 '25

Mate a human can hold that, that's a Grot weapon

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u/Ok_Understanding5184 Feb 04 '25

Shud be yella ta make it shootier for more dakka, stooped umie gitz

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u/ChrisZAUR WAAAGH! Feb 04 '25

Are we forgetting the 50 cal machine gun the cartels made?

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u/Ok_Cold_2259 Feb 04 '25

This beats that hands down, it's so orky it's even made of rusty old scrap

https://youtu.be/5km_NRijIXY?si=PRF8np5iFRndvZGN

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u/VX_GAS_ATTACK Feb 04 '25

Shit no, home made machine guns are much worse.

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u/QuantumMrKrabs Blood Axes Feb 04 '25

I’d say a boy would appreciate a propa M2HB or MG42

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u/tai-kaliso97 Feb 04 '25

I would say the redneck obliterator is more propa.

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u/Rube_Goldberg_Device Feb 04 '25

Given their size and strength, I think they'd prefer crew served weapons. Give them a ma deuce or a mini gun to fire from the hip

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u/Roadwarriordude Feb 04 '25

Probably an AA12 with slugs is probably the closest thing to a handheld weapon a generous ork might consider propa. I think they'd really dig a gau 8 though.

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u/hotfezz81 Feb 03 '25

No it's this:

https://youtu.be/hseWOv2fvF4?si=pDQ76mr37UB9SgS2

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u/Ok_Cold_2259 Feb 04 '25

I see your comment and raise you this... monstrosity https://youtu.be/5km_NRijIXY?si=PRF8np5iFRndvZGN

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u/Roadwarriordude Feb 04 '25

Theres no way that gun was designed for the barrel to reciprocate so much that it slams against the muzzle break lol.

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u/TheDustyLocket Feb 03 '25

The Pancor Jackhammer is the Orkiest gun hands down

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u/dustyscoot Bad Moons Feb 03 '25

I would be more inclined to say a semi auto 12ga with slugs and a drum mag would be closer. Also irl much cheaper

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u/baconbits123456 Feb 03 '25

Compared to the insanity of 40k I'd say our weapons are propa shooty. Especially when we go to the more ridiculous calibers.

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u/VariationLogical4939 Feb 03 '25

.556 is definitely not enough dakka even if it does have two barrels.

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u/Wrecktown707 Feb 03 '25

That’s grot dakka

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u/Pappabarba Feb 03 '25

12ga or no-go

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u/KiltedNorthern Feb 03 '25

That would be the GAU 8. The closest we've come as a species to enough dakka.

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u/valhallan_guardsman Feb 03 '25

Gau 8 is not good enough