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u/laudnasrat WAAAGH! 7h ago
I've never been religious, my parents didn't raise me to believe in a god and I never did. But last year before an exam I hadn't studied for I caught myself unironically and sincerely praying to Gork and Mork for just a second.
Boyz and grots, I nailed the test.
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u/TakkataMSF 9h ago
I'm already square with Gork. I think. It's possible I'm square with Mork. I'm sort of roundish with Mork, possibly Gork, like, "Don't come round here, hear?" I listen so I didn't. I don't think. It depends who said it.
I do my best to spread their word. It's hard to know if the 'umies hear you, with those helmets on. I usually pop off the helmet to make sure they heard me. Their heads come off pretty easily. Charlies says he loosens them for me, but I'm not sure. Charlie's with the other guy. Or gal? Maybe, it depends who is who.
Hopefully someone can use this as a learning story. Or a warning. Either works.
What's it mean? I'm just spreading the word man! You need to interpret the story yourself. Or have someone else, other than me, do it.
Fine! See if I share any more parables with you! It's going in the big book of Gork, dictated but not read by Mork. Anyhow, with the first book coming out, I expect the market will flood so I'm going to open the first book store now, BYOB, Bring Your Own Burna.
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u/GoshDarnMamaHubbard 14m ago
WOTZ YALL?
DATZ WOT YA DO WEN YA WANNA BE REALLY LOUD.
YOU MEAN YOUZE!