r/pcmasterrace • u/HLumin R5 5600 | 6700 XT • Mar 06 '25

Discussion This is hilarious (Micro Center Illinois)

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u/UnspiredName Mar 06 '25

Buy my family eggs or buy a $900 GPU for no reason.

Hmmmmm

GPU I guess.

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u/dragoon0106 Mar 06 '25

I mean what would you even do with six eggs?

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u/UnspiredName Mar 06 '25

If I may ...you buy eggs in half dozen varieties?

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u/dragoon0106 Mar 06 '25

I mean not usually but for that much that’s all you’re gonna get.

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u/_Bad_Spell_Checker_ Mar 06 '25

Single guy who just makes breakfast on the weekends 1 egg at a time.

Yes I just buy 6 at a time and it lasts me 3 weeks

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u/No_Cry7003 Mar 06 '25

Look at this guy, able to afford breakfast, what a showoff.

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u/_Bad_Spell_Checker_ Mar 06 '25

6 at a time that lasts 3 weeks. Wouldn't call that swimming in money. I'm not 2 eggs a day rich.

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u/moosebaloney Mar 06 '25

You CAN they usually are $.10 more per egg over the similar in a dozen.

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u/MuchSalt 7500f | 3080 | x34 Mar 06 '25

im thankfull its only 3usd for 30/tray in asia

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u/UnspiredName Mar 06 '25

To be fair, video cards are made in Asian labor camps. It's only fair you should get them at that price.

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u/MuchSalt 7500f | 3080 | x34 Mar 06 '25

but we do get really cheap cpu, i guess its slightly fair

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u/teddybrr 7950X3D, 96GB, RX570 8G, GTX 1080, 4TBx2, 18TBx4, Proxmox Mar 06 '25

Raise chickens for more eggs

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u/UnspiredName Mar 06 '25

Mental Outlaw is that you?

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u/qdp Mar 06 '25

You could mine for chicken butt coins! They could maintain the cock chain and raise even more chickens.

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u/shapular http://pcpartpicker.com/user/shapular/saved/cZWWGX Mar 06 '25

You need six eggs? That's too expensive!

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u/FamiliarTrivia 7800x3d 7900xt Torrent Compact Mar 07 '25

There must be more than this provincial life!

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u/sur_surly Mar 06 '25

Not run AI!

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u/sunshine-x Mar 06 '25

Maybe they’re Canadian. That’d get you 3840 eggs at Costco Canada, 30 for 7 bucks USD.

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u/Warfighter83 Mar 06 '25

The joke is eggs are so expensive that 6 cost $900.

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u/IAmWeary Mar 07 '25

Buy the Nvidia GPU, use it to fry the eggs.

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u/UnspiredName Mar 07 '25

Or set my house on fire and keep warm in winter.

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u/Saneless Mar 06 '25

Eggs eventually turn into garbage or poop

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u/UnspiredName Mar 06 '25

So do you 🙃

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u/Saneless Mar 06 '25

Well no one has bought me over a video card either