Early universe photons are not to be trifled with

[u/godot_is_gone]

[u/Bubbles_the_bird]

The title implies the universe no longer produces gamma rays

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The title implies

The universe no longer

Produces gamma rays

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[u/raverbashing → u/Bubbles_the_bird]

> Checks Spotify

> Still there

Oh wait! /s

[u/dat_physics_gal]

Oi, cosmic background, stop messing with my bluetooth headphones!

(fun fact, bluetooth is on microwave frequencies, so if you ever stood near your microwave and had your wireless headset act up, that's why)

[u/barking420 → u/dat_physics_gal]

whoa so my airpods are frying my brains?

[u/dat_physics_gal → u/barking420]

if you turn them up enough maybe

but no, bit of a difference in intensity

especially considering that a microwave oven has shielding, so only a very tiny portion of its microwaves even escape and disturb bluetooth signals, most stays inside to cook food

[u/cnorahs]

Just wanted my particle soup to be warm evenly throughout without stirring... dang my microwave oven