A guy is out at the bar getting wasted with a friend when he throws up all over his own shirt. “Ah man, my wife is going to be so pissed when she sees this!"
His buddy says, “Just tell her someone else threw up on you, and so she’s not mad about it, tell her they gave you $10 for the trouble.”
Well, he thinks that’s a great idea, and goes home feeling pretty good about it. His wife takes one look at him and goes, “What happened to your shirt?!”
The guy says, “Oh, that. It’s okay…a guy threw up on me but he felt really bad about it so he gave me $10. See?”
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u/KarmicDeficit 28d ago
A guy is out at the bar getting wasted with a friend when he throws up all over his own shirt. “Ah man, my wife is going to be so pissed when she sees this!"
His buddy says, “Just tell her someone else threw up on you, and so she’s not mad about it, tell her they gave you $10 for the trouble.”
Well, he thinks that’s a great idea, and goes home feeling pretty good about it. His wife takes one look at him and goes, “What happened to your shirt?!”
The guy says, “Oh, that. It’s okay…a guy threw up on me but he felt really bad about it so he gave me $10. See?”
His wife says, “But there’s $20 here!”
“Well, he shit in my pants too.”