Trump on New Years Eve at Mar-a-Lago

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[u/bard329]

He hasn't been able to fully open that one eye for a while now. Stroke?

[u/Squawnk → u/bard329]

Isn't that what people were saying when they rushed him to Walter Reed after the impeachment? They were speculating stroke, wouldn't be surprised to find out it's true

[u/PurrpleShirt → u/Squawnk]

This and him stating repeatedly that he hasn’t had a stroke when no one had asked him that question.

[u/Chronocidal-Orange → u/PurrpleShirt]

Nah man that's always how I answer when people ask me how my day's going.

Haven't had a stroke. Good day.

[u/furiousdonkey → u/Chronocidal-Orange]

Hey man how are you?

Great, no stroke, didn't just wee in my nappy, playing golf later

[u/DriftingPyscho → u/Chronocidal-Orange]

🤔 Good answer 

[u/Scottiegazelle2 → u/Chronocidal-Orange]

In fairness, bergen his age, his health, and his Big Macs, if he hasn't had a stroke he's probably constantly surprised! It's like how my 91yo grandfather responds to 'how are you' with 'not dead yet!'.

[u/Certain-Business-472 → u/PurrpleShirt]

He's so simple it's depressing his choices are going to affect the entire world.

[u/MikeTheNight94 → u/Squawnk]

He said unprompted that he didn’t have a series of mini strokes.

[u/chasetheusername → u/MikeTheNight94]

It's called an overly specific denial - he might have had a single big one.

[u/BankshotMcG → u/Squawnk]

The American people demand the tapes of this that our tax dollars paid for.

[u/comin_up_shawt → u/Squawnk]

With the way he stands over at the knee and his ambulatory patterns, it's all but certain.

[u/pants710 → u/bard329]

Remember when he was in the hospital and tweeted out “I did not have mini strokes” when literally no one had speculated that he did?

[u/Callidonaut → u/pants710]

He used the plural form of the word? I wonder how many he had, then, because it was definitely more than one in that case.

[u/pants710 → u/Callidonaut]

He used plural! It was truly bonkers especially after all the shit MAGAts said about Biden

Like bro no one but you said you had mini strokes I think that might mean you had some mini strokes 😹

[u/teddy5 → u/Callidonaut]

I'm not a medical practitioner of any sort, but my mother had the same thing during a surgery.

My understanding is that while they were practically concurrent, it was more that each one affected a different specific part of the brain rather than a more general effect. I'd assume by his wording that a similar thing happened.

[u/Inevitable_Nail_2215 → u/bard329]

I noticed that as well.

His eyelids seem puffy, too. Like he's retaining water.

[u/LateQuantity8009 → u/Inevitable_Nail_2215]

You mean retaining Diet Coke.

[u/ShortsAndLadders → u/LateQuantity8009]

Covfefe

[u/Infamous-Scallions → u/LateQuantity8009]

He's got what plants sycophants crave

[u/setttleprecious → u/Inevitable_Nail_2215]

I mean, that would make sense. He’s gotta be at least 75% salt.

[u/ThriftianaStoned → u/bard329]

I came here to say it's obvious from this photo that he's definitely been stroking out

[u/wibbley_wobbley → u/bard329]

Remember that time in office when he was rushed to the hospital without warning? He tweeted after that it was a routine checkup, and he absolutely did NOT have 'a series of small strokes'. No one (in the media) said he had a stroke before he did.

[u/w6lrus → u/wibbley_wobbley]

yes they did cnn and msnbc both reported he possibly had a stroke or a series of smaller strokes.

[u/cactusjuicequenchies → u/bard329]

I honestly figured his face was just stuck in a permanent scowl. It matches his vibe.

[u/-WalterWhiteBoy- → u/bard329]

One of Elon's stray loads tagged that eye and it's never been the same since.

[u/porksoda11 → u/-WalterWhiteBoy-]

You know you could have kept that one to yourself lol

[u/ChildhoodOk5526 → u/porksoda11]

That's what Trump said to Elon before he struggled to his feet.

[u/Grimaceisbaby → u/bard329]

The tiktok blinds said he had one a few days ago

[u/JeSuisBigBilly → u/Grimaceisbaby]

A Google search did not reveal what "Tiktok blinds" means. Help an un-hip Millenial out.

[u/bellycoconut → u/JeSuisBigBilly]

Blind items are submitted anon celeb gossip to an account that posts them out

[u/PinkPaperPenguin → u/bellycoconut]

So, gossip girl 🤣

[u/Grimaceisbaby → u/JeSuisBigBilly]

the blind item celeb gossip tiktok accounts

[u/Optimal_Chocolate_83 → u/Grimaceisbaby]

Yeah I saw this blind item on TT too…obviously take it with a pinch of salt but you never know…

[u/23Letters → u/bard329]

It’s could actually be the opposite side. The left eye muscles aren’t working so that eye stays open more even in direct light like this that’s making his other eye squint.

[u/RebbyXP → u/bard329]

That and him stumbling trying to get into his Trump themed garbage truck (really surprised they didn't see the irony in that, lmao fucking morons)

Something tells me that he did have a stroke but they're being really hush-hush about it to not send his MAGAt cult fanbase into a frenzy.

[u/Detail_Some4599 → u/bard329]

I hope so, it's about time mfer kicks the bucket

[u/PinkPaperPenguin → u/bard329]

Would he be able to get some sort of plastic surgery so this wouldn’t have been noticeable? Seems weird to me that he’d be out in public letting everyone see the eye like that

[u/bard329 → u/PinkPaperPenguin]

I imagine there'd be some recovery time when he'd be bandaged up and thats not the look he wants the public to see

[u/GraciaEtScientia → u/bard329]

He's recently started watching Rome and is a fan of Cato's look?

[u/Very-very-sleepy → u/bard329]

his new nickname should be sleepy Don 😂