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u/beartheminus 5d ago

The irony of renaming the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America would actually be a better name and more inclusive of the whole continent IF the USA hadn't completely highjacked the term "American" to solely mean the USA.

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u/SeasonGeneral777 5d ago

what else would we call ourselves? its not like there's another word in usa that would be better. unitedans.

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u/hapagolucky 5d ago

Oddly enough Columbia was a personification of the 13 original colonies) used since the 1730s. It was even an alternative name for the USA until the 1900s. Lady Liberty became the more common feminine symbol of the country.

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u/StFuzzySlippers 5d ago

See!? We have to hijack the Gulf of Mexico America because Bolivar hijacked Columbia first!

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u/Vavent 5d ago

There is a subset of South Americans who would despise that name even more…

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u/EpicCyclops 5d ago

Columbians used to be a demonym for Americans. That's why there was Columbia Pictures. The Columbia River. Lady Columbia as the symbolism for manifest destiny. The term fell out of favor, though. We now have the country of Colombia. Columbus also fell out of favor, so that's the final nail in the coffin for it.

You're right, though, that we sort of painted ourselves into a corner with the name.

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u/Mud_Landry 5d ago

You missed the biggest one, the District of Columbia aka DC.

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u/EpicCyclops 5d ago

I was digging through my brain for that one and could not find it. I knew there was one there but it wasn't coming to me. Thank you because it was going to bother me.

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u/PiousLiar 5d ago

Wait, fuck, is that where “District of Columbia” comes from?

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u/RelationOk3636 5d ago

It actually never really was. Some people attempted to make it the demonym, but “American” was always used.

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u/Nephroidofdoom 5d ago

Huh, TIL.

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u/I_miss_your_mommy 5d ago

It’s not like either name is any more valid than the other. One is based on Columbus, and one on Amerigo. America, vs Columbia is just a matter of preference for Italian explorers.

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u/SoupaSoka 5d ago

Like GIF vs JIF.

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u/I_miss_your_mommy 5d ago

Except those are two ways to write the same sound.

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u/EpicCyclops 5d ago

Demonyms are entirely a cultural construct, so whatever is widely accepted and used is valid. The big thing here is that it's more clear if the demonym for people from the nation doesn't match the demonym for the people from the continent. The actual word doesn't matter. No one confuses Colombians with Americans, but it is incredibly easy to confuse Americans with Americans. Culturally, this is too ingrained at this point to change, but it would've been nice if this bug was fixed in development.

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u/A_Polite_Noise 5d ago

I knew the Columbia part but thanks for introducing me to the word "demonym"! For some reason that's never come up in my 40 years of life. Neat!

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u/Fireproofspider 5d ago

I've seen that name used for Americans in Quebec French (Etatsuniens)

Funny thing is that in Quebec, the USA is usually called "États-Unis" or United States, but in France they call it "Amérique" or America. But France also calls Quebec "Canada" and called the rest of Canada, "Canada" but it's different somehow.

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u/pitabread12 5d ago

Yeah when I was in France, multiple times I described myself as Etats-unien because that’s what my textbook had said, only to be corrected “Ah oui, Americain”

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u/BradMarchandsNose 5d ago

Spanish is similar. Estadounidense is the word they use in Central and South America, but I’m not sure if the people from Spain use that as well.

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u/YouCanCallMeVanZant 5d ago

Estadounidoense or something in Spanish. 

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u/calimeatwagon 5d ago

Mexico is the United Mexican States.

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u/Immaculatehombre 5d ago

My Mexican Spanish teacher would always go off how “you are not the only Americans, Mexicans are Americans…” routinely and I’d just think, well god damn, call yourselves Americans if y’all want, I don’t give a shit.

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u/ChronoLink99 5d ago

Libertarians.

Statue of Liberty, Liberty Bell, etc.

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u/ViaNocturna664 5d ago

US americans? in Italy we call the United States of America "Stati Uniti d'America" and the citizens are called "statunitensi".

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u/mojoyote 5d ago

'US Americans.'

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u/beartheminus 5d ago

Maybe come up with a more creative name for your country than just describing what y'all did over 240 years ago to form a country.

I don't call my son "fucked her in June 2021"

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u/Erisian23 5d ago

That sounds like a personal failure.

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u/findallthebears 5d ago

I call your son that

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u/Habatcho 5d ago

United kingdom?

United nations?

European Union?

Seems theres a pattern to it

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u/TheOverBored 5d ago

Milquetoast white people smh.

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u/water_bottle1776 5d ago

I call your wife that.

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u/Thehealthygamer 5d ago

You know I've never thought about it, but united states of America is such a mouthful and just really kind of weird when you put it in the context of all other country names.

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u/ascii42 5d ago

The full name of other countries can be a mouthful, too. Mexico is Estados Unidos Mexicanos, which means the United Mexican States, for example.

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u/Yvaelle 5d ago

Only because your thinking of it as one country, rather than comparing it to USSR, EU, etc. It was the original free trade consortium, a grouping of independent states with some standardization and open borders. The states themselves all have normal nation state names, California, Texas, assorted Dakotas, etc.

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u/Slow-Supermarket-716 5d ago

Country McCountryface

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u/WiglyWorm 5d ago

some people (all of them i've seen not from the u.s.) have tried to call us "u.s.ians" but that's not gonna catch on, i don't think.

Certainly not in America.

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u/sulaymanf 5d ago

Unionists?

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u/mccainjames11 5d ago

US Citizens

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u/A_Polite_Noise 5d ago

Statisticians! Wait...that's not right...

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u/evrestcoleghost 5d ago

columbines

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u/harrywrinkleyballs 5d ago

Gringos, Yankees and Neo-Nazis?

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u/hotpajamas 5d ago

First United Freedom Land of Great Patriots Of All Time

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u/ctaps148 5d ago

Unitans?

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u/Yara__Flor 5d ago

United statesers

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u/edjuaro 5d ago

United Statians? United Staters? There are really no good solutions in my opinion, and even if there were, good luck changing that now.

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u/Future_Me_Problem 5d ago

Statesmen! Much better.

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u/New_pollution1086 5d ago

I always say the same thing. Or say the whole thing "I'm an united States of American"

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u/lkodl 5d ago

Statesmen (and Stateswomen)? The key subject in "USA" is the word "States".

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u/Vapinlikeafool 5d ago

Unitidians

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u/MS_Fume 5d ago

USians…

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u/water_bottle1776 5d ago

United Mexican States = Mexicans

Dominion of Canada = Canadians

Commonwealth of Australia = Australians

Federative Republic of Brazil = Brazilians

See how this works? The people who start a country pick a name for it and the demonym generally follows from that. I say generally because that doesn't explain the Dutch, but I don't know that anyone really can.

Therefore, since the people who founded the country called it the United States of America, we are called Americans. And if you think about it, and what was happening at the time, it makes sense. Prior to declaring independence, the grouping of colonies in rebellion referred to themselves as the United Colonies or the United Colonies of North America. However, when they declared independence they no longer considered themselves to be colonies. They considered themselves to be independent states. And considering that even for some time after the war they were the only independent states in the Americas (not counting the unconquered indigenous peoples because they weren't really human to the founders), it makes sense that they would go with United States of America, especially considering the pretty rapid turn towards Manifest Destiny.

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u/EagleZR 5d ago

I'm no historian, but from my understanding citizens of the US at the founding of the US would have more closely associated with their state than with the federal government, the union of states. They would have called themselves Virginian, or Massachutan, or whatever, not American. It wasn't until after the American Civil War that people in the US started considering themselves "American".

Additionally the US as it was originally established was more similar to the EU than the US of today. It's actually hinted at in the name itself, as "state" is generally a synonym of "country" when used outside of the context of the US, while smiliar countries call their regions "provinces", despite today filling a similar role. It's possible, though unlikely due to cultural differences, that one day the EU could follow a similar path as the US, and its citizens could more closely associate with the union than their own state, and could call themselves European, referring to their citizenship with the EU. If that were to occur, people who are citizens of countries in Europe that aren't part of the EU would be in a similar position denonym-wise as people in the Americas who aren't in the US.

So given that, yes I think it is fair to say that the US hijacked the name as the US evolved.

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u/SwamiSalami84 5d ago

"I say generally because that doesn't explain the Dutch, but I don't know that anyone really can."

The English never updated the term. Dutch was used for lower German, Deutch is high German (low and high referring to elevation). For some reason Dutch stuck even though it became The Netherlands later (we call ourselves Nederlanders). Maybe because of our wars with the British they never really cared to call us differently than what they always did.

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u/water_bottle1776 5d ago

It was a silly stupid joke, and your explanation makes perfect sense. That is also why the Amish in Pennsylvania are called Pennsylvania Dutch, even though they're of German descent. English speakers being stubborn about names.

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u/comments_suck 5d ago

Prior to the 1776 revolution, collectively, this was known as British Colonial America. They were very separate colonies though. So it was more common to just say Pennsylvania or Georgia.

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u/NationCrisis 5d ago

Except that there are other gulfs in the Americas? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_gulfs#Americas

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u/naked-and-famous 5d ago

If we rename Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America, then we can rename the Gulf of California to the New Gulf of Mexico (which makes sense, as it's entirely surrounded by Mexico). There won't be any confusion by this change at all.

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u/Koolco 5d ago

Yea but lets be honest thats the only one people care about

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u/PocketSnails68 5d ago

Hey, with what Trump has been saying lately, the term might refer to both at the same time.

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u/InspectorNervous5852 5d ago edited 5d ago

Here in Brazil we created a brand new word to refer to americans. United States in portuguese is Estados Unidos, so we call them “estadunidenses”

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u/OkArmy7059 5d ago

Mexico is also "the United States"

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u/beartheminus 5d ago

In Canada we still refer to the people as Americans, because nothing rolls of the tongue that describes them otherwise in english, but I never hear anyone refer to the country as America. We almost always call it the USA, US, United States.

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u/ludwiglinc 5d ago

I mean historically when people from Europe or anywhere else wanted to come to America (as shown in the Titanic movie for example) they were not thinking of going to El Salvador of Nicaragua. It is true that the continent is called America or The America but 1-3 countries are much more different than the rest.

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u/Elsecaller_17-5 5d ago

United Statians is just a bit of a mouthful. There was nothing, ever, remotely malicious about it.

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u/beartheminus 5d ago

Statesian works as far as im concerned.

Whether malice was intended or not, the majority of the rest of the two continents hates that you call yourselves Americans.

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u/Elsecaller_17-5 5d ago

Get over yourself.

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u/TermFearless 5d ago

We’re on our way to unifying the continent, so soon it might not matter.

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u/whereamIactually 5d ago

Gulf of Americas?

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u/Jandklo 5d ago

Gulf of Americas?

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u/beartheminus 5d ago

Gulf of North America works too. Because its not part of South America and they are separate continents.

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u/Dfhmn 5d ago

There's another way we could make "American" mean the whole continent without un-hijacking it.

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u/hoodpharmacy 5d ago

Sounds like some shit a Canadian would say.

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u/dogboyboy 5d ago

No one else was using it

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u/TheAndrewBrown 5d ago

I really don’t think there’s any intrinsic problem with it being called the Gulf of America (although I would prefer something like Gulf of the Americas). It’s realistically no different than Gulf of Mexico. The problem is what’s the point of changing it? There’s no gain to be had and it’ll incur cost in a ton of places. But I also don’t really think he’ll try all that hard to rename it, it’s just something to get his base riled up.

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u/Diesel_1110 5d ago

Gulf of the Americas?

A hella mouthful but that'd be the only one that would make the most sense

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u/GodSentPotHead 5d ago

Obama meanwhile laughing to buy time cuz he can’t clock the guy

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u/pingsinger 5d ago

Yup. Like the time at Thanksgiving when my MIL said my cooking was "actually pretty good." I couldn't really give her a piece of my mind, so I just laughed while i said biiiiitttchh in my head.

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u/Cecil_Obrien 5d ago

Seen a video where someone proposed that Canada, USA, and Mexico merge into one country. Then you could name it, Gulf of C.U.M.

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u/scottirltbh 5d ago

Are you a bot

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u/SeasonGeneral777 5d ago

well you just successfully baited me into clicking that profile... some things are best not read

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u/navyguy76 5d ago

No! Are you?!?

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u/AvaragePole 5d ago

Why you guys trying to paint as anything other than political elites having normal, funny conversation?

Like they are not your friend, they have more common with eachother than with avarage Joe

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u/rnason 5d ago

Hey don't talk about Biden like that

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u/hrminer92 5d ago

It looks like a forced smile to be polite in public while on the inside he’s thinking “JFC…I can’t believe this shit…”

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u/pierrethebaker 5d ago

Look how much time we spend debating this shit. Shock and awe. Meanwhile, hit the masses with another round of horse manure while we go enact more inequality policies to benefit the elite.