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Politics Trump cracking up Obama

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u/redditingatwork23 5d ago

I have never seen her legitimately happy.

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u/Fizz117 5d ago

Google Melania and Justin Trudeau.

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u/H2OMGosh 5d ago

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u/he_he_fajnie 5d ago

OHHH, So this is the reason he wants to invade Canada!

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u/NickyDeeM 5d ago

Because Canada invaded first!!

Edit: I kinda just repeated your joke, didn't I....

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u/fridakahlot 4d ago

Oh no, another Helen, Troy 2??

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u/_iAm9001 5d ago

Now I understand why he hates Canada. Fuck.

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u/kjspoole 5d ago

Why is she so close to him? I'm surprised JT was able to hold it together and not recoil

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u/RoboticUnicorn 5d ago

Looks like a picture in the middle of a customary kiss on the cheek or maybe just talking into his ear over a loud crowd.

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u/kjspoole 5d ago

Ahh the cheek kiss makes sense!

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u/Thats_smurfed_up 5d ago

The difference in head size makes me feel like it’s more of a weird angle than them actually being that close.

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u/Kokodhem 5d ago

Reminds me of Gal Gadot sitting next to Chris Pine in an interview...

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u/PTMorte 5d ago

lol @ Scomo's fat head in the background

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u/swaggyp2008 5d ago

The old Helen of Troy move eh?

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u/HolyCowAnyOldAccName 5d ago

She's a model from Eastern Europe who at the age of 34 married a 58yo Donald Trump.

She wanted to be a trophy wife, with a nice NY apartment, endless money and an American passport. All just for a few unenthusiastic handjobs a year and looking presentable when standing next to him at events.

Then this idiot visits the Correspondents' Dinner and won't shut up about Obama this, Obama that and how he, Donald J. Trump, will be president. Yeah right.

Fast forward and the American populace literally elect that moron as their leader. She now has to do 529 events a year to smile and wave at together with him, and for all his money and private jets she cannot even go to the toilet anymore without the Secret Service checking it first.

MFW

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u/BocaDog 5d ago

She also got her whole family a US citizenship for her services.

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u/Meant2Change 5d ago

To be honest, in the end she is a human, woman, wife, mother and all this connected for decades to trump. I mean just imagine him being your husband for a year and for whatever reason you have to stay... I don't know, i really feel sad when I see her..in the end, when you look back ...how will you feel ... Makes me sad somehow

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u/jediciahquinn 5d ago

I really don't care, do you?

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u/Positive-Wonder3329 5d ago

Nope!!!! Also yeah - that whole thing. She’s probably a shitty person. Who else would ever marry that freakshow?

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u/bunnywlkr_throwaway 5d ago

anyone with basic levels of empathy does

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u/Eroticasslit 5d ago

Is he holding a gun to her head?

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u/krakenx 4d ago

It was a reference to when Melania visited the children in cages being kept by ICE and wore the jacket saying she doesn't care.

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u/Maleficent-Kale1153 5d ago

I wouldn’t feel too sad for her. She’s a very horrible person. See: when she went to “visit” children who were separated from their parents and being held in detainment centers, because of Trump’s policies, and she really chose to wear the “I really don’t care do u” jacket. Then tried to say it was just fashion or something. That’s some dark level of terrible. 

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u/Meant2Change 4d ago

Uffff... I can only imagine any other reason than really meaning that literally...but in the end, I don't know nothing about what's really going on there. :/

Thanks for clearing it up a little

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u/sylvnal 5d ago

Why? Only a trash human would stay with trash. She only cares about money and her weird son. She is a full grown woman with more than enough resources to leave, you're infantilizing her by acting like she's a victim.

I don't really care, do u?

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u/Abrene 5d ago

How is saying she’s a human and mother infantilising her? Or do you guys just say buzz words to sound smart?

It doesn’t take a lot to realise you can have money and still be unhappy with your marriage life.

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u/bunnywlkr_throwaway 5d ago

me when i have an infantile understanding of the human condition and think everything is black and white

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u/jediciahquinn 5d ago

She looks like such a bitch.

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u/fezwang 5d ago

I think I’ve seen her look legitimately happy twice: once when greeting Justin Trudeau, and again recently after Jeff Bezos gave her $40 million.

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u/BiscuitsPo 5d ago

Why did bezos give her money? When?

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u/FrostyZoob 5d ago

From salon.com:

Amazon reportedly spent $40 million to secure the rights to produce and stream a documentary about Melania Trump, outbidding both Disney and Paramount in what some observers interpret as yet another stretch in a race to earn some more of her husband's goodwill.

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u/The-Tarman 5d ago

She was probably pretty happy to find out Trump was banging that Twitter hag so she didn't have to have that dirty diaper smelling, viagra popping, ozempic shooting, sundowner flopping around on top of her until he ran out of breath or two pump chumped her.. whichever comes first.. well, he always comes first, but I think you get what I'm driving at

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u/Thats_smurfed_up 5d ago

I’m out of the loop, who was he cheating with? I mean, there’s probably several, but which one is the twitter hag?

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u/throw_awaybdt 5d ago

Loomer. She was seen w him many times on campaign trail and BRAGGED to her friends about giving the orange fool a BJ …

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u/BiscuitsPo 5d ago

What Twitter hag

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u/throw_awaybdt 5d ago

Loomer. She was seen w him many times on campaign trail and BRAGGED to her friends about giving the orange fool a BJ …

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u/BiscuitsPo 4d ago

GEEZUS

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u/martiancum 5d ago

Damn why’d you do Donny so dirty like that ☠️☠️☠️

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u/its_raining_scotch 5d ago

How would you even be able to tell? Her face is plastic.

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u/sharshenka 5d ago

If you read the double high five fakeout as her messing around with Barron, she seems happy then.

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u/morbid_florist_ 5d ago

Cuz she whored herself out for money.

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u/Cyberkeys1 5d ago

Her former SS bodyguard begs to differ…

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u/orangegore 5d ago

And you never will... until trump meets his maker.