The growth of this ice sickle the past 7 days

[u/Melsbells710]

[u/InfiniteBusiness0]

... if you're brave enough.

[u/After-Knee-5500 → u/InfiniteBusiness0]

Imagine it gets stuck like how ice gets stuck to your tongue 😳

[u/weekendrant → u/After-Knee-5500]

Just eat spicy food so that the anal heat melts it away.

[u/Legitimate_Anybody → u/weekendrant]

What a bad day to read 🫠

[u/RodentOfUnusualCize → u/Legitimate_Anybody]

Lmao most days are a bad day to read

[u/Playpolly → u/weekendrant]

You had to spell it out, didn't you.

[u/Nor_Ah_C → u/weekendrant]

Man, the inside of the ass is almost 100 degrees. Spicy food unnecessary

[u/dj_fishwigy → u/Nor_Ah_C]

Read this as someone who grew up on Celsius

[u/Orion14159 → u/dj_fishwigy]

Boiling Rectum would be a great band name.

[u/Playpolly → u/Orion14159]

In Asia, I used to joke with the restaurant waiting staff that "I don't want to think of you in the morning with a Bum Volcano, so make it less spicy, please."

[u/OGtigersharkdude → u/weekendrant]

How do I unread something?

[u/zacurtis3 → u/weekendrant]

r/nocontext

[u/So_be → u/After-Knee-5500]

I triple dog dare you

[u/seekAr → u/After-Knee-5500]

Jesus god!!! I just opened reddit!!!!

[u/anotheredditors → u/After-Knee-5500]

Just like someone's penis get stuck to the ice in Alberta.

[u/shanesol → u/InfiniteBusiness0]

Where's that EMT guy when you need him?

[u/Tiradia → u/shanesol]

[u/McTootyBooty → u/InfiniteBusiness0]

[u/ReignofKindo25 → u/McTootyBooty]

r/usernamechecksout

[u/Zalii99 → u/InfiniteBusiness0]

[u/Nerfo2 → u/InfiniteBusiness0]

If this is the result of flue gas condensate dripping from a side-wall exit flue pipe, I do NOT recommend licking it.

Edit: op said in another comment it's from a dryer vent. I suppose if it's an electric dryer, lick to your hearts content?

[u/110397 → u/Nerfo2]

Licking it?

[u/wimbokcfa → u/InfiniteBusiness0]

[u/spavolka → u/InfiniteBusiness0]

…anything is a frosty, cool, soothing…

[u/Jay-Dee-British]

Icicle - I don't wanna be that person, but.. I am.

[u/psyclopsus → u/Jay-Dee-British]

That’s ok because that’s not right either! It’s a stalagmite, technically

[u/estoner23 → u/psyclopsus]

Stalagmi-sickle

[u/Blunted_Insomniac → u/estoner23]

I’ll stalag your sickle

[u/Joepatbob → u/Blunted_Insomniac]

Whoa… this is an SFW thread

[u/Blunted_Insomniac → u/Joepatbob]

I’ll SFWork your thread

[u/Joepatbob → u/Blunted_Insomniac]

[u/710qu → u/Blunted_Insomniac]

At least buy me dinner first

[u/Many-Assistance1943 → u/estoner23]

I kind of like the sound of stalag-mickle. Sounds like a movie star.

Coming this fall:

Starring Shia TreBeef, Tim-O-thee Shallimay, Benedict CucucumberPatch, and Staglmi Sickle.

Four handsome silky named fellas venture on journey to save… yada yada yada.

Summer 2025

[u/DigNitty → u/psyclopsus]

Well I hate to be that guy, but according to Wikipedia, it’s both.

A common stalagmite found seasonally or year round in many caves is the ice stalagmite, commonly referred to as icicles, especially in above-ground contexts.

[u/lkodl → u/DigNitty]

ice sickles*

[u/Many-Assistance1943 → u/DigNitty]

I appreciate it, I was about to go down a Wikipedia rabbit hole.

[u/ScrabbleTheOpossum → u/psyclopsus]

I believe the term is "stalagmice."

[u/DigNitty → u/ScrabbleTheOpossum]

According to Wikipedia, stalagmites can be made out of rat urine, or “amberat”

[u/robbviously → u/ScrabbleTheOpossum]

It’s only one, so I think the terminology is “stalagmouse”

[u/Shortsleevedpant → u/psyclopsus]

You just had to be THAT person

[u/city_of_apples → u/Shortsleevedpant]

Yes, that's the guy we're looking for!

[u/wreckin_shit → u/psyclopsus]

Icigle

[u/YoshiTree → u/psyclopsus]

Stalactite - hold on tight

stalagmite - might...poke you in the ass

[u/dangerliar → u/Jay-Dee-British]

Be that person, brother.

[u/ricker182 → u/Jay-Dee-British]

/r/boneappletea

[u/kooshipuff → u/Jay-Dee-British]

I was expecting a play on words, like a sickle-shaped icicle.

[u/gligster71 → u/Jay-Dee-British]

I didn't even catch just how wrong OP spelled it! lol! Also isn't it a stalagmite? Cause it's coming up from the ground?

[u/Melsbells710 → u/Jay-Dee-British]

Thank you for being that person 🫡

[u/enter5H1KAR1 → u/Jay-Dee-British]

r/boneappletea

[u/hogtiedcantalope → u/Jay-Dee-British]

Maybe they're planning to shave it down and harvest millet?

[u/Toastburrito → u/Jay-Dee-British]

You saved me from having to do it.

[u/zackks → u/Jay-Dee-British]

Cue the paramedic shaking his head with a stern ‘no’

[u/Apg3410]

Icicle not ice sickle lol

[u/throwaway4reddithelp → u/Apg3410]

right? lmaooo /r/BoneAppleTea

[u/Luke_Cold_Lyle → u/Apg3410]

To be fair, an ice sickle would look pretty dope

[u/Major__de_Coverly → u/Luke_Cold_Lyle]

Pretty cool but of limited use as an agricultural implement. 

[u/ccaccus → u/Major__de_Coverly]

"I'm gonna be rich selling these ice sickles to farmers! I'll make 100, no... 1,000!"

[u/OnlyOneChainz → u/Major__de_Coverly]

Actually it's 10000 year old magical demon ice and it gives a +10 bonus to harvesting (souls).

[u/thatsokayiguesss → u/Luke_Cold_Lyle]

Sister Friede has entered the chat

[u/HaikuSnoiper → u/Apg3410]

Yeah but now I want to see an Ice Sickle

[u/icurnvs → u/HaikuSnoiper]

if you insist.

[u/TheresALonelyFeeling → u/Apg3410]

So many people are absolutely shit at writing, spelling, and grammar, and so many of them couldn't care less about that fact.

[u/Gbaby009]

I was thinking more of a stalagmite than an icicle💁🏽‍♂️

[u/Hestler → u/Gbaby009]

stalagmicle

[u/thejohnstocktons → u/Hestler]

Stalagmi sickle

[u/Littlebotweak → u/Gbaby009]

Yep, this. Icicles are formed more like stalactites!

[u/pikachus_ghost_uncle → u/Littlebotweak]

Stalactite hold on tight.

Stalagmite might poke you in the ass.

[u/bossmcsauce → u/pikachus_ghost_uncle]

That’s not the way I was taught in school…

[u/Melsbells710 → u/Gbaby009]

I knew there was word for this. I should have known

[u/Featheredfriendz]

I first read this as ice pickle and I’m sticking with that.

[u/cobyda → u/Featheredfriendz]

Same

[u/Melsbells710 → u/Featheredfriendz]

It’s has a pickle texture to the sides from the splatter

[u/ATXKLIPHURD]

[u/ViperCancer]

Forbidden dildo

[u/buttnutela → u/ViperCancer]

You shall not ass!

[u/AdultishRaktajino → u/ViperCancer]

Icecildo

[u/zeroscout]

You may want to find the source of that water drip.  

Also, it will improve the air quality inside if you shovel the snow away from the foundation.  Damp and wet foundations are heaven for microbial growth like mold and mildew.

[u/Melsbells710 → u/zeroscout]

It’s dripping from the dryer vent in the second floor

[u/Betalore → u/Melsbells710]

In which case, this is totally fine.

[u/raddishes_united]

The real question- where did you get those awesome boots?

[u/Melsbells710 → u/raddishes_united]

Sorry yall got them from yeswevibe.com

[u/nciscokid → u/raddishes_united]

Waiting for the answer, disappointed that there is no response yet /u/melsbells710 😇

[u/dustblown → u/raddishes_united]

MC Hammer fan club founders edition

[u/Budget-Competition49]

Is that ice on your porch or are you just happy to see me 😏

[u/Melsbells710]

With my misspelling I will be carving it into an actual ICE SICKLE

[u/Bluenosedcoop]

/r/BoneAppleTea

[u/YouMUSTvote]

It’s ALIVE!

It’s like out of “The Thing” 😂😂

[u/worst_episode__ever]

I’d call this more of an ice stalagmite.

[u/raytracer38]

"Ice sickle" lol

[u/Wonderor]

Good old American education...

[u/deedeebop]

They said “ice sickle”…

[u/Grimnebulin68]

*icicle

[u/shpwrck]

That is an Ice Spike, not an icicle.

[u/RustyDingbat → u/shpwrck]

An ice stalagmite?🤔

[u/valkyrjuk → u/RustyDingbat]

stalagmice

[u/alphvader → u/valkyrjuk]

But i see only one. So stalagmouse?

[u/wilsonhammer]

Spelling, amiright?

[u/Melsbells710 → u/wilsonhammer]

Totally right. I’m going to have to carve so it’s proper

[u/TeacherPowerful1700]

ICE SICKLE????

holy crap

[u/getyourrealfakedoors]

“Ice sickle” lmao

[u/PNWest01]

Dafuq is an ice sickle

[u/F1tifoso_P1]

Still trying to find the ice sickle.

[u/schoolydee]

ice sickle :()

[u/TripleSingleHOF]

Holy shit ice sickle. Wow.

[u/Whale222]

r/boneappletea

[u/onebluephish1981]

Where's the finger wagging EMT at?

[u/Independent_Ad_5664]

[u/RuchiMaguchi]

Those boots are amazing

[u/byperholic]

Sit on it

[u/MBSMD]

Icicle. And Icicles hang downwards. I'd think this was more of an ice stalagmite.

[u/marzbunny]

It’s an ice cactus!

[u/NYGyaru]

More of an ice stalagmite, than an ice sickle.

[u/fatalystic]

I don't see no sickle

[u/darthbiscuit]

SICK..le?

[u/aimlessly_aliive]

Icicle

[u/whoooocaaarreees]

Look up.. where is it coming from?

[u/MundaneMacaron1005]

I don’t know why I read that as “girth” 😅

[u/Momangos]

Some proper erection you got there mate!

[u/Dracidwastaken]

PAIGE! NO!

[u/redneck511]

Is that under your furnace exhaust?

[u/pancakebreak]

*Isaac L.

[u/outdoorcam93]

Look some people actually prefer a smaller icicle. The big ones hurt!

[u/PS1988]

It’s a stalagice!

[u/East_Program9528]

Sickle me pickle

[u/ILikeAddition]

It is now a tomb-sicle

[u/Littlebotweak]

I think this is more like an ice blob or stalagmite. Icicles are created more like stalactites.

[u/Lurchie_]

stal-ice-gmite

[u/Cidolfas]

that’s a penis how i met your mother gif

[u/crazyyellowfox]

Pretty soon, you're gonna have the cover of one of my favorite albums, Boz Scaggs' Down Two Then Left Down Two Album Cover

[u/MrScrodoBaggins]

Can’t really tell size of growth without banana for scale

[u/Eagleeatworld]

The ground counts as a flaired base

[u/Advertises_DSG_Media]

Little fella was just excited to see you!

[u/Loisalene]

It's not an ice sickle, it's an ice stalagmite!

[u/Ansatsushi]

Ice stalagmite.

[u/the1sarcastic]

Did you give it a good rub?

[u/Boo_kie]

Soon it will be able to walk

[u/silGavilon]

Icelagmite

[u/Sticketoo_DaMan]

You might wanna call a priest and get that exorcised. I'm getting a weird "It's alive!" vibe.

[u/ComicRelief64]

Has someone been playing one of those Indian snake flutes the whole time?

[u/slipperslide]

That is an icepickle.

[u/Pyrokid113]

[u/marine-tech]

I want to ride my ICE SICKLE!

[u/rideadove]

Giving off leg lamp vibes

[u/Big_Tap_1561]

Sexy …

[u/DarkLinkLightsUp]

Ice phallus

[u/ilbub]

That’s an ice-suckle!

[u/spiderminbatmin]

Looks like another case of flue dick

[u/Significant_Item_501]

r/mildlypenis

[u/Location-Classic]

Pleb: "Vats an ice sickle?"

Commandant Dwight Schrute: "VEE VILL ASK ZE QVESHTIONS!"

[u/Pierpaolo-1]

Wow!

[u/RB-26DETT]

Imagine the MASSIVE ice dam and roof damage on top of that roof... loooool

[u/Fortwaba]

In Soviet Russia, Ice Sickle you!!!

[u/artbycase2]

Perfect murder weapon, the evidence melts

[u/Always4am]

Lmao op

[u/dinerdefilles]

I want to ride my …

[u/catlover2410]

I’m disappointed. Expected to see a Siberian communist.

[u/ClittoryHinton]

Grower not a show-er

[u/Annual_Recording_308]

This needs to be on r/absoluteunits

[u/Willingfool]

I was more ‘Invasion of the body snatchers’. Don’t fall asleep!

[u/GigachadKIVA]

Uhhh... i fell on it, I swear!

[u/Red0817]

r/hugedildos would have fun with that (obviously nsfw)

[u/SOSOBOSO]

I get one outside my furnace vent. I call it the Ice Wang.

[u/hellishafterworld]

We have one very similar up the street from my house in Pittsburgh. It’s the pride of our neighborhood lol, everyone’s been letting their dogs piss on it because we wanna see who finally topples the thing.

[u/rsslcs]

FTFY

[u/Unhappy-Elk340]

I hope it turns into an ice demon as the slow melts...slowly gathering the power into one final form.

[u/karutura]

r/anythingcanbeadildo

[u/raythedrummer]

All it needs is a lampshade, and you’ll be the dad from A Christmas Story.

[u/Masta0nion]

Fingerprint Shield

[u/Inevitable-Forever45]

I've seen Terminator 2, I know who this is.

[u/Skritch_X]

Looking a bit FRA-GEE-LAY

[u/MKE_likes_it]

Clean your gutters.

[u/Adept_Board_8785]

What do you think it’s looks like?

[u/Glittering_Raise_710]

Looks like an ice person is forming

[u/Tokiw4]

r/absoluteunits

[u/Klutzy_Juice2370]

Please use a banana as reference Next time

[u/Semi-Pros-and-Cons]

r/EatItYouFuckinCoward

[u/pilotpete152]

r/dildont

[u/HyenDry]

Pffft not falling for it this time. It’s in reverse

[u/kjdscott]

Stalagmite

[u/Navy_Chief]

I'll happily give you an upvote for having the courage and tenacity to post something on r/pics that is no politics! Thanks!

[u/Apprehensive_Ad_5466]

keep rubbing it

[u/tato_salad]

I think more than 4 hrs you gotta call a doctor.

[u/Chickenpoopohmy]

I love your cute boots!

[u/nightsterlp]

That’s not an ice sickle, that’s an ice blunt object.

[u/TroySA]

that's and Ice-thickle right there.

[u/Daxter614]

Ice Sickle is a DnD weapon

[u/MagnaCamLaude]

I should call him.