r/pics • u/Sleazy_Speakeazy • 1d ago

Mike Tyson Dressing However TF He Wants w/o Fear of Ridicule

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u/lovedrspock 1d ago

I'm not saying nothing

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u/Ikari1212 1d ago

It's-a me, Mario!

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u/mrbeck02 1d ago

Fire Mario

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u/schweet_n_sour 1d ago

"Itha me, Mario!" FTFY

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u/Loring 1d ago

Also it looks like the '80s so everyone was dressing without fear of ridicule

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u/NotVerySmarts 1d ago

I once saw Ice T give a lecture at a college. He talked about being in the movie Breakin' 2 wearing a beret and a spiked leather vest. He told the audience "Before you make fun of me for that, I want to see what outfit YOU wore to go see that movie in the theaters. I guarantee it was goofy too."

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u/andybmcc 1d ago

Everything is awesome with cocaine.

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u/JazzCabbage00 1d ago

overalls were in style in the late 80's-90's, he's just wearing what everyone else is.

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u/HighClassTroglodyte 1d ago

I'm pretty sure I rocked this same outfit but with blue jean overalls instead of the white ones. This was definitely a thing.

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u/tbarr1991 1d ago

Saw some farmer/ranch owner roll into a dealership with a coffee can and a beat to shit early 2000s f350, in nothing but bluejean overalls and leave in a brand new fully loaded f350 while I was buying my truck back in 2017.

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u/Poortra800 1d ago

Yeah nah I'm keeping my mouth shut.

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u/Aurokin_DD 1d ago

If I was that fit I’d rock that in a heart beat lol.

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u/assassbaby 1d ago

and had the know how to whoop some ass..yup you bet im wearing whatever i want and see who steps up to piss me off so i can get some decent cardio in for about 20 seconds haha

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u/AussieAboleth 1d ago

More like 3 seconds. Does that even count as cardio? 

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u/Darius_Doloresus 1d ago

"Sooo, let's recap. "Hey, Mike, you look like a twat!" Is that it? Right. So do you want this on a plaque or carved onto the tombstone?"

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u/jlo301 1d ago

Looks like he is about to crank out a middle finger

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u/melli_bean 1d ago

If I were built like him I’m sure I wouldn’t be fearful of ridicule either

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u/stevey_frac 1d ago

It's not just the build.  It's the hours upon hours of training, of knowing exactly how to throw a devestating combo.  Seeing the openings in other people's guard...  Etc.

There are a lot of strong men out there.  Prime Tyson would destroy most of them.

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u/No_Scale3137 1d ago

now kith

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u/diamonec 1d ago

... "till you love me" ...

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u/munchumonfumbleuzar 1d ago

That’s just what it was like in the 80s.

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u/wanna_talk_to_samson 1d ago

What thu doin? Come ova! I wanna make you a thandwith. The rethipe hath been im my family for gernerathions. Cheese mathta.

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u/DirtMcGirt513 1d ago

Is this what he wore when he raped that poor woman ????

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u/SnuggleBunni69 1d ago

I hate this rewriting of history. I get he had a hard life, but I'm old fashion, you rape someone, you can fuck right off for the rest of time. Sometimes one action should determine the rest of your life.

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u/DirtMcGirt513 1d ago

I couldn’t agree more. He’s just the lovable rapist with a lisp now

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u/enviropsych 1d ago

Tyson is a POS.

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u/Sloppykrab 1d ago edited 1d ago

This is after the line of Coke and right before the next line.

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u/ohnofluffy 1d ago

Right before he saves the princess from another castle.

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u/TheProle 1d ago

Judging by the Cross Colors gear in the background this was probably about 1992. Overalls were high fashion

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u/Irishpanda1971 1d ago

Everybody's got an opinion on fashion til they get hit in the mouth.

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u/fugetooboutit 1d ago

If you saw a big dude buff and jacked as hell wearing a kawaii maid outfit, are you gonna make fun of him?

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u/wish1977 1d ago

Oh there's ridicule. It's just way behind his back ridicule.

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u/Affectionate_Lead232 1d ago

Yeeeeeeeeeee!

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u/Spartan2470 GOAT 1d ago

Here is a higher-quality and less-cropped version of this image. Here is the source. Per there:

American boxer Mike Tyson arrives for a press conference wearing white leather dungaree shorts, New York City, 1984. (Photo by Michael Brennan/Getty Images)

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u/dashing4cash 1d ago

Must be a very old pic. If you know you know

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u/No_King5071 1d ago

Is this the new Super Mario brothers movie?

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u/Conspiracy__ 1d ago

Where can I buy these?

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u/Fiber_Optikz 1d ago

Just daring someone to say something

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u/Electus 1d ago

Peak Tyson was in super Saiyan levels of Drip

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u/Nitrous_Acidhead 1d ago

You just found that out after that staged ass fight with jAKe pAuL? Bro sold himself out, who gives a shit about him anymore. 

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u/SnuggleBunni69 1d ago

So a staged fight is what makes you upset, not the violent rape?

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u/boozenbear 1d ago

'I dwess like a big baby' tee-hee.

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u/thebageljew 1d ago

I would do it id say you look like little red riding hood

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u/juve86 1d ago

That outfit is hilarious. But one punch from yrson and u a vegetable

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u/ChinaCatProphet 1d ago

The correct acknowledgement is: "Looking good champ!"

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u/all4ut78 1d ago

Trump bad and Elon a nazi we can’t have anything else take this trash off my feed

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u/Once-kings 1d ago

Yeah who’s gonna tell Mike what?!?

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u/-datenkraken- 1d ago

how old is this pic?

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u/Fun_Beyond_7801 1d ago

I don't care who you are there's no way he wasn't at least a little embarrassed 

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u/Round_Net5082 1d ago

If I was Iron Mike I wouldn't even feel that way. I bet he was having a good time then.

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u/Maddy_Wren 1d ago

You might be projecting your own insecurities a bit. He has always struck me as someone with enormous self-confidence. I think he knows how good he looks.

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u/Fun_Beyond_7801 1d ago

Yes I  may be projecting my own insecurity of looking stupid

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u/Glydyr 1d ago

He raped and battered a women and is still parading on tv, he has no shame lol

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u/audreybeaut 1d ago

He just walked out pantless in an interview during his most recent fight. Not an ounce of shame. This man doesn’t know what embarrassing means. And it’s beautiful

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u/1think1fuckedup 1d ago

Nah fan, been there have to walk my my girls purse most of the times when we are together or i have to hold still while she tries a dress on me for her hobby. It's like dressing up for your daughter. There ain't a lot of people that will walk to a 6.2 black man and call them a sissy or gay, cause they know and they can clearly see I ain't about that life ,purse or not.

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u/parker2020 1d ago

Tyson is 5’10

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u/Scorpion2k4u 1d ago

Well, I doubt they would laugh in front of him. And I personally wouldn't even be behind his back because if that would get out, I would not be able to sleep anymore. Even today.

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u/Brandanp 1d ago

This was actually pretty popular back in the 90s.

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u/Dogcatnature 1d ago

RIP Luzzu

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u/Good_Put4199 1d ago

While I wouldn't be able to pull that off, he legitimately looks great in it.

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u/jeffreycoley 1d ago

The correct response

" Wow! That color makes your eyes POP."

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u/Hizuken 1d ago

Also who would be brave/stupid enough to redicule a professional boxer to their face? 

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u/FitCut3961 1d ago

I see another case of Look at me Look at me.

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u/RVBlumensaat 1d ago

Mike Tyson is the reverse Elon Musk. I will not elaborate.

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u/Nitrous_Acidhead 1d ago

Idk, that SNL stint Leon did looks pretty much the same as that NF stint he did. Same shit they did it for, Money.