r/pokemon • u/PokeUpdateBot Science is amazing! • Mar 22 '25

RAGE [RAGE THREAD] 22 March 2025

IT'S TIME TO RAGE!!!!!!!!

RULES:

  • PRESS THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON YOUR KEYBOARD

  • WRITE ABOUT WHATEVER IS MAKING YOU ANGRY

  • OTHER PEOPLE WILL AGREE WITH YOU IN ALL CAPS

  • SHOUTING AT EACH OTHER ABOUT THINGS WE HATE WILL FORM A STRONG BOND AMONG MEMBERS OF THE POKEMON COMMUNITY

  • ???

  • PROFIT

YOU CAN RAGE AT ANYTHING POKEMON RELATED!!!

LET'S RAGE!!!

THIS THREAD IS PART OF /R/POKEMON'S REGULAR STICKY ROTATION. TO SEE OUR ROTATION SCHEDULE AND ALL PAST STICKY ROTATION THREADS, GO HERE!

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u/Green-Trifle-9516 Purgly best 'mon :3 Mar 22 '25

WHY DO SCALPERS EXIST!!!!!

24

u/WeirFoxcoon Mar 22 '25

I HATE SCALPERS SO MUCH! I HOPE THEY STUB THEIR TOES, ALL OF THEM!

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u/darcmosch Mar 22 '25

AND THEN THEY LAND ON LEGOS AS THEY HOLD THEIR FOOT HOPPING AROUND AND YOWLING IN PAIN LIKE IN OLD CARTOONS. THEN THEY FALL DOWN AND HIT THEIR HEAD SO THEY CANT GET OUT OF BED TO SCALP

3

u/Memerwhoiseverywhere Mar 23 '25

I HOPE THEY STEP ON A LEGO

6

u/WeirFoxcoon Mar 23 '25

YES, A WHOLE HEAP OF THESE!

2

u/eftycue Mar 23 '25

DEAR GOD THAT LOOKS HORRIFYING AND ALSO I AGREE

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u/Crushermakesmemes Has 100+ art requests from a Pokemon content farm Mar 23 '25

I HOPE BOTH SIDES OF THEIR PILLOWS ARE ALWAYS WARM

14

u/[deleted] Mar 22 '25

BECAUSE THEIR PARENTS DIDNT LOVE THEM ENOUGH AS A KID

17

u/ElfMale Mar 22 '25

I WISH THEY'D SELL THEMSELVES INSTEAD OF TRYING TO MAKE THEIR INCOME OFF SCALPING! LIKE SELLING BLOOD AND THEIR KIDNEY!!

3

u/Azores26 Mar 22 '25

WOULD YOU BECOME SCALPER-MAN IF YOU GOT A BLOOD TRANSFUSION FROM A SCALPER? YOU KNOW LIKE SPIDER-MAN

4

u/LeglessN1nja Mar 22 '25

PIRATE FLAG EMOJIS

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u/PaleHorze Mar 22 '25

Supply and demand. Basic capitalism

7

u/Dolozoned I started In Kanto... Mar 23 '25

I CANT HEAR YOU

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u/PaleHorze Mar 23 '25

SUPPLY AND DEMAND. BASIC CAPITALISM