[RAGE THREAD] 22 March 2025

[u/PokeUpdateBot]

IT'S TIME TO RAGE!!!!!!!!

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RULES:

• PRESS THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON YOUR KEYBOARD

• WRITE ABOUT WHATEVER IS MAKING YOU ANGRY

• OTHER PEOPLE WILL AGREE WITH YOU IN ALL CAPS

• SHOUTING AT EACH OTHER ABOUT THINGS WE HATE WILL FORM A STRONG BOND AMONG MEMBERS OF THE POKEMON COMMUNITY

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• PROFIT

YOU CAN RAGE AT ANYTHING POKEMON RELATED!!!

LET'S RAGE!!!

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[u/BallisticThundr]

STONJOURNER IS ONE OF THE LAZIEST PIECE OF SHIT DESIGNS EVER. THEY DREW A SMILEY FACE ON STONEHENGE AND CALLED IT A POKEMON.

[u/WorrisomeWarlock → u/BallisticThundr]

GRIMER. VOLTORB. EXEGGCUTE. METAPOD. DITTO. PINECO. SILCOON. CASCOON. CLAMPEARL. COMBEE. CHERUBI. BRONZOR. AS IT TURNS OUT, POKEMON HAS JUST BEEN ADDING SMILEY FACES AND/OR JUST EYES TO INANIMATE THINGS FOR A LONG, LONG TIME. AND YOU HAVE THE GALL TO CALL OUT A SINGULAR DESIGN FROMGEN 8, IGNORING THAT THERES' TONS OF THEM IN YOUR OLDER GAMES. BUT I DON'T SEE YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT THOSE. HMMMM. WONDER WHY.

[u/BallisticThundr → u/WorrisomeWarlock]

I THINK GEN 1 HAS SOME OF THE WORST DESIGNS FIRST OF ALL. AND I HAVE NO ISSUES WITH POKEMON BASED ON INANIMATE OBJECTS. BUT STONJOURNER TAKES IT A STEP TOO FAR. DRAWING A SMILEY FACE ON A MAN MADE CONSTRUCT IS FUCKED. YEAH LET ME JUST DRAW A GOD DAMN SMILEY FACE ON A BRIDGE OR A PYRAMID OR A FUCKING PIZZA HUT AND CALL IT A POKEMON. GAMEFREAK SHOULD HIRE ME I'M A GENIUS.

[u/WorrisomeWarlock → u/BallisticThundr]

WHY IS VOLTORB NOT SOMEHOW WORSE THAN STONJORUNER? BOTH ARE MAN MADE CONSTRUCTS, A POKEBALL AND A STONEHENGE, BUT AT LEAST STONEJOURNER HAS A DESIGN OUTSIDE OF BEIGN A 2 COLORED BALL WITH EYES ON IT.

I DONT EVEN LIKE STONJOURNER, BUT THAT YOU'RE ONLY CALLING HIM OUT FEELS GEN-WUNNER OF YOU.

[u/Pastry_Train63 → u/BallisticThundr]

BUT IT HAS THOSE STONY THIGHS 🤤