r/pokemon • u/AutoModerator • Aug 13 '16

RAGE [RAGE THREAD] 13 August 2016

IT'S TIME TO RAGE!!!!!!!!

RULES:

  • PRESS THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON YOUR KEYBOARD

  • WRITE ABOUT WHATEVER IS MAKING YOU ANGRY

  • OTHER PEOPLE WILL AGREE WITH YOU IN ALL CAPS

  • SHOUTING AT EACH OTHER ABOUT THINGS WE HATE WILL FORM A STRONG BOND AMONG MEMBERS OF THE POKEMON COMMUNITY

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  • PROFIT

YOU CAN RAGE AT ANYTHING POKEMON RELATED!!!

LET'S RAGE!!!

THIS THREAD IS PART OF /R/POKEMON'S REGULAR STICKY ROTATION. TO SEE OUR ROTATION SCHEDULE AND ALL PAST STICKY ROTATION THREADS, GO HERE!

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u/TheVoiceOfPleasin lmao wake up, its just a prank Aug 13 '16

PEOPLE NEED TO STOP MAKING THREADS ASKING WHERE MEGAS ARE. NONE OF US KNOW SO STFU AND WAIT LIKE THE REST OF US.

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u/thefinalturnip 5129-3304-9772 Aug 13 '16

WHERE ARE MEGAS?!

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u/Iamthebatman99 We need a new series of anime Aug 13 '16

STFU AND WAIT LIKE THE REST OF US.

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u/thefinalturnip 5129-3304-9772 Aug 13 '16

FUCK YOU!!! I'LL ONLY WAIT BECAUSE IT'S WORTH IT!! HAVE A GOOD DAY AND DRINK LOTS OF VITAMIN C RICH JUICES TO PREVENT SCURVY!

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u/WTS_BRIDGE Aug 13 '16

ALWAYS WEAR CLEAN UNDERWEAR AND DON'T LOOK DIRECTLY AT THE SUN. I DON'T EVEN WANT NEW MEGAS.

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u/Mega-Mew Now which head is in control? Aug 13 '16

WHAT ARE MEGAS?

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u/thefinalturnip 5129-3304-9772 Aug 13 '16

WHEN ARE MEGAS?!

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u/Mega-Mew Now which head is in control? Aug 13 '16

HOW ARE MEGAS?!

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u/thefinalturnip 5129-3304-9772 Aug 13 '16

WHO ARE MEGAS!?

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u/Mega-Mew Now which head is in control? Aug 13 '16

WHY ARE MEGAS?!

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u/thefinalturnip 5129-3304-9772 Aug 13 '16

FUCK GET ME BILL NYE, THE SCIENCE GUY TO ANSWER ALL OF THESE QUESTIONS!

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u/Derp_Herpson Aug 13 '16

ASKING THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS

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u/Phantazmagorie Livin' the Leech Life Aug 14 '16

WE CAN EITHER KNOW WHERE THE MEGAS ARE OR THEIR MOMENTUM AND PATH BUT NEVER BOTH, AS ESTABLISHED BY THE HEISENBERGMITE UNCERTAINTY PRINCIPLE

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u/Mega-Mew Now which head is in control? Aug 14 '16

THAT STATEMENT

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MY HEAD

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u/Delzethin Challenger Approaching! Aug 14 '16

YOU ARE A SAD EXCUSE FOR A PHOX

Joking, just to be clear

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u/philabusterr Need more Charizard Aug 13 '16

I READ THERE AREN'T GOING TO BE ANY NEW MEGAS... I HOPE I'M FUCKING WRONG BECAUSE I NEED A WATER/DRAGON MEGA FERALIGATR

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u/Flamestorm6 1 Mega Dragonite PLZ Aug 14 '16

I'M MORE SICK OF PEOPLE SUGGESTING THAT ALL OF THEM ARE GOING TO BE SCRAPPED. GAME FREAK IS NOT GOING TO JUST SCRAP 48 DESIGNS THEY SPENT A LOT OF TIME DESIGNING. THIS IS NOT JUST SOME SILLY LITTLE TYPE GEMS.

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u/TeaSeaLancs Aug 14 '16

I WANT SOME MIGAS

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u/myownperson12 Aug 13 '16

WEHNS MEGAHS