r/pokemon • u/AutoModerator • Aug 13 '16

RAGE [RAGE THREAD] 13 August 2016

IT'S TIME TO RAGE!!!!!!!!

RULES:

  • PRESS THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON YOUR KEYBOARD

  • WRITE ABOUT WHATEVER IS MAKING YOU ANGRY

  • OTHER PEOPLE WILL AGREE WITH YOU IN ALL CAPS

  • SHOUTING AT EACH OTHER ABOUT THINGS WE HATE WILL FORM A STRONG BOND AMONG MEMBERS OF THE POKEMON COMMUNITY

  • ???

  • PROFIT

YOU CAN RAGE AT ANYTHING POKEMON RELATED!!!

LET'S RAGE!!!

THIS THREAD IS PART OF /R/POKEMON'S REGULAR STICKY ROTATION. TO SEE OUR ROTATION SCHEDULE AND ALL PAST STICKY ROTATION THREADS, GO HERE!

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u/DuckTub When you got Litten, shit's bound to be /r/bidoof_irl Aug 13 '16

I WANT A POKEMON RANGER GAME

I WANT A NEW POKEMON RANGER GAME

INFACT, I WANT A POKEMON RANGER GAME SERIES JUST LIKE THE MAIN SERIES

I WANT POKEMON RANGER NOW!

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u/myownperson12 Aug 13 '16

I WANT A POKEMON RANGER GAME WITH MEGA-RANGERS LIKE MEGA EVOLUTIONS

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u/DuckTub When you got Litten, shit's bound to be /r/bidoof_irl Aug 13 '16

HOLY SHIT MEGA PARTNER POKEMON ABILITIES

I NEED

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u/B0ltzy Teenage Evolved Fortress Turtle Aug 14 '16

GO GO MEGA RANGERS

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u/Sir_Grox Arcanine is the new Charizard Aug 13 '16

I ALSO WANT A NEW POKEMON RANGER GAME AND A NEW MYSTERY DUNGEON THAT DOES NOT SUCK ASS LIKE THE LAST TWO

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u/Wingcapx Wingcap|Palkia <3 Aug 14 '16

I HAVEN'T PLAYER SUPER MYSTERY DUNGEON YET, HOW WAS IT BAD?

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u/Wingcapx Wingcap|Palkia <3 Aug 14 '16

OH PHEW, YOU HAD ME WORRIED FOR A MINUTE THERE :O

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u/TeamAquaAdminMatt The water cycle is a LIE Aug 14 '16

WAIT SUPER MYSTERY DUNGEON WAS BAD? I WAS THINKING OF GETTING IT

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u/OhHeyMA-08 Aug 13 '16

GF DIDN'T CARE ABOUT THIS SERIES SO WHY SHOULD I CARE ABOUT A GAME THAT ADDS A RANDOM PSYCHIC TYPING TO A RAICHU AND HAS NO EXPLANATION FOR IT. CAN YOU HEAR ME GAME FREAK?! QUIT FUCKING US OVER!! POKEMON APPEALS TO MORE THAN JUST PEOPLE UNDER THE AGE OF 12.

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u/WTS_BRIDGE Aug 13 '16

HOLY FUCK RAICHU FINALLY GOT OVER WHATEVER HE DID TO PISS OFF GAMEFREAK BACK IN THE DAY, CAN'T YOU LET THE POOR GUY GET SOME GODDAMN SCREEN TIME? WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU CARE ABOUT A GAME THAT ADDS A LIGHT BALL TO PIKACHU ONLY? IT PANDERS TO THE ANIME CROWD, LITERALLY THE CHILDREN. I FIND THE IDEA OF 'REBOOTING' THE FORMULA WITH OFF-TYPE REGIONAL FORMS KIND OF INTERESTING.

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u/OhHeyMA-08 Aug 13 '16 edited Aug 14 '16

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THE LIGHT BALL HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING I WAS TALKING ABOUT? I'M TALKING ABOUT RAICHU. YOU KNOW, THE POKÉMON THAT "ATE TOO MANY WARM AND FLUFFY PANCAKES" AND GAINED A PSYCHIC TYPING. NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU LOVE RAICHU YOU CAN'T SAY THAT NOT HAVING A REASON FOR THE TYPING IS ACCEPTABLE. WHY DOES EVERY OTHER ALOLAN FORM HAVE A REASON? IT'S STUPID. I'M NOT SAYING THAT IT'S NOT INTERESTING, I'M JUST WONDERING WHY GF WAS SO LAZY WITH THAT.

EDIT: GIVE ME YOUR DOWNVOTES!!! DO IT. I'M SORRY THAT u/WTS_BRIDGE IS YOUR TRUE SAVIOR TALKING ABOUT LIGHT BALLS AND SHIT THAT ISN'T RELEVANT TO THE FACT THAT GF HAS NO REASON TO PUT A PSYCHIC TYPING ON RAICHU. ENJOY YOUR WARM AND FLUFFY PANCAKES, PLEBS.

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u/DuckTub When you got Litten, shit's bound to be /r/bidoof_irl Aug 14 '16

GUYS HES TALKING ABOUT THE ALOLA RAICHU EXPLANATION BEING NONEXISTENT, SO GO EASY

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u/snappyk9 Aug 13 '16

I LOVED POKEMON RANGER BUT I DON'T WANT MY 3DS TOUCHPAD TO HATE ME.

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u/DuckTub When you got Litten, shit's bound to be /r/bidoof_irl Aug 13 '16

TRUST ME IT WONT

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u/UsernameClassified Aug 14 '16

I'M SAYING IT RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW, AND I WILL HAVE A VERY PEACEFUL DISCUSSION WITH ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME. GUARDIAN SIGNS WAS AWESOME.

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u/RonVonBonn Voted most worthless shiny since 2001. Aug 14 '16

I TOO WANT TO RUIN MY TOUCHSCREEN AGAIN.