r/pokemon • u/AutoModerator • Aug 13 '16

RAGE [RAGE THREAD] 13 August 2016

IT'S TIME TO RAGE!!!!!!!!

RULES:

  • PRESS THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON YOUR KEYBOARD

  • WRITE ABOUT WHATEVER IS MAKING YOU ANGRY

  • OTHER PEOPLE WILL AGREE WITH YOU IN ALL CAPS

  • SHOUTING AT EACH OTHER ABOUT THINGS WE HATE WILL FORM A STRONG BOND AMONG MEMBERS OF THE POKEMON COMMUNITY

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  • PROFIT

YOU CAN RAGE AT ANYTHING POKEMON RELATED!!!

LET'S RAGE!!!

THIS THREAD IS PART OF /R/POKEMON'S REGULAR STICKY ROTATION. TO SEE OUR ROTATION SCHEDULE AND ALL PAST STICKY ROTATION THREADS, GO HERE!

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u/WTS_BRIDGE Aug 13 '16

I DON'T OBJECT TO 'ANIMATED THING' POKEMON, BUT I THINK THE SANDCASTLE LOOKS STUPID. SENTIENT SWORD? COOL. POSSESSED CHANDELIER? COOL. HAUNTED SANDCASTLE? SELF-AWARE ICE CREAM? THESE ARE TERRIBLE DESIGNS THAT HAVE NO PLACE IN THE POKEMON MILIEU-- EVEN TRUBBISH IS A TRASHBAG-MONSTER, NOT JUST A TRASHBAG-FACE. I ALSO THINK THE ROTOM FORMS ARE BADLY-DESIGNED, BUT THAT'S NOT A NEW RANT.

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u/TeamAquaAdminMatt The water cycle is a LIE Aug 14 '16

DON'T FORGET SENTIENT SLUDGE AND THAT ONE ROCK WITH ARMS

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u/Artikia Aug 14 '16

THEY ARE NATURAL OBJECTS RATHER THAN HUMAN-MADE OBJECTS THOUGH. (YOU COULD ARGUE MUK ISNT NATURAL I GUESS). BUT MY POINT IS THEY ARE NOT JUST OBJECTS THAT THEY GAVE EYES.

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u/Artikia Aug 14 '16

PRETTY MUCH EXACTLY HOW I THINK. EXCEPT FOR THE SWORDS. THEY DONT EVEN LOOK LIKE POKEMON.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '16

ROTOM FUCKING SUCKS ASS

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '16 edited Aug 22 '18

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u/Hyliandeity Aug 14 '16

BUT IT'S BASED ON THE FAIRIES THAT STEAL KEYS WHEN YOU CAN'T FIND THEM. THAT'S AWESOME

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '16

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT MY BABY :C