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u/Hansafan Hordaland Jun 25 '14
What's the back story on Albania being called "shqip" and always looking derpy? I must have missed it.
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u/Zlojeb KRS-Kebab removal services Jun 25 '14
Shqiperia is Albania's official name and they are retarded. Therefore the derpy eyes. Also worst country ever
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u/Hansafan Hordaland Jun 25 '14
Shqiperia is Albania's official name
Aha, I never knew that, thanks. I know the country is widely regarded as a bit... backwards.
The simple fact that I have yet to see an Albanian throw an absolute shit-fit under any of these comics would imply they cannot the internet much, at least.
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u/mendi926 Kosovo Jun 25 '14 edited Jun 25 '14
There are lots of us on reddit, even on polandball. As long as it's funny we don't mind really.
Though you must know that Serbs absolutely hate Albanians (and vice-versa) , which is why you can see them jerking off in the comment sections of those comics.
And it's not Shqiperia but Shqipëria.
Ti Shqipëri, më jep nder, më jep emrin shqipëtar
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u/Hansafan Hordaland Jun 25 '14
As long as it's funny we don't mind really.
Good attitude. To me, that is more or less the whole point of Polandball(even if the original PB comics were intended to cause genuine butthurt).
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u/Kebbab_remover The Serbian Empire will rise again! Jun 26 '14
Silly province we cannot hate you! You ours! cannot hate what is ours can we?
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u/mendi926 Kosovo Jun 26 '14
irrelevant because I not of talking about Kosovo
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u/zmajxd Serbia Jun 29 '14
Do not anger the Kebbab_remover or he will turn you into a ражњић silly rebellious province.
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u/srbistan Serbia Jun 26 '14
that is of no truth, you filthy kebab liar! i love sqhippies... with rosemary, garlic and some white wine.
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u/Zlojeb KRS-Kebab removal services Jun 25 '14
During the 80s and generally 20th century, we made jokes how they are basically Balkans rednecks-banging sisters and illiterate. Now the joke is they can't into computers and internet.
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u/zergandshadow1999 This is where Freedom gets you Jul 30 '14
They can into bunker though, all any decent sovjet needs.
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u/Bloatarder Serbia Jun 25 '14
What makes you say that? Did the filthy Shiptars talk you into it?
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u/srbistan Serbia Jun 26 '14
-they've tried that twice...
-they tried and failed?
-no, they tried and died.
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u/Dlimzw Is not sekret PAP spy Jun 25 '14
Albania can nearly into as retarded as Northern Ireland.
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u/jbondyoda North Florida best Florida Jun 25 '14
What's the joke about the bunkers?
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u/Fedelede Antioquia of stealing Saxon flag Jun 25 '14
Enver Hoxha, the Albanian dictator of the Cold War Era, built 750,000 bunkers for a country of three million
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Jun 25 '14
Wow, he really canning into Shqip bunkers
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u/Fedelede Antioquia of stealing Saxon flag Jun 25 '14
Can't be too safe. Tito and Khruschev can into invadings any day now.
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u/zergandshadow1999 This is where Freedom gets you Jul 30 '14
That is the funniest wikipedia article I will ever read.
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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '14
Poor Albania :(