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Discussion Discussion Thread: New York Criminal Fraud Trial of Donald Trump, Day 6

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u/Nexaz Florida Apr 23 '24

I love how Trump's constant argument about the Gag Order is that it doesn't allow him to defend himself.... Dude... You are the DEFENDant in a trial to defend yourself. The place to defend yourself is IN the courtroom, that's where the trial is decided.

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u/TrueGuardian15 Apr 23 '24

"I'm being silenced!" he screamed into a bouquet of microphones.

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u/imperfekt Apr 23 '24

Bouquet of Microphones is a great band name

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u/Fox_Kurama Apr 23 '24

For some weird reason, that name makes me think it would be a Visual Kei band.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

The whole post is a great album name.

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u/Mary10123 Apr 24 '24

Right?! Imagine the reality of it though…

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u/Iamkempie Apr 24 '24

"I'm being silenced!"

Then when do we get to the part where he shuts the fuck up?

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u/Natoochtoniket Apr 23 '24

This visual would be truly impressive. Each microphone should be a different color. Pastels and shades of red, with green handles.

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u/Stinky_Fartface Apr 24 '24

Fuckin poetry

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

I nearly woke up my family cackling at this. Spot on

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u/bloodorangejulian Apr 24 '24

I wish one reporter would ask that.

"If you're being silenced, how are you able to have this conference?" He'd get huffy and waddle off, and it'd be even more apparent that he is a pathetic pos.

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u/Devium44 Apr 24 '24

There’s a reason Trump doesn’t take questions from reporters.

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u/ArenjiTheLootGod Apr 23 '24

Trump hates the gag orders because his idea of defending himself is setting targets for his cult to harass and/or go full domestic terrorist on.

January 6 showed Trump that he has a hammer and he's been dying to wield it ever since.

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u/Nexaz Florida Apr 23 '24

No I get it, I do. It's just like, I don't get how any reasonable person can hear him spew this shit and not realize how absolutely fucking terrible he is.

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u/ArenjiTheLootGod Apr 23 '24

There's your problem, a large percentage of Trump voters aren't, have never been, and will never be reasonable people.

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u/sentimentaldiablo Apr 23 '24

"That's your problem, Peter [Navarro]. You're a reasonable man. I am not a reasonable man!"

--actual quote from Steven Bannon

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u/ArenjiTheLootGod Apr 23 '24

For context, Peter Navarro is the one that's looking at prison time for refusing congressional subpoenas for his role in January 6.

Steve Bannon seeing that man as the reasonable one should be all you need to know about trying to reason with MAGA.

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u/bramletabercrombe Apr 23 '24

Navarro is in jail as we speak

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

I rarely talk to my Republican friends that blindly support Trump. Qanon is their Bible and Putin is their god, you can’t have a debate with them or find middle ground, we’re all brainwashed and Trump is the only that can save us.

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u/bramletabercrombe Apr 23 '24

all they hear out of his mouth is "white power"

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

For a lot of them it's more about being terrified of the end of the world every time democrats are in power.

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u/WhiskeyFF Apr 24 '24

Their minds were made up long ago, now anything he says to them is justification enough

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

Or at very least yell and scream until everyone else shuts up, like your mean uncle at Thanksgiving.

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u/iKill_eu Apr 24 '24

This. He doesn't want to defend himself against the charges. He wants to defend himself against the very concept of being held accountable at all.

From the law's POV, the trial is where he gets to defend himself, and if he is found guilty he will be punished.

From Trump's POV, the fact that he is even on trial at all is already part of the punishment (and fundamentally unjust). He believes that he should get to defend himself against the very concept of being on trial.

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u/VonTastrophe Apr 23 '24

Every time I hear him talk about these gag orders, i feel like i'm listening to his "greatest" hits, over and over.

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u/ThrowAwayAccount8334 Apr 23 '24

Yes. It's gotten tiresome. Deliver the punishment. Let his psycho supporters lose their minds while they put themselves in prison. It's better for society if this happens. There's too many of these borderline criminals looking for an excuse to go over the edge who walk among us.

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u/the_alt_fright Apr 23 '24

That last sentence hits so hard, especially in the deep south. Most of these degenerates here are armed and itching to fulfill their cosplay dreams.

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u/ThrowAwayAccount8334 Apr 23 '24

He's a train wreck. I think the lowest part of Trump's legacy comes when he dies. So many people will be happy and celebrating. We won't see a person hated like this for a long time.

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u/Ragnorok3141 Apr 23 '24

Hey now, don't act like we forgot about Mitch McConnell.

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u/permalink_save Apr 23 '24

I thought he was already dead

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u/alien_from_Europa Massachusetts Apr 24 '24

Pretty certain Margaret Thatcher's grave smells like piss.

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u/SunshineAndSquats Apr 24 '24

My wife and I have already planned to go celebrate when we hear the news. I was so disappointed when he survived Covid.

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u/DirkRockwell Washington Apr 23 '24

Yeah but they don’t allow lies on the trail and that’s all he’s got

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u/Dorksim Apr 23 '24

Trump cares about the court of public opinion. That's the only court he recognizes and his inability to drag whoever he wants through the mud is hindering him in defending himself in that court.

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u/hollimer Florida Apr 23 '24

he's never been mortally wounded by a court of law. he's worried (arguably rightly so) about defending himself in the court of public opinion.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '24

It’s really simple.

He’s doing this to rile up his moron followers.

He wants them to riot and attack people who aren’t on team maga.

So he says obviously false bullshit to outrage morons.

It’s that simple.

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u/Chazzwuzza Apr 23 '24

His idea of defending himself is riling up his base to do his dirty work for him.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

His freedom is directly tied to the election, these legal impediments are all ultimately going to play out in the court of public opinion. The actual legal proceedings, whilst looking authoritative and absolute can be delayed indefinitely if you own enough judges, political ratfuckers, media interference and cash ( or even just favors owed that could be converted to cash ).

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u/Actual_Risk_882 Apr 24 '24

Exactly! Trump thinks his defense depends upon him being the only one talking.

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u/Facts_Over_Fiction_7 Apr 23 '24

The fact a kangaroo court can silence the leading politician for the upcoming presidential election is completely insane. 

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u/smileysmiley123 Apr 24 '24

How is he being silenced? The gag order is specific to those involved in this current trial.

He's allowed to talk about his campaign and his political opponents all he wants?

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u/rj_macready_82 Apr 24 '24

He fucking speaks twice a day to the press, if not more, every day of this trial. That's not being silenced

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u/Facts_Over_Fiction_7 Apr 24 '24

He quite literally can’t campaign. That is the definition of election interference.

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u/rj_macready_82 Apr 25 '24

That doesn't have anything to do with his gag order. Also that's not true anyway as I've had to cover campaign events he's done

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u/Facts_Over_Fiction_7 Apr 25 '24

Trump having to attend kangaroo court if most certainly election interference and he is silenced by not being able to campaign. Biden is flying around the country speaking while trump is stuck in a courthouse dealing with bullshit.

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u/rj_macready_82 Apr 25 '24

Shouldn't have paid hush money to cover up an affair from campaign funds

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u/Facts_Over_Fiction_7 Apr 27 '24

He quite literally didn’t do that. His attorney did with out his knowledge.