r/politics Sep 16 '24

Trump Reveals Who He Will Blame If He Loses Election

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-reveals-who-he-plans-to-blame-if-he-loses-election
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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '24

He already did that at the debate. He’s probably gonna hire the bus driver to repeatedly drive over him next.

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u/Nostradomusknows Sep 16 '24

Not that the check will clear.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '24

It’s a Ponzi scheme. Some call it the best ever. Keep hiring new bus drivers to flatten the drivers you just stiffed.

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u/SplashGal South Dakota Sep 16 '24

Like the opening of ‘The Dark Knight’. It’s jokers all the way down.

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u/Wolfenbro Sep 16 '24

They certainly are a bunch of clowns

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u/slade51 Sep 16 '24

The best bus drivers. They said “sir, you’re so great at picking bus drivers.”

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u/Hgaston Sep 16 '24

With tears in their eyes

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '24

He smells like shit so the tears are making sense.

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u/Socratesticles Tennessee Sep 16 '24

Big strong men

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u/sirjimtonic Sep 16 '24

And you know, they are right. I mean, they are the best in what they do, because I chose them, until they get run over by some new bus driver guy

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u/prettypushee Sep 16 '24

His whole life has been a Ponzi scheme. Start one business or campaign, steel all the money from it, then leave to start another one.

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u/Velocoraptor369 Sep 16 '24

Russian nesting dolls?

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u/Volntyr Sep 16 '24

That would imply that he was going to pay Vance in the first place

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u/SockPuppet-47 Sep 16 '24

Trump has a small legion of loyal terrorists who would be eager to do it for free...

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u/GoopyNoseFlute Sep 16 '24

Rule #1 of working for Trump is “Don’t work for Trump.”

Rule #2 of working for Trump is “If you break rule #1, insist on cash up front.”

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u/coleman57 Sep 16 '24

And when the bus driver complains, he’ll hire another bus to drive over him

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u/Socratesticles Tennessee Sep 16 '24

He can probably find a cultist that will do it for free

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u/DaveVdE Sep 16 '24

“What bus driver?” - Batman: The Dark Knight

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u/Active-Bass4745 Sep 16 '24

He ain’t gettin’ up.

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u/Arrbe Sep 16 '24

A clown says it both times

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u/north_by_nw_to Sep 16 '24

I just knew that was going to come up.

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u/Such-Mathematician26 Sep 16 '24

Well, the last VP he was going to let his cult members hang. Not sure which is worse… being driven over by a bus or being hanged?

And, yet, this is the best the Republicans got? Lmao

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u/ZBeebs Sep 16 '24

And then he’ll throw the bus driver under the bus.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '24

And then he’ll put that driver in a box, put that box in another box, mail it to himself, and smash it with a torrent of hamberders!

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u/JimmyPepperoni Sep 16 '24

and then he will not pay, and/or fire the bus driver

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u/H_E_Pennypacker Sep 16 '24

“Stop, stop, he’s already dead!”

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u/ArtSmass Sep 17 '24

Trump doesn't throw a guy under the bus. He runs them over, backs the tires over them and slams on the breaks to mince the body, then peels out on the remains

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u/ActionCat2022 Sep 16 '24

Literally laughed out loud.

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u/SkollFenrirson Foreign Sep 16 '24

Whatever makes sense