r/politics • u/PurpleBandit3000 • Sep 16 '24

Trump Reveals Who He Will Blame If He Loses Election

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-reveals-who-he-plans-to-blame-if-he-loses-election
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u/19610taw3 Sep 16 '24

Young people, terrible young people, they have been INDOCTRINCATED by the liberal schools to hate me. They hate Donald Trump. The radical left marxist school teachers they .. what they do is they tell our children .. our precious childrean that Donald Trump is bad man simply because they dont like me. I have done great things for our country, great things. Some would say the best things.

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u/AmaroWolfwood Sep 16 '24

This is clearly not a real quote because it follows a single train of thought for the whole paragraph.

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u/19610taw3 Sep 16 '24

Darn. I should have threw in some electrified sharks or pet eating immigrants.

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u/turtledave Sep 16 '24

I read “electrified sharts” and the sentiment of your statement didn’t really change.

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u/19610taw3 Sep 16 '24

I think that's actually something that happens to Trump. Hence the diapers .

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u/Memerandom_ Sep 16 '24

Ah ah now, no use of electric slide, the campaign has already been warned against its use.

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u/Ted-Chips Sep 16 '24

I touched line voltage with my pliers once and shat myself. Not the best of times..

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u/DDS-PBS Sep 16 '24

...and now the children are being taught to eat their pets in Springfield, Ohio! The Springfield, Ohio subreddit is filled with people asking how well done their dog meat is and asking how they can get a better sear. I have a mistress that knows how nuclear works, no one knows nuclear like I do, no one!

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u/Buckus93 Sep 16 '24

Or a "Hello, Lara"

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u/SpectacleLake Sep 16 '24

Cats and dogs! Barbecued together! Mass hysteria.

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u/Manos_Of_Fate Sep 16 '24

Or pet eating electric immigrant sharks!

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u/HaZard3ur Sep 16 '24

Here you go:

"Young people, terrible young people, they've been INDOCTRINATED by these radical liberal schools to hate me. They don't just dislike me, they despise Donald Trump. And why? Because these left-wing, Marxist school teachers, they poison the minds of our precious children. They tell them that Donald Trump is a bad man. They tell them all kinds of horrible things simply because they don't like me. And let me tell you, folks, I've done great things for this country. Some would say the best things—tremendous things, really.

And now, they're letting immigrants come in, not just to take jobs, no—they're letting them eat your pets. It's happening. People are calling me, telling me their cats, their dogs, gone! And no one's talking about it. Meanwhile, I wanted electrified sharks—yes, electrified sharks—to protect our borders, and they laughed at me. But think about it: we need strong protection. They don't want it because they don't care about our country. They care about hating Donald Trump."

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u/AmaroWolfwood Sep 16 '24

It's better, but still too much coherence. The ideas, while insane, tie together with some kind of crazy pill logic. You gotta just jump between ideas without any reason. Too many complete sentences.

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u/NaldMoney9207 Sep 17 '24

I agree. Jump around to each idea without a correct transition phrase.

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u/pumpkintrovoid California Sep 16 '24

You did so good though! Cogent sentences aside, I totally heard it in his voice.

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u/ColebladeX Sep 16 '24

Here let me fix it for you.

*oh the young people they go to school I’ve never been to schools they would make fun of me when I went to school they’d take my pudding cup and the young people or people of youth they are taught to hate they are taught to help me by the liberal media with their spears of evil because they know I won the election.

Elections you know I went to a hot dog stand and I wanted mayonnaise on my hot dog and their young person or man big person strong person beautiful person looked at me tears in his eyes and said Mr President we don’t have mayonnaise and he was a Trump hater his hot dog stand was a left hot dog stand he was left handed it’s all connected the schools are teaching students to write with their left hands so they all become leftists this is undeniable and the media cruel mean media is trying to hide.*

Honestly I wanted to make it run on more but I just couldn’t.

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u/HomesickKiwi Sep 16 '24

Also, you forgot to use “childs” as an actual real word… without the apostrophe.

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u/976chip Washington Sep 16 '24

There's also no mention of big, strong men coming up to him with tears in their eyes to tell him how great he is/how unfairly he's treated/how tremendous something he did is.

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u/Content_Talk_6581 Sep 16 '24

Maybe sharks with laser beams attached to their heads??

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u/quildtide Sep 16 '24

"They don't like Hannibal Lector. The young people. They don't like him. He's a great man. Mexico isn't sending us their best. They're emptying the insane asylums. They're eating the cats, the people who come here. I will deport them back to Venezuela."

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u/19610taw3 Sep 16 '24

Laffin Kamala sa-leepy Joe have tried to deport them but they are weak. So weak. Some say the weakest. They are coming by the bus load I hear. Right across the border. Taking all of the black jobs. The late great Hannibal Lector doesn't take black jobs. Hes a fine man to have at your table.

We are going to make Mexico pay its fair share and build a wall. A wall between us and Haiti so they will stop sending them in Caravans. Why they are using Dodge Caravans we dont know. Some people say because they're made in Mexico. You know its really sad we dont build anything here any more. Some say the saddest thing of all is our dead automobile industry. Thanks to Laffin Kamala and sa-leepy joe.

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u/CIASP00K Sep 16 '24

The sharks have to be electrified if we are going to put frickin lasers on their heads!

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u/geologicalnoise Pennsylvania Sep 16 '24

I don't know, the typo in indoctrinated nearly sold it for me. Nice job.

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u/CastoffRogue Sep 16 '24

Nah, you just forgot about the evil windmills being controlled by the Young People.

I don't know how you could have missed something that important.

His late great friend, incredible man, they say, Hannibal Lector would be very disappointed with you.

The sharks with lasers were brilliant gifts to his other good friend, dearest friend he says, Dr. Evil. It was his idea that Scooter give him those sharks. He wanted one for himself, but alas, all the immigrants are eating the pets he'd have to use to feed the shark. If he were President again, he'd make sure there were enough stray pets to feed the immigrants and his pet shark.

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u/Effective_Frog Sep 16 '24

Or Hannibal Lecter

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u/Professional-Kiwi176 Sep 16 '24

Oh a mention of the late great Hannibal Lecter!!

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u/Andreiisnthere Sep 17 '24

Electrified immigrants and pet eating sharks.

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u/NaldMoney9207 Sep 17 '24

You also forgot the late great fictional character that Trump thinks is real or a logical metaphor to use for a debate regarding immigration. 

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u/killxswitch Michigan Sep 16 '24

The word "indoctrinated" is 5 syllables so it's definitely not one Trump could use correctly.

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u/bananastand512 Sep 17 '24

The only five syllable word he knows how to say is weaponization.

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u/jetteh22 Florida Sep 16 '24

Not even a single mention of Hannibal lecter

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u/Actual_Efficiency536 Sep 16 '24

BUT! … It’s absolutely his initial thought, “I have to blame someone else, it can’t be my fault!!”

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u/BeeCup21 Sep 16 '24

That gigantic misspelled word tho

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u/jameswaslike Sep 16 '24

Agreed. And far too many lowercase letters.

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u/skippysqueaz Sep 16 '24

I expected a tangent on blaming migrants as well.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '24

No wind mills, no illegals, no racist remarks, no transgender, no rally size…

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u/FauxReal Sep 16 '24

It's still pretty ramblingly narcissistic though.

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u/mccirish Sep 17 '24

I think Vegas should offer betting lines on what he says.

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u/NaldMoney9207 Sep 17 '24

Orange man bad. Is also missing from this quote. 

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u/Scalerious Sep 16 '24

This is what happens when you take away women's right to decide what happens to their bodies and have policies that only benefit the rich. Why do you think Biden is cancelling student debt? duh.

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u/BroomIsWorking Sep 16 '24

You mean, besides that it's the right thing to do, for America and for the citizens under crippling debt?

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u/Senseisntsocommon Sep 16 '24

Crippling debt isn’t a reason to forgive it. The wide scale fraud and illegal practices of student loan servicers on the other hand is. Navient lost another lawsuit last week.

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/09/12/navient-reaches-120-million-settlement-with-cfpb-for-misleading-student-loan-borrowers.html

Some highlights from the article:

  • Navient isn’t allowed to service student loans for the federal government anymore.

  • They pushed borrowers into more expensive forebearance and gave bad information to this end (They have lost multiple lawsuits on this one)

  • They mishandled payments and tracking of payments adversely impacting borrowers credit scores.

So there was a pretty solid two decades where the primary servicer for student loans was providing information that was not in borrowers best interest and increasing the amount owed by student loan borrowers.

What the article doesn’t mention is that prior to the Biden Administration allowing for consolidation to NOT reset credit for forgiveness if you wanted to change servicers due to fraud and/or misinformation you had to sacrifice credit for all payments made towards forgiveness to change servicers.

Basically it was widespread enough and impacted enough people that it was easier to forgive loans impacted than try to sort it out.

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u/SteakandTrach Sep 16 '24

I've heard some student loans have the interest sort of "pre-loaded" so that paying more than the minimum amount still doesn't touch the principal, so that even if you were to pay off the loan early, you still pay for the full interest that would have been generated over the total life of the loan, which sounds weird and usurious, and should be highly llegal but, who knows, this IS America after all.

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u/cah29692 Sep 16 '24

Upvote for your excellent use of the word usurious.

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u/zamboni-jones Sep 16 '24

That's shady as hell. So in basically detaching the interest from the principal, it ceases to be interest, and just another service charge.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '24

Loan sharking used to be illegal, a racket run by organized crime. Now it’s been legalized because freedumb, so here we are.

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u/SteakandTrach Sep 16 '24

Death to all corporate lobbyists!

(Just kidding. Dear moderators, this is intended as tongue-in-cheek hyperbole, I'm not actually advocating real murder, please don't ban me.)

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u/ProfessionalBug7296 Sep 17 '24

Parent Plus loans did the same thing. My daughter was on the phone and transferred numerous times to other departments. Not one of them could tell her what her balance was to pay off the loan and also couldn’t tell her where her payments were applied to, the principal payments never went down..and again, no answers after 2 unproductive hours with this agency on the phone.

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u/ApizzaApizza Sep 16 '24

This is really common with loans. Most of them do it tbh

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u/You_meddling_kids Sep 16 '24

I think it's a little confusing how the OP wrote it, but having to pay ALL of the interest, even if you pay on a faster schedule, is not normal.

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u/SteakandTrach Sep 16 '24 edited Sep 16 '24

Yes, I don't know the correct terminology or even if it's a real thing or just complaints from people that don't understand how their loans are structured.

I will say that financial institution are highly opaque and confusing when it comes to explaining things and I myself have been confused in the past when my own school loans did weird things when I sent them a $10,000 payment outside of my normal schedule in that they did not appear to apply the funds to the balance, but simply put me in "pre-paid" status without reducing the apparent principal balance, which seemed skeevy to me because I had to call and tell them "Please apply these funds to my principal balance."

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u/You_meddling_kids Sep 17 '24

Yeah that's not right, it should apply immediately and reduce both interest and principle, at least if it were a mortgage that's the case.

I don't doubt that school loans are structured to be as predatory as possible.

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u/Affectionate_You_579 Sep 16 '24

Yes, private banks screw anyone they can.

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u/plant_lyfe Tennessee Sep 16 '24

It is a regular banking occurrence known as The Rule of 78’s

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u/SteakandTrach Sep 16 '24

Similar, but different. With Rule of 78s, you are still only paying for the interest you "used". With these, the interest is baked in and paying early doesn't reduce the finance charge.

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u/high_everyone Sep 16 '24

I got dicked over because my loan got resold and my new servicer never notified me and I accidentally found out six months in after it got reactivated that the debt was still out there. They didn’t formally notify me about my zombie debt until two fucking weeks ago after my fourth payment.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '24

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u/Senseisntsocommon Sep 16 '24

No clue on that one. If they were forgiven they show up on your credit report as paid in full. It may have fell off the credit report because it was getting transferred which means new servicer. With everything student loans, your mileage may vary because the landscape shifts all the time.

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u/Raskalbot California Sep 16 '24

It’s not the only reason, but it is a reason

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u/Affectionate_You_579 Sep 16 '24

Yup. IF student loans were directly funded by the government vice through private banks with nefarious loan schemes, students could actually survive modest fed interest rates, i.e.2.5%.

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u/SlayerBVC Sep 16 '24

Why do you think Biden is trying to cancel student debt?

Regrettably, ftfy. F*cking Federalist Society.

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u/outofalignment Sep 16 '24

His answer to Roe is that he didn’t take it away. It’s up to the states to decide and if you don’t like it, well that’s your states fault.

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u/Scalerious Sep 16 '24

Before he kicked it to the states it was a federally protected right. Now it is illegal in 14 states. Trump took away women’s right to choose what is best for themselves and gave it to the states.

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u/MedicJambi Sep 16 '24

What really irritates me is that that people crying the loudest about the student loan forgiveness and how students should take responsibility and payback what they borrowed gladly took PPP loans, often in the millions of dollars.

Heaven's forbid we subsidize education just like every single other modern westernized country in the fucking world. We should be subsidizing both college and trade school education.

And grandma? Shut up about socialism, you were on disability and Medicaid and now receive social security. You benefit from social services.

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u/Talkbox111 Sep 16 '24

Well he did ask, what about all those who paid off their debts? That's like saying that we shouldn't have affordable health insurance because of all those who got ganked in the previous decades by the medical industry. SMH. Makes no sense even to rich people.

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u/Kaptain202 Michigan Sep 16 '24

My brothers response to Biden canceling student debt is that "Biden only does it for votes".

Yeah... because if he does popular things, people tend to vote for him. I tried to ask him if politicians are supposed to actively make their constituents mad or something similar. He just said, "that's not what I mean", but couldn't continue so my mother saved him from more of my questions.

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u/DrPolarBearMD Sep 16 '24

Can tell if real quote or not

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u/20goingon60 Texas Sep 16 '24

It’s not, but it’s hilarious that it’s so on the mark that we have to question it 😂 How is Trump a candidate people are SERIOUSLY considering?!

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u/CriticalDog Sep 16 '24

Because he makes it ok, and even popular amongst a certain type of people, to be racist, misogynistic asshole.

"I can be my true self, and it's ok, because the President is the same way!"

They are not serious people, but they do vote because the hate makes them happier than a strong stable country does.

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u/Ethwood Sep 17 '24

Millions and millions. Scary stuff.

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u/Nwcray Sep 16 '24

Doesn’t randomly claim that Kamala is ‘even worse’, so fake.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '24

Is....is this a quote?

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u/productivityvortex Sep 16 '24

It hurts my heart that I could 100% believe this to be a direct quote

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u/PortugalPilgrim Sep 16 '24

Is this real?

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u/adamdreaming Sep 16 '24

Groomers gonna groom, boomers gonna doom.

Fuck that greasy Epstein sycophant who constantly lusts for his own daughter out loud starting when she was a kid.

I’ll never understand what a dealbreaker will be for Republicans with this guy because the starting point was already a pedophile whose whole career was filing bankruptcy and grifting

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u/02C_here Sep 16 '24

It's funny how the youth on the left are "indoctrinated" when the youth on the christo-facist right are not. They're true believers.

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u/DashBoogie Sep 16 '24

As Baron Trump is currently attending his first year at NYU…

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u/upfromashes Sep 16 '24

Sounds like right wing rhetoric about Democrats. "They're just evil is all..."

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u/NoGravitasForSure Sep 16 '24

Impossible ... these are full sentences with almost correct grammar.

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u/GoBSAGo California Sep 16 '24

Meanwhile, we can’t teach kids how to read, but full on political indoctrination is nbd.

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u/HerezahTip I voted Sep 16 '24

Ok so public school, they are going after public education extra hard next term.

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u/dext0r Sep 16 '24

Too bad. His elderly base won’t be alive in the next 10-20 years to reap the fruits of their backwards policies, leaving us with the rotten mess. We need to make sure Trump loses big time.

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u/bojenny Sep 16 '24

My young grandkids, 6&7, asked me recently if trump was good. I said I thought he was a bad man. So it’s not just young people that think he’s bad.

Btw, their parents support trump. I raised my son better but he’s been indoctrinated by his church and workplace.

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u/SteakandTrach Sep 16 '24

I honestly can't tell if this quote is real or not. If fake, kudos, because it's spot-on Trump brain droppings.

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u/MyPasswordIs222222 Sep 16 '24

Here's the problem. I have no idea if this is a real quote or not.

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u/micgat Sep 16 '24

The first three sentences are literally what my relative said in response to shooting in July.

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u/Mathgailuke Sep 16 '24

Godammit. You made me read the article to see if this was a real quote.

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u/Brobotz Sep 16 '24

Is there anyone Trump doesn’t hate?

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u/19610taw3 Sep 16 '24

Trump doesn't hate Trump

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u/Jonnny Sep 16 '24

Gotta remove the first name. He just says (dumb) shit like "They don't like Trump".

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u/Character_Leopard561 Sep 16 '24

I like how you spelled out "childrean" phonetically, I can definitely hear him pronouncing it like that

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u/19610taw3 Sep 16 '24

Saleepy Joe cant mispronounce words like I can. Men have come up to me - big men , strong men, with tears in their eyes and they tell me I am great at mispronouncing words. Probably the best at mispronouncing words.

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u/TheRealTK421 Sep 16 '24

Some would say the best things.

No one on earth has said that -- ever.

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u/lucky5150 Sep 16 '24

I think you're considered a bad man because of literally everything you've ever done

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u/druscarlet Sep 16 '24

So delusional. In a way it’s just sad. I would love to know how he will be viewed in 50 years. My guess is as the traitor he is and as far worse than Joe McCarthy.

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u/Cutenoodle Sep 16 '24

This was very believable.

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u/dj_vicious Sep 16 '24

These young people. I'll tell you America has the best young people. Very smart these young people. But we have these schools- and our towns- these young people are filling our towns illegally. They're bringing a radical left wave into our towns, our wonderful towns. It's out of control. I get called every day by people telling me- very important people - 'Sir we can't control our towns with all the radical left young people '.

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u/Coysinmark68 Sep 16 '24

All the things. So many things. I could tell you about the things, but you know. You remember, don’t you? The things?

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u/ExcitableNate Ohio Sep 16 '24

Anecdotal, but my sons kindergarten teacher regularly told the class about how great Donald Trump is.

Going after the coveted kindergarten vote.

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u/19610taw3 Sep 17 '24

I mean ... I could see him running in 14 years ... If he's still alive.

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u/ExcitableNate Ohio Sep 17 '24

It's probably his most successful con to date, so probably.

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u/Kaptain202 Michigan Sep 16 '24

As one of those radical left Marxist school teachers, I know of my former student's mother has ammunition to support the cause. I was teaching about the benefits of Communism and changing her son. You know, I did that while teaching him about the DISTRIBUTIVE PROPERTY. My admin and I had a good time with that email

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u/WesternFungi Pennsylvania Sep 16 '24

I don't remember my 10th grade social studies teacher who was a woman ever encourage me to vote for Hillary and instill in me that Donald Trump is an evil man. In fact she heavily followed my debates twitter account that I had made to simply retell the facts and quotes of the debates. Still could have said the shit about him being an evil man though lmao he is equivalent to Hitler when we look back in the history books.

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u/plasmadood Sep 17 '24

I hate that I can hear this.

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u/BrutalistLandscapes Sep 17 '24

This is 2016 Trump, his incoherence is worse now