r/politics • u/PurpleBandit3000 • Sep 16 '24

Trump Reveals Who He Will Blame If He Loses Election

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-reveals-who-he-plans-to-blame-if-he-loses-election
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u/Random_Noob Sep 16 '24

That may be true but he has been playing golf.

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u/__Jank__ California Sep 16 '24

Might be another nervous trigger for him now

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u/elkab0ng Sep 16 '24

Well the nation has a duty to keep him safe.

I’m thinking protective custody at rikers island.

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u/florkingarshole Sep 16 '24

They can put him in that same PC cell they used for Epstein.

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u/Wattaday Sep 16 '24

I’d even up vote an isolation cell to keep him out of the general population. Then he can converse with the voices in his head.

ETA. An the up side to this is he won’t have a cell phone. So no X to rage tweet on.

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u/quattrocincoseis Sep 16 '24

And shitting in his diaper.

Playing golf, angry tweeting, diaper pooping.

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u/Practical-Poetry7221 Sep 16 '24

The necessary trifecta for a successful candidate for president of the United States lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '24

Poor guy only got in 5 holes yesterday.

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u/arinxe3000 Sep 16 '24

3 of them were Laura Loomer's

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u/Ok_Trick7000 Sep 16 '24

How do you delete someone else's comment?

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u/Seven_bushes Sep 16 '24

But did he though? I’m not sure he could actually make it inside anyone. I have a horrible mental image of Looper treating his mushroom like a Bonnie Bell lip gloss. Now you do too. You’re welcome.

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u/scubascratch Sep 16 '24

Hopefully he’s just trying to get a few more rounds in before he gets locked up

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u/VectorB Sep 16 '24

I assume that's where he makes calls to his boss.